Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[RazorBackBacon]

He probably knocked her up the day Chris got arrested.

I kinda hope he wore a replica Sonichu medallion during conception.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

How can a man with a blood alcohol level that high still produce viable sperm?

 

[DewsLit]

Jesus wept.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I can't wait for the next Kiwifarms update where we find out that the baby's black.

He probably knocked her up the day Chris got arrested.

SPOILER: Chris knocked her up, and is the real father.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

So the day he loses contact with his son, he announces to the world that the replacement for the child bride is pregnant. It's like he is unable to take a single loss so he has to compensate no matter how stupid the action is, as long as he perceives it as a win, he will do it.

Ethan, you absolute retard, there is a reason pregnancies are not announced right away, there's chance of miscarriage and a number of other things that could cause the pregnancy to terminate early one way or the other. Because of that, people usually wait until that period of time has passed to announce it.

I'm not going to wish for a miscarriage because I am not a piece of garbage like you Ralph, but after you used Rand's and Carl's dead babies to attack and make fun of them, I would have zero sympathy for you or your mentally ill bride if anything similar happens to you.

 

[Übertroon]

Will women be held responsible for letting the gunt procreate at least twice?

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

He's going full negro: have as many kids as he can knowing some will make it to adulthood.

Makes sense for him to be an r-strategist, "Ralphamale never misses" indeed.

 

[Nevermore Fish]

Ralph really is creating a hell of his own making. That horse woman is gonna make him regret ever impregnating her. I don't even think they're gonna tolerate eachother for a year more.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

How can a man with a blood alcohol level that high still produce viable sperm?

Viable? Hell, that baby's coming out with three eyes and half a head.

Will women be held responsible for letting the gunt procreate at least twice?

Any woman who sleeps with the Gunt will have her head shaved and dressed in sackcloth to march through town so that all may see their shame.

 

[Ethanol Ralph]

Realistically, what’s the chance of a false positive on this?

Almost zero

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Viable? Hell, that baby's coming out with three eyes and half a head.

I like to think we'll see a genuine brahmin from the Fallout games IRL. Can't wait.

 

[Caped Baldman]

The Genghis Khan of our generation.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Viable? Hell, that baby's coming out with three eyes and half a head.

Any woman who sleeps with the Gunt will have her head shaved and dressed in sackcloth to march through town so that all may see their shame.

Sorry what I meant was viable as in able to fertilise and embryo.

 

[Rarghs]

As I said when the first demon baby was conceived - We have entered a new era of lolcow husbandry. We are breeding lines of spurgier, more autistic, crime prone cows with more unique paraphilias. We have had setbacks - the Chris Chan line was scuppered. But the Shit-huffing line is preserved in the OG demon baby, and with this new sire we will have preserved the pedophile line. A bumper crop!

 

[Fapcop]

Gotta hand it to him, that’s some potent sperm!


Fucking lol at some people regularly exercising, living healthily and trying for years to impregnate their wife without luck.


And along comes Ralph and can apparently knock someone up just by looking at them.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Gotta hand it to him, that’s some potent sperm!

It's fact that tiny dicks need that boost to ensure what little they have makes it with a chance. If you're big enough to deliver right to the source, the little guys don't have to work as hard.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Well, its only quarter past 6 in the morning and I am already horrified. Thanks. I never knew I could feel this feeling, a feeling of dread, nausea and elated joy over this bountiful kino harvest. The only thing I regret about this, is it's going to be a boy, and this pregnancy wont be the last time he is inside his mother.

 

[ArmouredRobin]

Gunted

 

[Aqua Panda]

As horrifying as it would be, I wonder if there will be another sex tape showing the moment of conception. We got the first kids conception on video for the archives, it's possible we may see the second one someday.

Still, it's beyond fucked that she's pregnant within the first year of them dating and within months of his first child being born. It's now obvious Ralph doesn't like to use condoms and pressures partners into bareback sex.

The relationship likely won't last a year after the child is born. A newborn requires a strong relationship between the two parents both to endure through it and for the relationship to survive. Ralph will likely just find another groupie within a few months. (Who at this rate may create baby #3.) Pantsu as a single mom is truly screwed, most men her own age won't touch or even associate with her now.

It's 100% the white trash death spiral.

Edit: And the timeline lines up to them conceiving the same day as the Chris arrest video. Looks like they got all excited by the incident and had sex when they got home. Not exactly something you look back at fondly...

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Demon baby 2: electric spookaloo