Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Tasty Tatty]

Angelina Jolie, Diane Keaton, and many other women wore masculine clothes to events. They simply explained it as "because I wanted to". Ellen was always an attention whore who jumped into the trend because being a lesbisn wasn't popular anymore.

 

[Shartavius]

People are always shopping for masks they feel align closest with the way they think they want to be perceived. It's one of those fundamental, neurotic goals not enough people get warned about when they're young - yet are ultimately responsible for eschewing by time they've achieved basic benchmarks of emotionally maturity.

Ellen has always been an impulsive, spoiled brat with validation issues she still blames on her dysfunctional parents, despite being forty years old (yes; 39-and-some-change is close enough). We have no shortage of lolcows with that background; and it's a safe bet she'll continue to be ridiculous in a way that's easily scrapbooked. I look forward to seeing her continue to age like John Franklin from Children of the Corn.

 

[AskMeAnything]

It really looks like she just lopped off her tits, had her chest sculpting liposuction (or whatever it was), changed her wardrobe and called it a transition.

There's no rules to transitioning. If she says she's a dude, she's a hecking dude.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

There's no rules to transitioning. If she says she's a dude, she's a hecking dude.

She’s He’s man enough to barbecue and wear cargo shorts, okay?!

 

[Cherry Milk]

Xir so heckin valid :3

 

[drammamean]

If a trans man is a woman pretending to be a man is trans joy an unhappy person pretending to be happy?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

She’s He’s man enough to barbecue and wear cargo shorts, okay?!

...whilst using comically oversized oven gloves, and bbqing a tray of vegetables.

 

[PetiteFeet]

...whilst using comically oversized oven gloves, and bbqing a tray of vegetables.

over 9000 hours in MSPaint

 

[RollingRock2]

I never looked at that picture closely, they aren't even oven gloves, they are work gloves. I guess she was afraid of scalding her delicate fingers.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I never looked at that picture closely, they aren't even oven gloves, they are work gloves. I guess she was afraid of scalding her delicate fingers.

Yeah they look like the welders gloves my brother usually wears. She's just a lil' dude, trying her hardest to be a dude, dood.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Ellen has always been an impulsive, spoiled brat with validation issues she still blames on her dysfunctional parents, despite being forty years old (yes; 39-and-some-change is close enough). We have no shortage of lolcows with that background; and it's a safe bet she'll continue to be ridiculous in a way that's easily scrapbooked. I look forward to seeing her continue to age like John Franklin from Children of the Corn.

I think she's just going to continue in low-budget movies nobody's gonna give a fuck about until she physically cant. It also wouldn't surprise me if she ends up detransitioning just so she can run a gimmick of how she was forced to be trans by producers.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I think she's just going to continue in low-budget movies nobody's gonna give a fuck about until she physically cant. It also wouldn't surprise me if she ends up detransitioning just so she can run a gimmick of how she was forced to be trans by producers.

They still haven’t allowed the so called “significant” role she’s going to have in the Odyssey be known yet. Talk about tight OPSEC. It’s being released in July.

It’s hard to make a prediction about her future acting career. Maybe some indy tranny themed stuff? Or more charity from friends like the Odyssey gig?

At any rate, Ellen will 41% (or simply drop dead) before detransitioning. After her “memoir” book there’s no walking her transition back, never mind blaming it on some 3rd party.

 

[Stan]

With those ridiculous glasses, she's starting to look like a mummified cancerous mannequin of Matthew Broderick.

They’re Woody Allen glasses and they make her look like a nebbish hobbit

All you people saying that Ellen looks extremely depressed and fighting back the urge to 41% in every photo taken don’t know what the hell you’re talking about! Look at this shining example- the absolute pinnacle of trans joy!!
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lol that comment

So. Much. Joy.
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And yet she’s still better with the Jew Specs than without that’s awful.

She looks so,,, empty. Defeated. Done.

 

[Écho Öwl]

It’s hard to make a prediction about her future acting career. Maybe some indy tranny themed stuff? Or more charity from friends like the Odyssey gig?

Is she still LA based? WSJ has an article the last few days on the entertainment job market in LA; TLDR not good. Apparently sound stages are under-utilized also.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

They still haven’t allowed the so called “significant” role she’s going to have in the Odyssey be known yet

Figurehead on the ship's prow?

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Once upon a time she was pretty, now she looks like a confused doorstop.

 

[passionpoop]

It's exactly who I assumed.
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I'm not sure I believe it though. This nobody doesn't have the clout to sue a sacred cow like Ellen if she's lying. What are the chances she's even heard of her delusional book?
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This woman can't have been 39 when she was playing a high schooler in Juno.
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Oh look, she was 21 when shooting the movie. Typical lying poon. LMAO. Maybe they lezzed out later in life, but it's just so typical of Ellen to retcon it into some creepy high school sexual fantasy.
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Ok girl

Does anybody else find it incredibly strange that Ellen name drops and reveals information on women in her books, but never names the men who supposedly harassed her throughout it? She mentions there being men in her life who did things, but never says who. Then you have her straight up naming some random actress she slept with.

 

[glass_houses]

Does anybody else find it incredibly strange that Ellen name drops and reveals information on women in her books, but never names the men who supposedly harassed her throughout it? She mentions there being men in her life who did things, but never says who. Then you have her straight up naming some random actress she slept with.

Because the men would sue the absolute fuck out of her and she'd be completely and utterly banned from production and distribution companies forever. Some C list actress who's already trying desperately to leverage what millennial fans she has into a living? Who cares about them.

Note that Brendan Fraser fifteen years before he disclosed who assaulted him, but his career was already effectively destroyed long before he came forward with the accusation, and he was an A lister.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Once upon a time she was pretty,

When was that'? Never O'Clock?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Does anybody else find it incredibly strange that Ellen name drops and reveals information on women in her books, but never names the men who supposedly harassed her throughout it? She mentions there being men in her life who did things, but never says who. Then you have her straight up naming some random actress she slept with.

She knows women won't defend themselves out of shame due to their behavior and fear of being called transphobic. That's why this Olivia Thirlby chic now claims to be bisexual and helping LGTB people despite she was married to a man and doesn't seem to have more female partners than Ellen. They were probably experimenting in their youth and this asshole exposed them all. I don't think they can do much about it because after all, it was consensual and they can't openly antagonize this moron.

What's funny is that Ellen, the "man", doesn't know about the old saying that "a gentleman has no memory". I know some trashy men do so, but most educated men would never write a biography about the women they secretly banged.