Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Why does she make these expressions lmao her eyes are literally always sad

 

[Positron]

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Why does she make these expressions lmao her eyes are literally always sad

It is just like that attention-whore brother of Jaron "Jazz" Jennings.

 

[Constellationzero]

It is just like that attention-whore brother of Jaron "Jazz" Jennings.
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Always just one beat away from:

I KEEP SCREAMING BUT GOD NEVER ANSWERS!!!!

 

[Muskcarpone]

they should have gotten Chris tucker and Jackie chan and just made it into a buddy Greek story

The difference is that I would totally watch a Tucker/Chan buddy action comedy set in the Greek heroic age.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Tfw your deeply religious mexican mom makes you take leukemia boy to prom - she's Sue Snell maxxing!!

 

[LopsidedLegend]

One thing I want to know, and this is to the ladies on here and if any gay guy wants to answer, but does anyone find Ellen Page attractive as they stand now?
I just see a husk of a person and quite frankly they remind me of this picture.
Well close to it
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I'd rather fuck the zombie you posted to make fun of her. I dunno but I think being able to skip the mouth and go right to the opening of the lungs. Just stick it right down the esophagus has to give a better blowjob. Like you can fuck this zombie right in its blowhole. That's gotta be good head.


On a serious note Hollywood abuse is strong with Ellen Page. Honestly I think Ellen just needs good therapy to regain whatever self confidence she still has buried deep within her subconscious. The freaks at hollywood who did this should be sent straight to prison with an express lane to death row. Obviously because Ellen is far from the first and far from the last and far from the most abused by them. The amount of chomos and rapists in Hollywood they should be forced to shut down everyone except Adam Sandler and punish Hollywood by refusing to let them make another movie until an entire decade has happened without one of those sick fucks raping someones child.

 

[LimeRikki]

It is just like that attention-whore brother of Jaron "Jazz" Jennings.
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I ship it.

Page x Sanders: Sad pathetic attention seeking times two! Which one will will bring up trans shit unprompted first? Find out on next week's episode of The Pooner and the Jew - The most awkward romantic comedy series this season!