😵‍💫 Skitzocow Emperor Tom Nelson

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In the interest of science I decided to try and listen to a few of his videos a bit more in depth. I'm still having a very difficult time determining the back story here and most videos feature a lot of talk about gazillions of dollars.

In this video, Emperor Tom Nelson rocking Halloween Glasses for Columbus Day (?).
At ~4:30 onwards he goes on a bit of a ramble about his wife. He says if any woman wants to marry him, he'll give his wife $5000 to move and that he's getting a retainer for selling a condo. He complains that he is locked in his house for the entire morning until noon and starts talking about domestic violence. And if he gets $5000, he'll give it to his wife to move and "marry anyone in the street"

In this video, Emperor Tom Nelson goes on a rant about Donald Trump or something. Then eventually later in the video goes into a ramble about selling his car for $500 and then AT&T refusing to give him credit. He claims that he his wife are starving.
At 8:40 he goes on a rant about "Mickey" (He alternates between saying Mickey and Michael, although appears to be talking about Michael Jordan and Air Jordan shoes...):
"If you don't have Mickey Jordan's shoe, you don't survive in Unites States, you don't survive. You die. If you don't have Mickey Jordan shoe you die."​
Then it goes into a ramble about... (~10:20)
"Eat African pussy, you fucker, like mayor of New York, he's the most respected man in New York, he's eating darkest African pussy on Earth. You need a Michael Jordan haircut, you need a Michael Jordan pussy shave, you need a Michael Jordan shoe, you need a Michael Jordan hat, you need a Michael Jordan haircut, you need a Michael Jordan pussy shave"​
After this rant he becomes quite irate and appears to try and spit towards the camera (~11:00)

Also, Emperor Tom Nelson dancing/grooving in his chair to "Go West":

And, Emperor Tom Nelson supports some segment of TV:

And, I'm not really bothered to annotate, but a long rant about Beyonce, Jay-Z, Donald Trump, "Finger fucking Oprah Winfrey" as well as claims that Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga and some other celebrities travel to Africa to have sex with 14 year old African boys and that they're "cum drinkers". He also says all white people, women, Africans, Indians and Mexicans should be round up and shot and also seems angry that he cannot afford to drink. This also includes another rant about "Air Jordans":

And, a long rant about "nigger babies" and the usual in a public library as he listens to Michael Jackson's music at the same time:
 
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I'm going to try and give my understanding of Emperor Tom Nelson. The best explanation I can find for the Emperor is a guy who obviously rambles and has some serious delusions. Regardless of this, it seems he's just a guy trying to make a living and that he is angry that the US gives citizenship and money to other countries when he can't even get a dime from anyone. The money issues seem to be perhaps where all the talk of trillions/gazillions comes from.

These two videos show a good example of what his living situation is like. He basically has nowhere to live, no money, and is starving (protip: skip the first few parts of his videos as when he stops the rambling he starts to talk in a bit more of an understandable way):

In the following video, you can see he appears to experience some form of panic attack or something similar at about 2:30 onward. He claims his mind is shutting down and he has no food and hasn't eaten all week. It's quite a depressing video to watch.

His job seems to be in real estate, and he seems to be desperate to sell absolutely anything:

All those videos are pretty depressing, so you can watch Emperor Tom Nelson singing along to the Eagles - Peaceful Easy Feeling to brighten up your day:

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In this November 2016 video he claims 'someone' broke into his house and broke his laptop of 10 years and he is "computer homeless". He's going to court to file a restraining order. Due to his computer being broken he has to use public libraries etc. It seems that he owes a loan shark (or someone) some money, and these were the people that visited and roughed up his house.
 
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Ok, so slightly weird turn of events now that I spent some time trying to understand the Tom Nelson lore.

He's homeless, penniless and starving. He's been desperately asking people to donate for quite some time by the look of it but doesn't seem to know how to achieve that given he has a tendency to ramble excessively and use slurs constantly.

As it turns out today is his birthday (8th August), and he has a donation page on his Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/donate/162778184269367/162788514268334/

His most recent videos talk about him wanting to get away from everything and break his phone and it was "now or never".
 
Fuck it, I'm sold. A man who can ramble like this clearly knows something we don't.
All Hail God Emperor Nelson!
 
