Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Eventide]

Why does she look like combination of an old person and a chud/soyjak? All the fat in her face is gone and she looks kinda I'll and off-putting.

Because in biological women, low estrogen & progesterone levels trigger skin aging (as well as aging of major organs like the heart. Hence why modern hysterectomies still leave the ovaries in - removing the ovaries drastically increases a woman's likelihood of dying from heart disease).

I'll let Google AI explain the connection between collagen production & estrogen:

Estrogen acts like an on-switch that tells your body to make collagen (the main protein that keeps skin firm). When estrogen drops—often during menopause—this signal fades. Women can lose up to 30% of their skin collagen in the first five years after menopause, leading to dry, thin, and sagging skin.

TLDR troons often have the skin of methheads in police lineups 'cause it turns out, getting pumped full of troon hormone juice is BAD for your health.

 

[CasketBase]

So traitor from Roman FanFiction that was used to justify Roman "We wuzz Trojanz and sheeeit" Larp

Probably inserted into the story to justify Roman conquest of Greece or something, lmao.
They made the pooner actor (i.e. walking propaganda piece) play a character that had been originally inserted into the story for propaganda purposes.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That movie doesn't look half bad. They put Odysseus's dog in there which is the best part of the story. Bravo Nolen has wisely placed the pooner in a role he can just flash on screen and get on with his business.

Everything else sucks so I'll probably go see it.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

In the words of the late Norm McDonald, Page's role in the film will be Box Office Poison.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Probably inserted into the story to justify Roman conquest of Greece or something, lmao.
They made the pooner actor (i.e. walking propaganda piece) play a character that had been originally inserted into the story for propaganda purposes.

Yeah it is hilarious.
But trust me We Wuzzing was pretty common in antiquity and early medieval Europe. For example London was allegedly also founded by Trojan survivors. Saxons (German tribe) were descendants of soldiers of the Alexander the Great. Members of Lithuanian royal family claimed to be descendants of Julius Caesar...

 

[Rogue AI]

I am convinced there is a shadow group somewhere that just comes up with these retarded movies and dei campaigns.. and then makes BILLIONS by shorting the company into the ground.

It's the only thing that makes sense for why they keep doing this faggotry over and over and over at massive losses.

I think it's a bit simpler than a shadowy group of assholes. Uwe Boll keeps making those shitty video game movies because Germany has some lucrative grant or tax loophole that gives film makers a lot of money even if they make slop. It seems that Greece has something similar.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Yeah it is hilarious.
But trust me We Wuzzing was pretty common in antiquity and early medieval Europe. For example London was allegedly also founded by Trojan survivors.

So basically "we 'ad ourselves a bloody great citadel once, we did!".

 

[urr13 account]

It seems that Greece has something similar.

They only got 6.5 million euros (under 8 million USD) from Greece.


Which for a movie that costs $250 million USD, 8 million dollars from Greece doesnt really have that big of an impact. Given they didn't cast a single Greek actor in any of the roles I kind of just feel like the Greeks got scammed.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Not another movie where Zendaya does nothing but sit in sand in and stare at the camera lmao.
Oh and Ellen Page is there I guess, looking like a soulless husk as ever.
I swear not a single actor can enunciate anymore. Either that or the cinematic drums and NOISE NOISE NOISE that will most likely be 99% of the soundtrack was just bad audio mixing.

Drop a take on The Odyssey that would get you this opinion:
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I'll bite.
I don't think Ellen Page will really ruin the movie much. As awkward as it is to see trannies hamfisted into acting roles they have no right to be (Philosophytube with HOTD being a really good example of this because take out everything related to the character he played and the story wouldn't change a bit), I don't even think she'll be a significant role in this. We all know she's a mid actor and her acting range pretending to be a male is even more limited and mopey. But I think the movie will square her away somewhere in a b-plot that no one will remember, because the movie is most likely going to be forgettable itself.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Not another movie where Zendaya does nothing but sit in sand in and stare at the camera lmao.
Oh and Ellen Page is there I guess, looking like a soulless husk as ever.
I swear not a single actor can enunciate anymore. Either that or the cinematic drums and NOISE NOISE NOISE that will most likely be 99% of the soundtrack was just bad audio mixing.

