Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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I'm convinced you could make a movie the same quality of what the trailer shows sans boat, for 1/3 of the cost and some Critical Roll-level group of college actors. I know this won't bomb, and so do they, but I don't think this is going to do nearly as well as they think it will.
I think with $80 million you could probably manage a boat.
 
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Honestly, this looks great
 
I swear not a single actor can enunciate anymore. Either that or the cinematic drums and NOISE NOISE NOISE that will most likely be 99% of the soundtrack was just bad audio mixing.
There's a conspiracy theory that they do this on purpose in a lot of movies and shows to increase watch time statistics on streaming sites by forcing the audience to repeat parts to understand what was said.
 
This movie is a plain humiliation ritual.
Greek myths were probably the most faggy of all, with pederasty being commonplace, which is perfect for LGBTQRT++LG+HD, and with Northern Africa being close, one can actually justify a nigga or two, but noooo, it needs to be the most absurd and nightmarish globohomo amalgamation. It perfectly illustrates that the whole movement was never about diversity and inclusivity but rather perversion and deconstruction of established foundations.
I understand your sentiment, but I would prefer an ultimate shitpost version where the AI replaces every male character with soyjak versions of Elliot Page.
^This is why I voted for him.
 
The Greek movie Iphigenia (1977) was made nearly 50 years ago
Honestly even 88 year old Alexander Nevsky looks and feels more epic than new Odyssey.

Most men look too modern and groomed, not like soldiers who spent most of their life under Mediterranean sun. Ironically, the only "man" looking a bit rough is Ellen, although for other reasons, but still.
 
Lol even the guy in the picture looks bad with them, the rest of his body just doesn't match up with having abs like those and so they're very obviously fake.
It's almost as if all this shit is unnatural and nobody should be doing it, whether they're trying to affirm their gender or get laid by barflies in their 40s.
Ellen is just making the face she always makes in this trailer. She literally always looks like that, all dry and corpsey.
Every time I see her all I can think of is Nick Mullen's description: "{Ellen] just looking, as always, about to cry."
We all know she's a mid actor and her acting range pretending to be a male is even more limited and mopey.
Christopher Nolan is also really bad at directing normal human interactions and writing natural dialogue (which I'm certain is because he's autistic) so regardless of how prominent Ellen's role is I doubt she'll stand out too much against even the good actors on set as they mumblecore their way through.
 
Why must every Nolan film be so fucking dark? Not in content, but in lighting and costumes.

This is what classical greek bronze armor looks like.

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Look at how shiny and colorful it is! Absolutely gorgeous.

This is the armor Nolan is using.
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Yeah, its a minor nitpick, but it really goes to show how "creative" Nolan is being with the source material.
 
I'm convinced you could make a movie the same quality of what the trailer shows sans boat, for 1/3 of the cost and some Critical Roll-level group of college actors. I know this won't bomb, and so do they, but I don't think this is going to do nearly as well as they think it will.
The college actors could well be better. Too many big time actors basically play as themselves in every role they have.

Then he should look aged and like he has muscle definition. Matt Damon looks scrawny and flabby and pale, like he’s been sitting in his basement watching tv and eating Cheetos the past 10 months
It's about tolerance and challenging hate for slobs phoning it in.
 
Nolan doesn't want his actors redubbing any lines after filming concludes. He believes that makes for a more "realistic" cinema experience. Nearly all his movies suffer from this very same problem; The Dark Knight, Dunkirk, and Interstellar, etc.
Well then why doesn't he spend money on a sound guy instead of a mall-plastic-atmosphere-creating ensemble cast.
I'm convinced you could make a movie the same quality of what the trailer shows sans boat, for 1/3 of the cost and some Critical Roll-level group of college actors. I know this won't bomb, and so do they, but I don't think this is going to do nearly as well as they think it will.
I'm convinced FlashGitz could probably just draw what Nolan's trying to do here for less than the price of a racing bicycle.
Why does Matt Damon’s Odysseus look so scrawny and weak? He looks like he has AIDS.
Odysseus is old, tired, stringy and spends ten years driving around refusing to ask for directions in an era before PEDs.
Don't make us post the 1950s bodybuilders again.
 
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