Although I obviously won't do this for every video, I did a brief breakdown of Emperor Tom Nelson's latest video (dated August 9, 2017) purely in the name of science and so that we can all understand and appreciate the Emperor Tom Nelson lore/back story a bit better:

  • Emperor Tom Nelson starts the video by motioning to his mustache and making some fashionable hand signals.
  • He's "coming to you live from Burger King in Parkchester"
  • He's broke
  • His mother is very sick, sedated and on a breathing machine and is dying and only has days to live (this is probably true given there is a video of an old woman in a hospital bed from some time ago on his YouTube channel)
  • He will go out for a night/date with any girl for $40 (specifically, this promises to be a "night out with Emperor Tom Nelson"
  • He will make a sperm donation for $100
  • If you want to date him, you have to SMS him, he'll call you and then you have to sign a "Holiday Escort Service Agreement" or alternatively a "Holiday Escort Sperm Donation Form" (yes, his actual words, not mine)
  • He also wrote to the UN about some complicated shit (basically he wants to become the leader of the UN or something because he has highest standard of efficiency/principles and proven leadership, ability and communication skills etc)
  • He reads through his YouTube channel introduction which includes this: "I still contuine to advertise on movie theaters Air planes and Televisions and at present I do TV Radio show from stony brook university every month 90.1 FM and I have my ads running on ch 118 and ch 96 sun 2-3 pm every Sunday."
  • He claims to have over 4000 videos, over 10,000 picture uploads, over 4000 hours of speeches recorded on YouTube
  • He claims that he has created over "80,000 copyrights" by his uploading YouTube videos
  • He seems to claim he has copyrights for the moon, mars and MasterCard (?)
  • "I give you my love, my heart, my resources, my gratitude, 22 billion people the United States will provide"
  • He then shuffles through a bunch of physical printouts of himself which just seem to be pictures from his website (I posted a few of these in the OP)
  • He closes the video by firstly making an assortment of excited hand/arm movements and finishing his Burger King coffee.
  • Then he salutes the camera, and says "Thank you for having me, hope you have a wonderful time, a fantastic day, take care, bye bye"
I also watched another of his videos (I lost the link) and he seemed to be quite angry at society in general due to their lack of interest in technology. This seems to be where the Michael Jordan / Air Jordan ranting and his ranting against celebrities and other people comes from. He is extremely bitter that people aren't interested in computers, electronics, spacecraft etc.

Notably, I haven't yet found a video where a member of the public takes more than a passing glance/avoidance of him while he speaks (which is quite amazing given he regularly films these videos in fast food restaurants etc). It's also especially amazing given the amount of racial slurs he sometimes throws out.
 
Liquid Kent dijo:
So... is it his Mom or his Wife...? I mean, I was going to give a bit but... now I'm confused
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As far as I can tell its both. There was a video of an extremely elderly woman (in very low resolution) and there was also a separate video of his wife in the hospital.

Although this is obviously the internet, and everything should be given caution I personally don't feel he is lying. He may have a very 'unique' way of talking and getting across his points, but underneath the delusions it seems there is some grasp of reality.
 
neger psykolog dijo:
As far as I can tell its both. There was a video of an extremely elderly woman (in very low resolution) and there was also a separate video of his wife in the hospital.
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I tried to sign into facebook directly but it says that "The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

Did he delete the fundraiser page?
 
Galvatron dijo:
So why does the Dictator of the Universe dress like he's the captain of The Love Boat?
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Because he can, Galvatron... and no one else can fill his shoes.

So... I tried to donate SGD $30.00 (It was the lowest, originally the minimum asking donation was $70 and the largest pre-set one was $347!!!)

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Didn't want to powerlevel anymore than I already have, but seeing the guy like this... I dunno. It just struck something in me after seeing all the videos and then seeing the page with him like that.

I think the latest video did me in. I've seen people like that before, but most of the time they had someone in their lives to lean back on or to pick them up.

I don't think the Emperor has anyone else apart from what he thinks he is. That's why I gave him $30 SGD which became a measly $22. Sorry I couldn't do much else, guys.
 
I'm currently away from computer and updating on mobile,but apparently Emperor Nelson never got the money.

He replied me in status chat that he was grateful to have received a donation for the first time in 30 years someone donated to him, but as of this writing, facebook took down his fundraiser page a few minutes ago. He never got the money and I don't have it Re-credited to my account.

Now I don't really care for a few dollars in regards to someone like our Emperor who needs it more than I do, but WTF Zuckerberg, you hooked nose Jew you don't fucking do this

I will update with pics in a few hours, real life is too hectic for a proper update now, sorry guys
 
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