💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Saint Agustin]

Elon transitions into Lilith in 2025. Someone must’ve activated the medallion.

Elon Musk was always a retard, just a retard with money.

If he didn't had money he could have rivaled Chris Chan as a the best lolcow ever.

 

[yesman404]

The ditterman stuff is getting weirder.

I guess elon might have been writing fanfiction about himself using a female pen name and ditterman is one of the chracters lol

https://x.com/cexy_honey420/status/1873754489246937349

https://archive.is/Khh9Y

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how do u know that he wrote this tho?

 

[I'm a Silly]

The ditterman stuff is getting weirder.

I guess elon might have been writing fanfiction about himself using a female pen name and ditterman is one of the chracters lol

https://x.com/cexy_honey420/status/1873754489246937349

https://archive.is/Khh9Y

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Whoa, the replies:

 

[Tzeentch]

If he didn't had money he could have rivaled Chris Chan as a the best lolcow ever.

With 2025 upon us, he may yet.

 

[John Badman]

With 2025 upon us, he may yet.

We still have the NYE humiliation ritual at Mar-a-Lago. There’s still a chance for spergout of the year award.

 

[Boiled Pizza]

Why did this dumb nigger change his name to Kekius Maximus? It isn't 2016 anymore, nigger.

 

[twitter clout chaser]

how do u know that he wrote this tho?

who else but a narcissist would wrote a fan fiction about themselves and then use characters they created for said fan faction to man their own alt

 

[yesman404]

who else but a narcissist would wrote a fan fiction about themselves and then use characters they created for said fan faction to man their own alt

Well the fanfics seem to be from 2024 and his dittmann alt is from 2021 so idk.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I guess elon might have been writing fanfiction about himself using a female pen name and ditterman is one of the chracters lol

that is somehow more cringe than the national socialist soldier man's novels written by 50 old women

 

[ADHD Mate]

He is outright admitting that the reason they hire Indians is that they don't burn out, ask for things, or complain.

It's funny because they don't work either.
Jeets will do busywork when supervised, slack off when not, and will lie that everything is going according to plan when asked.
Just one big cargo cult of how work supposed to look like.

 

[Something Awful]

So I hear you're a fun guy... but are you “double ROFL emojis” fun? Yeah, didn’t think so.











Oh yeah. Still cosmically unbothered by people thinking he's his own biggest dickrider, Musk played Diablo 4 for 15 minutes supposedly concurrently with Adrian Dittmann talking in Twitter voice chat. Except there's nothing to prove the Diablo "livestream" wasn't just a recording.

(No one has ever seen Adrian Dittmann, and no photos of him exist.)

If Musk wants to get a frankly much needed win against the subtards, he should just film a conversation with both of them in the same room. Easy.

Certainly would be more impressive than resurrecting the meme frog from 2016. It's fucking embarrassing!

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

The Kekimus Maximus meme is very appropriate. I think Marcus Aurelius used to shitpost memes all day and had to have testtube babies because he was a brokedick homosexual

 

[Melony C]

VICTORIA YERBURGH​

TL;DR
It's not Elon, it's someone (can't tell gender or possibly what sort of troon they are because the pfps are heavily filtered/ai... wouldn't be surprised if it was a TIM troon) who used to be a trans identified antifa with onlyfans and fansly profiles but then had some sort of conversion onto the God fearing right and now worship Elon and his looney shit... or it's Elon and he's just verrrrry dedicated.

Spoiler

Searching for "Victoria Yerburgh" on Yandex lead me to this Linktree
Link / Archive


Substack
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Fansly
Link / Archive

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There's an entire rabbit hole to discover through their Linktree username, "squidlyyy", but gotta rush, can't dig deep and archive it all. I'll just quickly post a couple golden finds. You Kiwis do the rest

Xitter
Link / Archive
Xcancel Link / Xcancel Archive



+1


+2
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+3
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+4
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+5
Link
(There's 8 different Xitter captures overall here: link)

And now I'm afraid for my life. Please Elon, don't send a Luigi on me just because I collected publicly available material on your most schizo fan. You're cool and smart and so sexy... You broke this little antifa bitch into worshiping the ground you walk.

 

[Smegward]

i bet 10 bucks that he will keep doubling down.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Please Elon, don't send a Luigi on me

Maybe he'll send an incompetent Pajeet instead of a Luigi because they'll do the job for half the price. You'll smell him coming a mile away.

 

[GlupShitto]

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Hes now using Kek imagery. I feel like Ive stepped into a portal bizarro 2016. What the fuck is even happenning anymore??

He's desperate to convince us he's "based" again but it's glaringly obvious how out of touch he is. He'll be calling us pedes before you know it.

 

[polakrobak99]

ssstwitter.com_1735605295954.mp4

"The teachers said he's retarded. That's the word they used. We didn't know what to do." – Errol Musk

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To be fair that teacher was the retarded one in this situation.

This just about sums it up.

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It's always been called "going full retard". Did this people have their internet connected yesterday?

 

[The Hardest R]

Why did this dumb nigger change his name to Kekius Maximus? It isn't 2016 anymore, nigger.
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I knew Elon was going to be an embarrassment for Trump, I just didn’t know he’d go down this path.

It’s pretty clear the criticism has rattled this faggot and I’m sure he’s getting nonstop messages and calls from Trump’s team and his Silicon Valley butt buddies to shut the fuck up. This one loser might permanently turn off people to the concept of H1Bs. So therefore I think he should keep posting!

 

[polakrobak99]

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

I have seen plenty falls from grace but never seen such a public figure completely destroy themselves not with some scandal or illegal activity being unearthed... but by just being a massive gay, cringe-nerd. Kekius Maximus Elon? Really? Really old man? How embarrassing.