I'll bite.
I don't think Ellen Page will really ruin the movie much. As awkward as it is to see trannies hamfisted into acting roles they have no right to be (Philosophytube with HOTD being a really good example of this because take out everything related to the character he played and the story wouldn't change a bit), I don't even think she'll be a significant role in this. We all know she's a mid actor and her acting range pretending to be a male is even more limited and mopey. But I think the movie will square her away somewhere in a b-plot that no one will remember, because the movie is most likely going to be forgettable itself.

Ellen Page, that grey wash on the film, black insert actress, tolerance washing, not even a pretence of historical armor and weaponry, the accents are all various reasons why I'll be one of many not watching that sludge. It's not just the time you'll never get back, but the sense it's some sort of tax scam or money laundering.

 

[PetiteFeet]

She sort of has Nic Cage's face. It's kind of unnerving.

Hey, be nice to the lord and saviour Nic Cage. He at least has his moments of presence when acting.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

I'm convinced you could make a movie the same quality of what the trailer shows sans boat, for 1/3 of the cost and some Critical Roll-level group of college actors. I know this won't bomb, and so do they, but I don't think this is going to do nearly as well as they think it will.

 

[Eventide]

But I think the movie will square her away somewhere in a b-plot that no one will remember, because the movie is most likely going to be forgettable itself.

This. Like most modern sword & sandal movies, I think the Odyssey will flop, hard. Even without the questionable stunt casting, the film was always doomed to fail. It's a bygone genre; and anyone still interested in it can just go stream an old Hollywood epic like Spartacus.

If Troy was a box office flop at the height of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Orlando Bloom's fame, why would the Odyssey do any better?

 

[D_Tractor]

The Homer the car of Homer movies

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm not saying the film will be good - I'm just saying it's unlikely to be as bad as this trailer suggests.

LMAO NO!

This fucking movie has 3 or so trailers and not one of them is good or exciting. Because the movie is garbage.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I swear not a single actor can enunciate anymore. Either that or the cinematic drums and NOISE NOISE NOISE that will most likely be 99% of the soundtrack was just bad audio mixing.

Nolan doesn't want his actors redubbing any lines after filming concludes. He believes that makes for a more "realistic" cinema experience. Nearly all his movies suffer from this very same problem; The Dark Knight, Dunkirk, and Interstellar, etc.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

Earlier today I was watching a YouTube documentary on UK Peter Pan pedophile God-botherer, Cliff Richard - this was part 2 of the documentary, and covered the mid 1960s.
I was quite surprised at the change in his appearance at this point - he formerly had Brylcreem'd hair but the look he adopted after Beatlemania seemed quite familiar:Ver archivo adjunto 9174856The photos used in the docu were even more striking, especially the ones with the big plastic 1960s spectacles, but I can't find the originals myself... here's one from later, the clapped-out look on his face says it all:
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Ellen, oh, Ellen...
...why did you chop off your tits off, only to end up resembling a creepy bastard named as a member of a child sex abuse ring (Elm Guest House scandal)?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Casting a tranny as a liar who deceives a civilization into their own destruction.

Based

Now that is pretty funny.

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Christopher Nolan is an overrated hack of a director that only made two great movies due to things not from him and threeish ok movies with the rest being mediocre to terrible. His signature style of Bad drab dark souless near colorless pallets in every movie for no reason even if it's detrimental to the story, The plot being shown in non sequential order without rhyme or reason (looking at you Dunkirk) even if it's detrimental to the story. Finally, the terrible use of sound, (remember the inception horn? remember how bad the sound mixing in Oppenhiemer was?). The Dark Knight was only good because the WB executives tard wrangle him in from doing his usual and Heath Ledger stole the show. Instersteller was only good because it was based on a script originally written for Steven Spielberg with a few Nolan appropriations with the space stuff and Matthew McConaughey being good in it.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I can't wait to watch this turd on the latest Vietnamese bootleg streaming website bros. It's a good thing I forgot it existed or I would have restless nights awaiting the day of its release.

 

[urr13 account]

I can't wait to watch this turd on the latest Vietnamese bootleg streaming website bros. It's a good thing I forgot it existed or I would have restless nights awaiting the day of its release.

Maybe someone will use A.I to create a special edition with all the blacks and trannies erased from the movie?