💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[everyone has aids]

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Wake up, boys! New lolsuit just dropped!

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1955073616996975095

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Found this AI generated image of Musk today, in an extremely cringe AI slop article. (A)

Yeah, I'm sure that's what he's like...
Its extremely cringe, but my personal favourite part is the watermark:

Couldn't have at least used Grok to make this?

 

[JaneThough]

Found this AI generated image of Musk today, in an extremely cringe AI slop article. (A)
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Yeah, I'm sure that's what he's like...
Its extremely cringe, but my personal favourite part is the watermark:
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Couldn't have at least used Grok to make this?

Grok is a teenager who hates his dad. I’d love to see him try!

 

[everyone has aids]

Grok is a teenager who hates his dad. I’d love to see him try!

groks busy:

 

[Queesechake]

groks busy:
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[Tate McRae]

Ashley St. Clair just started a podcast.

 

[Trombonista]

Ashley St. Clair just started a podcast.

Ashley St. Clair has her own thread, although the OP might still be a work in progress.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Hey Elon, can you stop fucking with the twitter algorithm to feed me normie slop. K thanks

 

[888Flux]

We have reached levels of being Indian that nobody knew was possible.

Spoiler: Spoilered because its literally just Elon (or one of the many Indians that runs his account) posting Grok-generated porn

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1958512746724487602

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TURN ANY IMAGE INTO VIDEO WITH ONE TAP SAAR

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1958424757780815875

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[The Eternal Newfag]

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Thanks Elon, how else could I have ever seen Charlie Chaplin, the most fucking famous actor of the silent movie era, on a video???

 

[888Flux]

Thanks Elon, how else could I have ever seen Charlie Chaplin, the most fucking famous actor of the silent movie era, on a video???

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1956214341818356044
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0:06

Saar Why Not Watch Grok Movie Saar?

It is just like Bollywood film with Favorite Indian Movie star Ramdeep Shitdik from Chhattisgarah Andhra Pradesh

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I don't know if I posted it already in this thread but Elon's weird fixation on Misa from Death Note makes me wonder if that that's what he crossdresses as when he's... you know...

 

[JaneThough]

Thanks Elon, how else could I have ever seen Charlie Chaplin, the most fucking famous actor of the silent movie era, on a video???

Incredibly there’s a video quite appropriate called The Dictator.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Finally this thread exists. The richest lolcow ever to the point that he's unstoppable. I know I'm late but he's a true madman. One would think a thread on Kiwi Farms would get the subject in question to change their ways but when talking about the world's richest man, he's not going to care as long as he's loaded and continues to make money. Xitter seems to be on financial life support but somehow, Musk finds a way to keep it going, especially now that government organizations and corporations use it.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Coping.

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Anyone who uses the term mind-virus has a mind-virus.

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Exciting new feature.

The goonbot has a bunch of new outfits.

It dances lasciviously.

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Sucking Trump's dick.

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Art.

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Gooning.

Spoiler

"Coming"

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Muskrat is like an abused ex-girlfriend that keeps saying they're going to leave their boyfriend for good only to run back to them each time.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Muskrat is like an abused ex-girlfriend that keeps saying they're going to leave their boyfriend for good only to run back to them each time.

It's gonna be funny when the BBB takes effect and Tesla becomes unprofitable next year

 

[Haesindang Park]

It's gonna be funny when the BBB takes effect and Tesla becomes unprofitable next year

I hope everybody is selling their Tesla stocks.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hope everybody is selling their Tesla stocks.

It's a meme stock. Elon will just say they'll have trips to Mars in 2027 and the stock will moon

 

[The Hardest R]

Trump wants to sack guys like Kash Patel who wavered only briefly about the Epstein files - 99.9% loyalty is not good enough. If Elol thinks he’s ever getting a shot at being in Trump’s good graces again, he’s even more retarded than I thought.