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Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
Seeing these pooners stumbling around a ring designed for men makes me think of the forced perspective used to portray Hobbits, but no, they really are that small!
Wait what happens to someone with abs implants if they repeatedly get punched in said implant? Even if it is two lil doods eventually that implant will be either hard enough to slide and harm nearby tissue or soft enough to deform. Her entire personality is based on those and if something happens to them .
Yes, don't they look utterly retarded? The gym pooner didn't even show off her actual abs despite being paid 6 figures a year to be fit and babysit gays and gender people. I assume Ellen paid for a photo where the dyke trainer who prob still has tits didn't muscle mog her.
By Vjosa Isai
Reporting from Toronto
June 30, 2026, 6:16 p.m. ET
The beaver statue honoring the United States in Toronto. One of dozens of statues of Canada’s national animal, the beaver was destroyed. Old Town Toronto Business Improvement Area
The four-foot-tall beaver sculpture was painted to commemorate the United States, little flags on each cheek flanking a bucktoothed smile.
It had stood undisturbed in a downtown Toronto park since the start of the World Cup, one of 48 beavers, Canada’s national animal, made of resin and painted to honor the countries competing...
Wait what happens to someone with abs implants if they repeatedly get punched in said implant? Even if it is two lil doods eventually that implant will be either hard enough to slide and harm nearby tissue or soft enough to deform. Her entire personality is based on those and if something happens to them .
Hence the pool noodles, it is physically impossible to cause even the slightest harm to someone with them, unlike sparring mitts. An added benefit is that they bend just as much from a pooner's flailing as they would from a Bruce Lee turbo kick, so she doesn't risk dislodging them with overexertion.
My understanding is ab etching only works if you’ve already got the underlying musculature. I think it’s fair to say a nearly 40 year old anorexic vegan woman does not have a starter six pack to build upon but I could be wrong.
Here’s what the implants look like:
Just your typical molded surgical silicone. Considering how petite Ellen is she must’ve received the smallest set available.
I swear, the most embarrassing and unattractive thing about pooners is their speaking voices. Both male and female voices can be very nice in different ways, but pooners' voices are like this mutant no-man's land of sound that is just hideous and repulsive. Blegh!
There's some geared up pooners at my gym, T is a crazy strong hormone I'm surprised she's still shaped like a 11 year old boy. Some of these roided up pooners have legit physiques.
My understanding is ab etching only works if you’ve already got the underlying musculature. I think it’s fair to say a nearly 40 year old anorexic vegan woman does not have a starter six pack to build upon but I could be wrong.
Here’s what the implants look like: Ver archivo adjunto 9216309
Just your typical molded surgical silicone. Considering how petite Ellen is she must’ve received the smallest set available.
Lol even the guy in the picture looks bad with them, the rest of his body just doesn't match up with having abs like those and so they're very obviously fake. Somehow Ellen assumed these wouldn't look even worse on a 5ft tall emaciated pooner's stomach.
When pooners cry about "trans man gay representation" in media they should have to look at this picture. This is why it never happens. This is who they would have to cast in your pseudo gay porn sports shows next to actual men, and even the executives casting black women as lesbian Cleopatra know that you have to draw the line somewhere.
Seeing these pooners stumbling around a ring designed for men makes me think of the forced perspective used to portray Hobbits, but no, they really are that small!
I didn't fully realize how small a person of 5' looks out in public vs. standing next you in line or in front of you during a conversation until I saw this old MadTV sketch on youtube recently.
When Bobby (conveniently dressed like a pooner) first shows up I seriously thought he must be kneeling on his shoes like you do as a child in drama class because this shot looks so insane, but he's not.
He's 5'2" plus chonky shoes and some hair here, next to a guy who is 5'11"-6' and leaning on something. In the wide shot, it looks even crazier.
That's an actual man with a giant male skull, who's also kind of fat, and it still looks insane.
Ellen and her trainer are close to half his weight and without high heels would maybe come up to his nose.
Thank you Bobby Lee for helping to illustrate my talk on pooner scale.
Maybe I'm too serious or sentimental, but I just don't want to go watch such a bastardization of the stuff upon which the western world was built. Yeah, they love degradation, it's going to get made, people are going to watch it, there is nothing I can do about that, but I don't want this version contaminating my brain. It's like being a Christian and watching The Passion of the Christ except everyone is a furry or something. Idk man. It's bad for the soul.
Well, I for one welcome Ellen Page as a real man, and she can do anything a real man can do, so to prove her strength as a real man, she will be pit against UFC and boxing champions
Elliot Page’s Odyssey Role Reportedly Revealed as Sinon, Not Achilles
When the Greeks pretended to abandon their siege and sailed away, they left the giant wooden horse outside the gates of Troy, and they left Sinon behind with it.
Sinon allowed himself to be captured by the Trojans and told them an elaborate lie: that the Greeks had given up, that the horse was an offering to the goddess Athena, and that it had been built too large to be brought inside the city walls, because if the Trojans did bring it in, they would become invincible.
The Trojans believed him. Against the warnings of the priest Laocoön and the prophetess Cassandra, they hauled the horse inside their walls. That night, the Greek soldiers hidden inside the horse climbed out, opened the city gates, and Troy fell.
Sinon is not a warrior in the traditional sense. His weapon is deception. He is a strategist and a liar whose willingness to be left behind, alone and vulnerable, is what brings down an entire city.
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