🪦 Deceased Elliot Rodger - The Supreme Gentleman

[teheviltwin]

However once I came of drinking age, I discovered that darts is AWESOME and I got quite good at it. I need to find a pub with a dartboard in Manchester really, it's been a while since I last played.

You have pubs WITHOUT dart boards. Lies! Heretic!

 

[John Titor]

I saw on the news that apparently the police only talked to Permaduckface for 10 minutes and never actually looked at the videos at hand.

 

[CWCissey]

You have pubs WITHOUT dart boards. Lies! Heretic!

Because people kept stabbing others with the darts!

 

[teheviltwin]

Because people kept stabbing others with the darts!

That'll teach you to hang out in Moss Side.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Because people kept stabbing others with the darts!

You guys had the old metal-tipped darts and cork dartboards? I like those the best, personally, but drinking and sharp objects don't mix.

 

[CWCissey]

You guys had the old \M/ETAL-tipped darts and cork dartboards? I like those the best, personally, but drinking and sharp objects don't mix.

Yeah, some places still have them, but they're few and far between.

That'll teach you to hang out in Moss Side.

Salford actually.

Still one of the pubs there was the last time I played darts.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, some places still have them, but they're few and far between.



Salford actually.

Still one of the pubs there was the last time I played darts.

I guess the places are afraid of getting sued for patrons' behavior? We have a deal of that in America. And all our bars have plastic darts and electronic boards.

 

[teheviltwin]

I saw on the news that apparently the police only talked to Permaduckface for 10 minutes and never actually looked at the videos at hand.

Sounds about right to me. As far as I'm aware his videos had no direct threats until the last one. For anyone who had not known him for years there were more pressing uses of police time. Like all the tons of violent crimes happening daily. All Elliot had to do was be polite to the police for 10 minutes and they would have chalked it up to an over zealous mum.

I guess the places are afraid of getting sued for patrons' behavior? We have a deal of that in America. And all our bars have plastic darts and electronic boards.

Nope. It's just best to reduce the number of pointy objects on a Friday or Saturday night. They can still glass you in the face though. And if City are playing United you might as well just glass yourself and be done with it.

Salford actually.

Salford... Of course... If it was Moss Side they'd have thrown darts at you and then nicked your shoes as well.

 

[BT 075]

Elliot Rodger is now boring. His Manifesto is boring and whiny. He has a gay face. He dead.

The end.

 

[EI 903]

Let's go dig him up and take pics of his corpse in compromising positions with Patti, then send them to Chris.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Elliot Rodger is now boring. His Manifesto is boring and whiny. He has a gay face. He dead.

The end.

I think everything that can be said about him has been said. There's no way anyone can legitimately defend this guy. Not even the wizards like him.

/thread

 

[CWCissey]

Nope. It's just best to reduce the number of pointy objects on a Friday or Saturday night. They can still glass you in the face though. And if City are playing United you might as well just glass yourself and be done with it.



Salford... Of course... If it was Moss Side they'd have thrown darts at you and then nicked your shoes as well.

If it was Moss Side, they'd just shoot me.

As for City/United games. The best plan is to avoid any Wetherspoons and for the love of God don't wear red or blue shirts.

I guess the places are afraid of getting sued for patrons' behavior? We have a deal of that in America. And all our bars have plastic darts and electronic boards.

That's pretty much right. The pubs don't want the police round, it's bad for business.

Those 'leccy dartboards are utter shite too as you have to be dead accurate (to insane amounts) in order to get the darts to stick. The pubs just done away with dartboards completely, Some still have Pool/Billiards tables and a couple still have MOTHERFUCKING PINBALL MACHINES which is awesome.

I think everything that can be said about him has been said. There's no way anyone can legitimately defend this guy. Not even the wizards like him.

/thread

Which is why we're talking about pubs now.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That's pretty much right. The pubs don't want the police round, it's bad for business.

Those 'leccy dartboards are utter shite too as you have to be dead accurate (to insane amounts) in order to get the darts to stick. The pubs just done away with dartboards completely, Some still have Pool/Billiards tables and a couple still have MOTHERFUCKING PINBALL MACHINES which is awesome.

In my area, on busy nights, sometimes we have cops checking IDs at the door for fakes. Doesn't drive business off, believe it or not. But there are a couple of disreputable joints not far from me where there's a call almost every day, and it's somewhat serious.

 

[teheviltwin]

If it was Moss Side, they'd just shoot me.

In my day they didn't have these newfangled gun things. It was just stabbing and stealing your trainers. "Nice shoes you've got there mate."

As for City/United games. The best plan is to avoid any Wetherspoons and for the love of God don't wear red or blue shirts.

Girly man. I wear red. I wear a red Liverpool shirt and sing 'Ferry 'cross the Mersey' whilst holding a sign saying "Mancunians suck donkey cocks".

Or I just avoid all pubs with tvs and am happy I live in Lancashire and all our teams are shit.

 

[CWCissey]

In my area, on busy nights, sometimes we have cops checking IDs at the door for fakes. Doesn't drive business off, believe it or not. But there are a couple of disreputable joints not far from me where there's a call almost every day, and it's somewhat serious.

Oh no, that's normal. I meant when the police come a-knocking in response to brawls, arson and general thuggery.

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oh no, that's normal. I meant when the police come a-knocking in response to brawls, arson and general thuggery.

I get like brawls and stuff, but arson? What, someone set their alcohol-laced puke on fire?

 

[teheviltwin]

Oh no, that's normal. I meant when the police come a-knocking in response to brawls, arson and general thuggery.

I don't think the US has the same casual violence issues.

 

[CWCissey]

In my day they didn't have these newfangled gun things. It was just stabbing and stealing your trainers. "Nice shoes you've got there mate."



Girly man. I wear red. I wear a red Liverpool shirt and sing 'Ferry 'cross the Mersey' whilst holding a sign saying "Mancunians suck donkey cocks".

Or I just avoid all pubs with tvs and am happy I live in Lancashire and all our teams are shit.

Well to be fair I do have a red shirt I like to wear, but it has Johnny Fuckin' Marr written on it so every Manc appreciates it.

I also own a Manchester United shirt (90's design) from when they were worth a damn. Hope Van Gaal kicks their arses.

 

[teheviltwin]

I get like brawls and stuff, but arson? What, someone set their alcohol-laced puke on fire?

More like, walk in the pub, pour petrol on the bar, toss a match and walk out.