💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[ferrari superamerica]

Redditors won
idubbz won
hasan won
ethan klein lost
ethan klein ballwashers lost
kiwifarms lost
kino casino lost
newsom lost
since nowadays being a sjw neckbeard is edgy and cool and being a ziocon culture war chud is partially mainstream, i imagine redditors replacing kiwifarms as the kings of lolcow community and then destroying the "no poop touching" rule.
redditor occupied community
they won
>2028
>Mamdani has succesufully took reign of USA and ordered execution of Null for his transphobic chudly behaviour
>be a random lolcow
>look at your bluesky messages
>your handler from reddit has prepared you a schedule for your next month
>a trip to Shanghai is also preordained in October 2029 where you will have a fan meetup
>people have to pay 500 bucks to reserve a 30 minute appointment in your schedule to be able to have a trolling session with you, usually months in advance
>the handler keeps half
>the trolls arrive to your doorbell
>you open and see a horde of late teens, who all chipped in the cost
>they start screaming your catchphrases and you have to listen to them
>your handler has installed cameras arround your house, so he can track if you are putting in effort
>if you don't pay attention to the trolls and pretend to be trolled, you will get a pay cut
>the session is done, but your day isn't over yet
>you must livestream newest coop streamerbait game
>since people are allowed to pozload my negholep, handlers can make lolcows do anything they want
>your colleagues are Cyraxx, now free to do anything he wants as long as his handlers are next to him, Ethan Ralph, who can't make a single full sentence and Destiny himself, who will talk over anything you say
>this is the future
would you prefer this future than current lolcow era?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

He was one of us back in the day, just like how most people were on the internet.

 

[skunt]

archive link of his reddit submission history - https://archive.ph/cfoQT
it's not posted to the reddit thread, nor this thread for whatever reason.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

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I have a question for the Ethan Klein fans:

How do posts about dancing naked in front of children and bestality with the family dog support the nation of Israel?

 

[SpellforceFan]

How do posts about dancing naked in front of children and bestality with the family dog support the nation of Israel?

Pedophilia and harming animals are core tenets of jewish faith, you fffffILTHY antisemite!

 

[Null]

I don't understand how it is linked to him

 

[Adobe Creative Cloud]

I don't understand how it is linked to him

• locations line up to where ethan was living (israel, europe)
• posted h3 vids when h3 was <1k subscribers

plus ethan admitted it now.

apparently his dox including this reddit account was up on some 'illegal' website? doxbin or something who knows.

edit:
sounds like someone fucked with the email recovery tool on reddit as well using ethan's personal email that they got from doxbin

 

[Sneed Force One]

This is on the H3H3 Instagram page, Ethan Klein admits to the account belonging to him.
Live Page
Archive.is / Instagram has some kind of archiving protection, every attempt is bugged to shit.

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

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This is on the H3H3 Instagram page, Ethan Klein admits to the account belonging to him.
[Working on archive.]

Oh, King Jew, the optics on this are terrible.

 

[Harambe]

damn so this nigga was shitposting 15 years ago? Wow im shocked

 

[Gibs]

Some genius snarker just plugged the username on twitter and turns out it's probably Ethan Klein too. Unfortunately, it doesn't have many posts.

https://x.com/pedo_troll/with_replies

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You need to archive your posts.

 

[BigPeanut]

One of the snark subs found Ethan's old reddit account.
I found nothing when searching for "pedo_troll" on KF.
Might actually be never-before-seen stuff for this thread despite it being very old material.

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The thread in the snark sub that found it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeftoversH3/comments/1n1t9m6/ethans_old_reddit_account_from_before_he_was/

Why are Jewish people so obsessed with poop and pedophilia?

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Oh, King Jew, the optics on this are terrible.

Not trying to sweep for him, but it was common back in the day to make "pedo" jokes, which is the reason why you had stuff like Pedobear and people posting "jail bait" content on /b/ back in the day, so i'll give him that.
It's really not a good look, but if you have to go back 15 years to find someone saying shit like that then i think you're the one gasping at straws.
Muslims also worship a pedophile, so in that case it should just make Ethan more likeable to muslims.

 

[V4L_Penis]

except

Not trying to sweep for him, but it was common back in the day to make "pedo" jokes, which is the reason why you had stuff like Pedobear and people posting "jail bait" content on /b/ back in the day, so i'll give him that.
It's really not a good look, but if you have to go back 15 years to find someone saying shit like that then i think you're the one gasping at straws.
Muslims also worship a pedophile, so in that case it should just make Ethan more likeable to Muslims

If it was someone else I’d agree but going back 10+ years to find some dirt you can use in your enemies is exactly the type of thing faggots like Ethan love doing so I’ll just sit back and enjoy him getting a taste of his own medicine

 

[Nigger Cattle]

except


If it was someone else I’d agree but going back 10+ years to find some dirt you can use in your enemies is exactly the type of thing faggots like Ethan love doing so I’ll just sit back and enjoy him getting a taste of his own medicine

Is it? I'm sorry, i don't follow his content that closely. I came here because someone sent me a link from zitter talking about that account (Ethan's).
I mostly don't care about h3, i just really hate Hasan, so whatever.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

15 years ago on Reddit? Better to have the username gimmick pedo_troll than the username ViolentAcrez

 

[Dylon Stevens]

apparently his dox including this reddit account was up on some 'illegal' website? doxbin or something who knows.

Ethan Klein is a pathological liar. It's likely that the account was found by just searching for the links of his youtube videos or just "h3h3" and checking the oldest posts. It was his main account and he wasn't hiding his identity as the h3h3 channel owner. He just wants to make himself a bigger victim to his audience of gullible, obese, middle aged women.

 

[ferrari superamerica]

>protecting ethan klein when even younger people get eviscerated here

Spoiler: Bu5t

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/bu5t-connor-lee-howard-connor-leopold-moody.200487/

not defending bu5t, i want him to be taught a lesson.

 

[neger psykolog]

We did it reddit!
Us and pedo_troll finally won that battle with god and now we're running up that sweet ass hill in Jerusalem.

 

[Nigger Cattle]

>protecting ethan klein when even younger people get eviscerated here

Spoiler: Bu5t

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/bu5t-connor-lee-howard-connor-leopold-moody.200487/

not defending bu5t, i want him to be taught a lesson.

Damn, what's that OP? Never heard of this guy but a 17 year old doing all this shit? I was already online at his age, max i would do was shitpost on imageboards, mostly i was playing Steam games with friends on Skype. What a horrific thing to see, we really need to raise children without letting them use the internet at all, or else they turn into whatever this guy became.