🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

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I don't quite understand one part of the story. So the guy who told Null about the dog murder incident proceeded to delete his LinkedIn account with a history immediately after? That doesn't make sense to me. Gunt does not have the money or the willpower to sue someone over the internet, so it can't be fear of retaliation.

 

[L. Duse]

Oh @JoshMoonTheFaggot, you deserve to be tagged because I am trying to give you advice albeit in vain.

Why can't you just say that it happened almost 30 years ago and you forgot? But I guess you needed the 20 bucks in superchats from people who enjoyed hearing you talk about dogs being slaughtered and you dropping names of your former classmates.

I suppose at least you got the publicity you sorely need and made the show way more interesting than you streamsniping Tucker and C-Span. Although, this is not the attention you wanted.

 

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That is impressive.

 

[The Demon Baby]

In West Memphis in 1993, three young boys were murdered in a triple homicide. In ‘94, three suspects were convicted of the killings, and were sent to rot in jail. They became known as the West Memphis Three.

I seem to remember Ralph claiming that he actually knew the kid who got murdered. Hmmmm....
Anyone else remember him saying that?

Young Ralph unironically looks like the kid from Bad Santa

HE DOES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Gator took a shit on Ralph.

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It looks like a custom character that you are maxing and minimizing the eye width slider.

 

[Xander Vickiano]

@Null hah he found the old photos, finally. Gunt ate paper im primary school and dropped out at year 6. That old school bully was very happy to talk about the gunt.

 

[PhoBingas]

I don't quite understand one part of the story. So the guy who told Null about the dog murder incident proceeded to delete his LinkedIn account with a history immediately after? That doesn't make sense to me. Gunt does not have the money or the willpower to sue someone over the internet, so it can't be fear of retaliation.

Did you miss the part where Ralph linked the guy's linkedin to his little telegram hugbox, telling him to go fuck with the guy?

 

[Truly Rural]

Why can't you just say that it happened almost 30 years ago and you forgot? But I guess you needed the 20 bucks in superchats from people who enjoyed hearing you talk about dogs being slaughtered and you dropping names of your former classmates.

He's hoping to attract new audience from his elementary school days. It's a business opportunity. Desperate times desperate measures.

 

[L. Duse]

A wild Ralph appeared! Hello Ralph! Hello @JoshMoonTheFaggot! We love you on the Farms. You say that no one cares but the Farms do so please swing by here more.

I loved the content you feature when you read the KF chat during the Tequila Sunrise. It is way better than the snorefest streamsnipes and stolen content from Fox and C-Span.

 

[Canoodler]

So Ralph is an animal abuser? I hope you get flayed alive you fat irredeemable turbomanlet.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Ralph how is selling a pic of you as a kid on a t shirt gonna save the white race?

Also, imagine going to New York with your girlfriend for the weekend and start it off caring about the internet. Fucking nerd.

 

[FMW13]

And here I thought this summer would be tame compared to the previous one.

With the Gunt nothin will be tamed. Just sit back and enjoy the shit show that’s about to happen again.

 

[Ralphamale]

i said on the chat above and not meaning to insult everyones enjoyment
it is good information to know about ethan ralph, but i am wishing for abit more stories because the incubation in oven can sound understandable if i think more about it and white trash person (it is a stereotype from here about southen americans from american tv shows not insulting any body) if you are thinking for a semi in closed box leaving oven open i think it sounds understandable if i think as a white trash person

that was the reason i want more. childhood person who nows ralph that should be great! i hope that null has more please

No nigger you never put a living creature in the oven. Except insects.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Ralph is deadass a Stephen King character.

 

[Takodachi]

This bothers me more than it should, and I know it shouldnt because its fucking ralph and i shoulda seen this coming... but fucking hell.
I cant find this funny at all, and thats a first coming from ralph's shitshow

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Ralph is deadass a Stephen King character.

Shit, you're right. Now if he can find a gypsy to hit with his car, he might actually end up winning that weight loss competition.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Next victim when?

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That dog was found a week later in a ditch & had been sodomized & halfeaten...

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Shit, you're right. Now if he can find a gypsy to hit with his car, he might actually end up winning that weight loss competition.

Let’s go down the list:
Fat
Alcoholic
(Probably) Alcoholic dad
Killed dogs
Served time
Fucks young things
Hillbilly

This nigga from IT

 

[Rabid Hog]

throwing roman saluts with that negro lab. real classy, Ethan.

If that really is a Labrador wouldn't that mean that Ralph is something like 2'8

 

[Pigtoad]

If that really is a Labrador wouldn't that mean that Ralph is something like 2'8

to be fair, I don't actually know what the breed of the dog is