Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

What's going on with his eye there?
Just usual Gunt stuff.
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So what, was Ralph reading all the posts about him being unable to get it up in order to impregnate May (which is nothing to be ashamed of, in fact being able to get an erection around May is probably a sign you have some kind of serious psychosexual disorder) and it made him insecure, so now he has to engage his penis in combat with the top kiwi representative to assert his virility?

Very bizarre and fatherless behavior.
 
In the pithy Maxims and Arrows chapter of Twilight of the Idols, the philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche states:

"I want, once and for all, not to know many things. Wisdom requires moderation in knowledge as in other things."

I want not to know the dimensions of Null's penis. I have already laid eyes on Ralph's truncated penis - what there is of it. I have gazed upon Yaniv's Lovecraftian mangina and have also heard audio footage of him playing with it. That is quite enough genitalia for one site.
 
Imagine plummeting from 20k viewer live streams and able to crowd fund $25k for Saint Jude's to sub 200 livestreams and begging to see other men's dicks. How the gunt has fallen
 
You know Ralph could use those fake dongs pornos use except they are mostly nigger colored for a reason.
 
it made him insecure, so now he has to engage his penis in combat with the top kiwi representative to assert his virility
Ancient arts and sword fights, Ralphamale combat is mostly unknown but for the idea of a fluffer, in Gunt’s own words.
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I don't think he was serious. He won't even message Josh. He's just talking shit without thinking. Then he goes on to say the most R-Strategist shit about abandoning children on your death bed. Wigger Kang.

Do it Josh, It's an easy W


Though I don't believe Ralph has the 10,000 bucks to pay you.
Is this really the gunt? Where's the gunt? How did they move it out of the way? My first impression was that I've seen smaller until I realized that's him at full erection.
 
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