💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[The Tard Overseer]

Everybody here hates Elon too? Boy!

First off, how much of a pathetic faggot you have to be to have multiple women birth your children through a concubine, and through non-penetrable sex? Like on some Matrix shit?

Oh, and to have people go after anyone who criticizes him like the huge faggot Elon is.

Money doesn’t un-retard the retard.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You're a retard. When did I white knight Elon. I have my own reasons to dislike him. I'm just saying that it's funny how the hate for him surged even more because of his connection to Trump. And you're arguing in bad faith if you can't admit that some people only hate I'm for his association with Trump.

Edit: you're actually kind of proving my point in this thread. You can't even say "some people only hate him only because he's associated with Trump" without rabid frothing at the mouth Elon haters like you just assuming I like him for what? Stating some people only dislike him for a reason that people commonly hate many people associate with Trump?

You were in here spazzing out because we're laughing at Elon. It's okay, we know you want Trump to penetrate you so thus you love Elon because Elon and Trump are BFFs now

People who hate Trump hate Elon because he's literally a white supremacist and neonazi who is trying to plunder what he can from Americans. People who are against Trump are against those things usually

 

[Judge_Death]

Technology Connections captures how I'm feeling about the world.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJpZjg8GuA

 

[Pignat]

I'm proud that we as a country finally elected a nigger president.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Everybody here hates Elon too? Boy!

Elon unique in a sense. No matter your political beliefs, you can find something to utterly loathe about him.

 

[Zertes]

Seems like a pretty obvious way for Elon to dodge any responsibility for any harm caused by DOGE, pun intended. I think Elon opponents should insist that he no longer have any involvement with the day-to-day activities of DOGE, otherwise he will be back on the hook.

As an employee of the White House, Trump can assign him to a presidential department/agency, which is why he can be directly involved with DOGE, but as an Senior Advisor, he is higher up in the chain of command and more influential on day to day decisions than if he was just the Administrator of DOGE. Which is probably why he was put in this is position

 

[Pitckus]

either he's being a vindictive faggot out of pure spite for some reason

You’re telling me that Elon might be vindictive faggot? But that’s just so out of character for him…

 

[neger psykolog]

Unverified claims:

https://x.com/IsabellaIsMoody/status/1893392083639042139

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xv6LJ

Account appears to be real:


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[Friedchickenfan]

Even one of the richest men in the world falls for bpd pussy. is anyone safe?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Even one of the richest men in the world falls for bpd pussy. is anyone safe?

Given that Elon is a retard and a lolcow who can only have babies via IVF, I'd say yes, it's still easy to avoid

 

[neger psykolog]

Given that Elon is a retard and a lolcow who can only have babies via IVF, I'd say yes, it's still easy to avoid

I don't know but the messages seem to imply that they actually fucked. Depending on timing this casts the claim that he can't fuck or can't have babies via intercourse into doubt.

The IVF stuff makes sense since he apparently only wants male sons but perhaps he is also engaging in some unethical IVF shit on the side?

 

[Laughing Putin]

Is there any doubt at this point that Elon has donated his sperm to a sperm bank, probably multiple sperm banks, and probably is the father of hundreds of children?

 

[The Gene Genie]

(L / A)

Aside from the fact that this isn't even possible to enforce, because the USG is not a private entity like Twitter, he always goes into these unhinged cringeposting hours in Friday nights and Saturdays. I've been semi-serious about the ketamine/drug addict thing, but I think that it's time to seriously consider it. I think his use is far worse than what he's said publically.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Is there any doubt at this point that Elon has donated his sperm to a sperm bank, probably multiple sperm banks, and probably is the father of hundreds of children?

I think they screen against guys with autism, which is why Chris Chan was denied

 

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Ew, this bitch made me agree with Loomer

 

[TaimuRadiu]

It's wild to me that the same people that ridiculed Walz and his wife for being weird on a stage, are sucking this morons dick no matter how cringe he acts out on camera or social media.
I think acquiring twitter broke what little sense there was in that weird head of his. Some people just can't handle and army of simps at their beck and call.

The thing with Walz is that he said "don't be weird" while the Democrats have been the party of weird for like 30 years. Elon is incredibly weird and he leans into it and obviously dgaf that he's retarded. Which makes him a lolcow.

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Aside from the fact that this isn't even possible to enforce, because the USG is not a private entity like Twitter, he always goes into these unhinged cringeposting hours in Friday nights and Saturdays. I've been semi-serious about the ketamine/drug addict thing, but I think that it's time to seriously consider it. I think his use is far worse than what he's said publically.

I'm just intelligent enough to know this can't work, and retarded enough to not be able to enunciate how besides "how would you even parse this given how big fedgov is"? Inb4 "that's the point to gum up the works and make everything worse"

 

[The Gene Genie]

I'm just intelligent enough to know this can't work, and retarded enough to not be able to enunciate how besides "how would you even parse this given how big fedgov is"? Inb4 "that's the point to gum up the works and make everything worse"

The reason why it can't work, simply, is the same reason why it's effectively impossible to fire any federal employee short of them basically committing a felony at the workplace. The public union makes it so they can't just be fired for this arbitrary action. Elon isn't used to working with unions, and thinks he can just dickswing like he did at Twitter and Tesla.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm just intelligent enough to know this can't work, and retarded enough to not be able to enunciate how besides "how would you even parse this given how big fedgov is"? Inb4 "that's the point to gum up the works and make everything worse"

I'm guessing he thinks they'll just feed it into AI. And probably half the employees will just use AI to make a plausible sounding list of bullshit in the first place.

So it's going to be AI arguing with AI lol

 

[Laughing Putin]

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Aside from the fact that this isn't even possible to enforce, because the USG is not a private entity like Twitter, he always goes into these unhinged cringeposting hours in Friday nights and Saturdays. I've been semi-serious about the ketamine/drug addict thing, but I think that it's time to seriously consider it. I think his use is far worse than what he's said publically.

What did Elon get done this past week?

Let's see...

1.) Lied and exaggerated about the savings DOGE has found by like 900%

2.) Made a buffoon of himself on stage by swinging a chainsaw around while high as a kite

3.) Avoided contact with at least 2 of his 7 babymamas

Good job, Elon!!

(Edited to change the percentage to 900%!)

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm just intelligent enough to know this can't work, and retarded enough to not be able to enunciate how besides "how would you even parse this given how big fedgov is"? Inb4 "that's the point to gum up the works and make everything worse"

Even if you could set up a means of reviewing the mountain of data that this would return, how would you verify that it's true?

Honestly, if I was an employee I'd just pull up my job description and say that's what I've been doing.

Plus, if I'm a manager then last thing I want to see is a loss of personnel while my workload remains the same. You would have everyone sat together making sure they have good responses.