Emperor Nero scapegoated - ?

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Little oak tree

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If you clicked any of the links in the picture, lol.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/06/14/how-nasty-was-nero-really
https://cruxnow.com/commentary/2016/12/maybe-nero-didnt-persecute-christians

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Or not? Why yes or why no?
 
If the stories are fake, it would not be surprising.
But, he was a deathfat, in an era before morbid deathfatness, and that makes him gross regardless.
Edit: oh shit I realized he is the son of Emperor Claudius from Robert Graves' books, I Claudius and Claudius the God. Great books, recommended reading.
 
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I checked this @Little oak tree’s profile and it’s literally a giant schitzo bubble with Him randomly spamming
Constant esoteric pictures of anime, religious symbols, art and random vids endlessly and responding to his own posts on his own wall in a bubble of madness. Certified schitzo or awkward troll? You decide.
 
I checked this @Little oak tree’s profile and it’s literally a giant schitzo bubble with Him randomly spamming
Constant esoteric pictures of anime, religious symbols, art and random vids endlessly and responding to his own posts on his own wall in a bubble of madness. Certified schitzo or awkward troll? You decide.
I vote for schizo. I'm sure his attempt to rehabilitate Nero will be successful though. Start by proving he didn't kill his own mother. lol
 
Nero was legit the worst emperor for the cardinal sin of inventing transgendering. After his wife died, he trooned out this one 16 year old. Got their dick chopped off, had them treated as a woman. They later ended up killing themselves proving the nature of the troon is to hang.
 
Nero was legit the worst emperor for the cardinal sin of inventing transgendering. After his wife died, he trooned out this one 16 year old. Got their dick chopped off, had them treated as a woman. They later ended up killing themselves proving the nature of the troon is to hang.
Sporus survived Nero and had like two more husbands, because yeah Romans be gay and liked traps. The only reason Sporus killed him/herself was becuase of the threat of public execution by Vitellius, and it was probably because they were part of the wrong faction, not because Sporus was a troon.
 
If thew stories are fake, it would not be surprising.
But, he was a deathfat, in an era before morbid deathfatness, and that makes him gross regardless.
Edit: oh shit I realized he is the son of Emperor Claudius from Robert Graves' books, I Claudius and Claudius the God. Great books, recommended reading.

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Well, he became Emperor at 13 who am I to judge how he coped with that?
Nero was legit the worst emperor for the cardinal sin of inventing transgendering. After his wife died, he trooned out this one 16 year old. Got their dick chopped off, had them treated as a woman. They later ended up killing themselves proving the nature of the troon is to hang.
Source?

I vote for schizo. I'm sure his attempt to rehabilitate Nero will be successful though. Start by proving he didn't kill his own mother. lol
Agrippina was an absolute monster and killing her was the best thing Nero ever did.
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I believe she's the one who killed him and then went to hide.
 
Sporus survived Nero and had like two more husbands, because yeah Romans be gay and liked traps. The only reason Sporus killed him/herself was becuase of the threat of public execution by Vitellius, and it was probably because they were part of the wrong faction, not because Sporus was a troon.
I was being hyperbolic and shitpostery esc lol.
 
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I believe she's the one who killed him and then went to hide.
They're saying Nero claimed Agrippina killed herself, not that he killed himself after accusing her of plotting against him. She was murdered very publicly and they died like ten years apart, are you just wikipedia'ing shit for the first time and making up hot takes as you go?
 
They're saying Nero claimed Agrippina killed herself, not that he killed himself after accusing her of plotting against him. She was murdered very publicly and they died like ten years apart, are you just wikipedia'ing shit for the first time and making up hot takes as you go?
He's trying to "own" Christians in this thread or something equally retarded. He's just owning himself by proving how uneducated he is. lol
 
They're saying Nero claimed Agrippina killed herself, not that he killed himself after accusing her of plotting against him. She was murdered very publicly and they died like ten years apart, are you just wikipedia'ing shit for the first time and making up hot takes as you go?
How bad are you at reading comprehension?

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are you just wikipedia'ing shit for the first time and making up hot takes as you go?
Yep.

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More revisionist history courtesy of Big Fiddle and Julio-Claudian-industrial complex.

Just a fanboy trying to burn the Catholic-Christian Empire with a matchbox.
 
But it's not even the Christians who did Nero so dirty in the first place, it was the senatorial class seething about how hard he buckbroke and humiliated them.
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I like how you're so dumb you can't even read the conext clues in your own screencaps and think you're smart for coming to a conclusion that is the complete opposite from what the sentence actually says. Truly you are a special case. lol
I will stop replying to you because I genuinely didn't notice you were actually mentally handicapped. Sorry for calling you a retard I only call people without Down syndrome retards.
 
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