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Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
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The saddest smallest pooner on the red carpet.
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
Benny Safdie is 6" and Himesh Patel is 5'10". They are both less famous than Ellen Page, who I'd argue was A-list at the peak of her career, and yet they placed her between those guys instead of between Tom Holland and any female cast member. Pooners really are the Ralph Wiggum of the woke community.
At least her goddamn suit fits, even if it is a poor choice for anyone outside the dramatic-prefixed group. She probably made Travis Scott cry with whatever she was wearing to table readings and got sent to workplace fashion sensitivity training.
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It's crazy she's still a whole head shorter than even Lupita Oogabooga, they don't get much shorter.
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- 2 de Abr, 2019
Good on Nolan for giving us close-ups for the lulz, I hope she is also included in group shots with the men.
She looks like a middle-aged lesbian. Which obviously is what she is, but a lot of other pooners manage to pass decently as male (as long as you don't know what to look for and you don't know to look). Ellen just doesn't have a good "base" for creating a semi-convincing approximation of manhood. It's the female equivalent of a hulking hun trying to look like a woman. Just goofy. I pity her tbh.
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- 3 de Oct, 2022
This is where heels help a bit. If you want a nice group photo, suck it up and put on (short) heels for a while. Robert Downey Junior wears shoes with
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- 25 de Dic, 2017
It fits in size, but it's still a man's suit. Her female figure doesn't fit a suit tailored for a male.
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- 29 de Ene, 2022
She looks like a prepubescent Southern Baptist 12-year-old
Hongourable Madisha
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Magdalen Berns, the queen of TERF YouTube, boxed competitively and was good at it. A lesbian comfortable with her sexuality and her body and doing cool strength and combat training. She was mint and much missed.
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Imagine a hard day of larping as a man, whilst being a pooner without the courage to get the rot-dog.
Need a piss? Uh oh. That's not very gender confirming to have to wipe your vajayjay.
Hospital appointment at the gynaecologist on Thursday for your health as an aging woman?
But that can't feel right as you're a tough little valid 5 foot tall dood with totally real abs and muscles.
Feeling frisky? Want to stroke your salami to some hot girl porn? Nope. Just have to finger bang myself again....
What a mindfuck her head must being having, just to do everyday things. Love it
Need a piss? Uh oh. That's not very gender confirming to have to wipe your vajayjay.
Hospital appointment at the gynaecologist on Thursday for your health as an aging woman?
But that can't feel right as you're a tough little valid 5 foot tall dood with totally real abs and muscles.
Feeling frisky? Want to stroke your salami to some hot girl porn? Nope. Just have to finger bang myself again....
What a mindfuck her head must being having, just to do everyday things. Love it
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Close up
She's got little side whiskers now.
Also she's clearly dying her hair and eyebrows black.
I thought it may have been for the movie but looking back at her pics she seems to have switched her hair dye from brunette to black around 2023.
She's got little side whiskers now.
Also she's clearly dying her hair and eyebrows black.
I thought it may have been for the movie but looking back at her pics she seems to have switched her hair dye from brunette to black around 2023.
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it's hard to feel sorry for people who are victims of their own lunacyImagine a hard day of larping as a man, whilst being a pooner without the courage to get the rot-dog.
Need a piss? Uh oh. That's not very gender confirming to have to wipe your vajayjay.
Hospital appointment at the gynaecologist on Thursday for your health as an aging woman?
But that can't feel right as you're a tough little valid 5 foot tall dood with totally real abs and muscles.
Feeling frisky? Want to stroke your salami to some hot girl porn? Nope. Just have to finger bang myself again....
What a mindfuck her head must being having, just to do everyday things. Love it
up close like that, she's starting to look like a lesbian Chris Cuomo
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It’s probably the best fitting suit I’ve seen her wear, but that’s not saying anything. Still a fraction oversized; the pants could go much slimmer; her twigs of legs float in even that cut.
If you’re scrawny; just fucking accept it.
1hr at H&M I could have dressed her in something that actually fit her for about 50-100$ and cut for the scrawny 18bmi shape she has; but isn’t comfortable with.
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- 9 de Ago, 2019
Oh dear. She's clearly trying to grow the doodliest little moustache. Pathetic.
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- 20 de Ago, 2025
Dios mio, she's transitioning into my sleep paralysis demon.
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My old maiden great-aunty mogged her when she was in her 70s, she had a way better post-menopausal tash.
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- 6 de Jul, 2024
I wonder if she stinks as bad as the pooners I've had the misfortune of meeting.
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reminds me of buddy when buddy get up
(youtube it if you dont know)