Enhanced Games - Roids not only allowed, encouraged!

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The Enhanced Games are a controversial new international sporting competition often described as the “Olympics with steroids allowed.” Unlike the traditional International Olympic Committee and events governed by the World Anti-Doping Agency, the Enhanced Games openly permit athletes to use performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) such as testosterone, HGH, and EPO under medical supervision. The organizers argue that elite sports already contain hidden doping and that a transparent, medically monitored system is safer and more honest. The event is scheduled to include swimming, track and field, and weightlifting competitions in Las Vegas, with massive cash prizes for winners and bonuses for breaking world records. The prizes are are set for $25,000,000.

Supporters of the Enhanced Games see it as a futuristic experiment in human performance and biohacking, backed by wealthy investors and tech figures who believe science should push athletic limits further. Critics, however, argue that the event normalizes dangerous drug use, undermines fair competition, and could encourage younger athletes to abuse steroids and other substances. Medical experts and anti-doping organizations have warned about risks including heart damage, hormonal problems, and long-term health consequences from combining multiple PEDs. Despite the backlash, the Games have generated huge public attention because they challenge the traditional idea that sports should reward only “natural” human ability.


It's going to be on kick and rumble today, 5/24/2026, and starts at 6:30 Eastern Standard Time.
 
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This shit is so shady and I also expect something closer to the Sperm Games then a real event event. The website has a greater focus on making investors happy and selling supplements than promoting the event today lol.

Streams should be free,
"Opening Events at 6:30 p.m. ET / 3:30 p.m. PT on YouTube, Rumble, Twitch and Kick"
"The Enhanced Games 2026 launches into full gear at 9 p.m. ET / 6 p.m. PT, across Roku, YouTube, Rumble, Twitch and Kick."

I CBA a deep read but attached are some of the company's financial statements, which are hosted on their site. Here's the CEO's linkedin .
 

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Well, we have trannies participating in women's sports, so this is the logical step. Actually, the trannies should participate in THIS since they are technically using performance enhancing drugs.
 
I'll look at it today just for the novelty of it but I'm not interested in it long term, I don't think anybody will be.
Sports are fun to do but usually not that fun to watch with a few exceptions and part of the appeal is rooting for "your team" and seeing the best of the best.
This is just weirdos pumping toxic shit into their veins and ensuring future heart attacks just to get a medal and a record that won't be remembered or looked up by anybody.
 
This entire thing seems more like the plot to a thriller than something that's actually happening IRL but maybe I'm just a wuss.
Like, I'm just imagining some 90s underground "documentary" on a fictional sports event.
 
They were shilling their schedule in the chats. https://app.enhanced.com/schedule
This is an awful UI.
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If you click each event it will tell you the prizes. They specifically have bonuses for beating current world records.
There's also a The Killers concert 1779657780223.webp
 
I can easily see this becoming a fixture of society. Body modification went from blush/eyeliner to boobjobs to trans surgeries to male looksmaxxing. Sports has gone from Greek wrestling to boxing to gorilla beatdown UFC. A 'fuck it we ball' use-all-the-drugs Olympics fits the trend. People want to see the extreme.

The MIC alone could supply enough funding to keep it alive. A bunch of freakazoid civilians testing the limits of experimental performance-enhancing drugs that can later be supplied to soldiers and mercenaries.
 
The roiders managed to beat one world record at least. In swimming.

Seems like these events are serious loss leaders, as they don't have great numbers. And obviously any established media and sponsors will be vary of association.

If it takes of and becomes a fixture, things could get interesting. As it is now you'll never get the absolute top athletes to openly participate as it'll kill their brand in most places, so the best you get is people at the end of their careers, people already caught doping, or people from sports where there's little or no money in the established comps.

If the enhanced games get big/accepted enough where it is realistically the first choice for a huge prospect, over the olympics, we could see some crazy roided results.

There's obviously various amounts of enhancement in the 'legit' comps too. But you wont get as effective if you need to time cycles and look out for random drug tests
 
The organisers are 100% right at this being honest at least. Modern Olympics is either be born a literal mutant with body that is optimized for the sport, or to cheat well enough that nothing can be proven (usually by countries with coaches that had their own rise to fame through it).

Might as well remove the limiters and let the junkies go all in. I hope it makes up the investments.
 
I'm very suprised any athlete there broke a record, so kudos to that swimmer. As has been stated this was always going to be contested by older athletes on the way out, journeymen that were never going to be stars anyway, and anyone that happens to have been sprung for doping already and doesn't mind burning down the rest of their career to compete at this event. The talent pool was never going to be that great, and for the vast majority of events it shaped up that way EG The mens 100m being not only half a second off WR pace but also being won by someone that ran slower than they did at the Paris Olympics. Aside from a shallow talent pool the other 2 big reasons for that are that everyone is already on performance enhancers (shocking I know) but lesser talked about is the quality of steroids the athletes have access to (assuming the athletes are adhering to the list, supervision is strict, testing is accurate etc).

Because they're limited to drugs that have already been approved by the FDA, the enhancers they're permitted to take a kind of not that special. Test, Deca, Mast, Winny, Anavar, Anadrol, GH etc. The list basically reads like a list of what would be available to you if you asked every jacked guy in a Powerhouse Gym on a weekday afternoon what he was selling (minus tren of course, because that was only ever approved for humans in Europe until the 80s). Along with EPO and some basic stimulants like Adderall and Modafinil and that's pretty much what you get in terms of enhancers. Sure it's more than WADA allows but the thing is at any high level event with the backings of States behind them there'll be competitors who used for their training camps more powerful drugs than that if not are outright competing on them, and if the Enhanced Games athletes get access to that stuff then it's back to the talent pool conundrum.

I was 100% certain no records would fall here because it was set up to be a very gimped version of what a "steroid olympics" could be (and even that was falling far short of what the real Olympics is in practice) but hey one of them proved me wrong.
 
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I'm very suprised any athlete there broke a record, so kudos to that swimmer. As has been stated this was always going to be contested by older athletes on the way out, journeymen that were never going to be stars anyway, and anyone that happens to have been sprung for doping already and doesn't mind burning down the rest of their career to compete at this event. The talent pool was never going to be that great, and for the vast majority of events it shaped up that way EG The mens 100m being not only half a second off WR pace but also being won by someone that ran slower than they did at the Paris Olympics. Aside from a shallow talent pool the other 2 big reasons for that are that everyone is already on performance enhancers (shocking I know) but lesser talked about is the quality of steroids the athletes have access to (assuming the athletes are adhering to the list, supervision is strict, testing is accurate etc).
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He broke a non-roid record though. Allowing them to be public with their PEDs and comparing roiders who hide it to roiders who don't is apples and oranges.

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Modern Olympics is either be born a literal mutant with body that is optimized for the sport, or to cheat well enough that nothing can be proven
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It's a bit of both.
 
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