Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

She's like a dwarf.

How are audience members supposed not to burst out laughing when they see this tiny woman pretending to be a true and honest penis bro on screen?
 
I know there’s photos but here’s a video clip:

I still want to know the rationale behind her casting. Was Nolan just tossing Ellen a pity role? I wonder if she and Charlize rhapsodized over “Protect Trans Kids”.
 
It fits in size, but it's still a man's suit. Her female figure doesn't fit a suit tailored for a male.
It’s probably the best fitting suit I’ve seen her wear, but that’s not saying anything. Still a fraction oversized; the pants could go much slimmer; her twigs of legs float in even that cut.

If you’re scrawny; just fucking accept it.

1hr at H&M I could have dressed her in something that actually fit her for about 50-100$ and cut for the scrawny 18bmi shape she has; but isn’t comfortable with.
Why did you repeat my post back to me? I am the fashion Tsar, for your insolence I send you to fashion gulag (Ohio).
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She's got little side whiskers now.
Also she's clearly dying her hair and eyebrows black.
I thought it may have been for the movie but looking back at her pics she seems to have switched her hair dye from brunette to black around 2023.
That eye thing makes me think she stopped T because she had or was about to have a stroke
 
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Thought El-pooner standing still next to two much taller actually male actors was bad enough? It gets worse. There's a video of her walking in a "manly" way, right next to a massive body guard.
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She scurries like a ten year old boy in a suit.

It looks more like she is in a remake of Alan Parker’s Bugsy Malone.
 
Zack Synders 300 is more of an accurate representation then what this abomination will be, hell, they should have gotten Chris tucker and Jackie chan and just made it into a buddy Greek story, that is the amount of respect Nolan is giving the story

You say this, but a Rosencrantz and Guidenstern Are Dead take on The Odyssey could actually be entertaining. Of course, Nolan couldn't make something like that since people would actually need to hear the dialogue.
 
Thought El-pooner standing still next to two much taller actually male actors was bad enough? It gets worse. There's a video of her walking in a "manly" way, right next to a massive body guard.
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I relate to this guy.
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THE PANTS! THEY LOOK EVEN BIGGER IN MOTION LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
The calls sound like heckling more than anything genuine. "Elliot you lookin' so smart rite now"
 
I know there’s photos but here’s a video clip:
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I still want to know the rationale behind her casting. Was Nolan just tossing Ellen a pity role? I wonder if she and Charlize rhapsodized over “Protect Trans Kids”.
Oh my god the video is even funnier than the picture, just the way the camera gently pans to the left on all the cast members, and then suddenly our eyes are met with a drastically tiny little DOOD out of nowhere. There aren’t even any other female cast members as short as her, this whole thing could practically be a really on-the-nose parody.
 
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