Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Tasty Tatty]

Her school was non denominational hippie bullshit.

Although Shambhala School is not a religious school, (yadayada) the entire upper school participates in an approximately hour-long yoga session followed by sitting meditation.​

Right.

 

[dongykung]

shouldn't that be the fucking dream for a tranny? literally being "just one of the guys" especially on a nolan set, she probably was the only lady in a group of 200 dudes.

Trannies can’t be happy because they are mentally ill. being around real men is triggering because she knows shes not one being around real women is triggering because she knows she is one and being around trannies is triggering because its a reminder of the facade, a look in the mirror

 

[Shartavius]

I think it comes down to Ellen being a Cluster B who craves the negative attention of more politically expedient diagnoses because she rationalizes victimhood status as being positive attention.

hey i'm reading through this thread, so like has Ellen never been with a dude ever? like never even tried to date a boy for appearances or anything like that?

You have plenty from Nicholas II of Russia yet to read: In the book, adult Ellen yells "I THINK I'M GAY" while her boyfriend is pounding her snatch, and she makes a point of mentioning that he just replied "no you're not" without missing a stroke.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The thing is, most if not all professional acting contracts include stipulations on looks. If you get cast as the long haired beauty in some up and coming show, you can’t go out & get a buzz cut. Professional acting contracts have very specific stipulations for each job, in theatre & film. Depending on the job, there will be various clauses about things the actor can & can’t do, including weight, hair, etc. The fact that Ellen’s transition was accommodated is not the norm. It’s very far off from standard practices.

exactly the goth chick from NCIS is a natural blonde and only agreed to look like that because she thought it would be an easy paycheck for a show that would be canceled in a season. then she was still acting like a perky goth way into her 50s.

it used to be a big deal when a woman shaved her head for a role too because of how it would fuck up her roles for at least a few years afterwards, Katy Perry had to wear wigs for a lot of the ad campaigns she did after cutting her hair and going back to blond for similar reasons.

This is less than two minutes but it feels like it goes on forever. I'm convinced that Ellen coasted on her "mousy brunette, pseudo tomboy, girl next door" image because she can't act worth a damn.

it worked in juno because the dialogue makes her seem more energetic, the slang and snark really made her seem like a better actress than she was.

The People's Temple was just American Christianity gone bonkers.

if you read about them or find an in-depth podcast, you'll find out they weren't really christian at all. they were basically just one notch above the mainstream left at the time, Jim Jones started out way back when segregation was still the hot button issue, the Christianity is just there to hide the fact that it was mostly commie bullshit, Jim Jones was the token white guy who was the leader because he "could talk to whites on their level" and get them funding easier, most of the people's temple was black.

like all of the 1960s civil rights groups they used evangelical nigger religion as a skin suit for commie bullshit.

Legit thought whoever’s in yellow was a hulking hon.

Great, now I’m racist as well as transphobic. Damn you, Kiwi Farms!

black women really are getting fucked over by the trans community the worst, every time this bitch is seen with ellen everyone assumes she has a cock. This isn't even a modern thing, that was literally the joke about the black woman in "i'm a cheerleader"

 

[Turquoise]

"I think I'm gay" has to be the harshest review of a man's sexual performance one could hear. Hats off to any fellow who isn't put off their stroke by that.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Bitchel Cera went to school with my sister, and he's a stuck up cunt with no sense of humour.
It's amazing what a writer and press agent can do. .

 

[Fapcop]

"I think I'm gay" has to be the harshest review of a man's sexual performance one could hear. Hats off to any fellow who isn't put off their stroke by that.

Just on the very off chance this may happen to one of my fellow kiwis, here’s a proper comeback:

“I KNOW! DONT WORRY THO IM FUCKING YOU BACK TO STRAIGHT!”

 

[BigBadBastich]

Its sad that this thing is gonna be a suicide statistic soon. What could have fixed Ellen before they trooned out? Did some behind-the-scenes molestation occur that lead to this?

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

"I think I'm gay" has to be the harshest review of a man's sexual performance one could hear. Hats off to any fellow who isn't put off their stroke by that.

for a man who doesn't basically see it the same as fucking a fleshlight, yeah. Ellen must light up white hot on heat seeking predator vision and needs some serious therapy.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Just on the very off chance this may happen to one of my fellow kiwis, here’s a proper comeback:

“I KNOW! DONT WORRY THO IM FUCKING YOU BACK TO STRAIGHT!”

"Yep. I'm definitely a lesbian."

 

[Pig Cups]

This is a joke, right? If whoever wrote this was being 100% serious, then it’s merely cringe. But the text alongside the (very apt) name of the page has me thinking that this is some sort of ironic troll job designed to throw a veiled insult her way.

Thankfully, no one in the comments is being respectful towards her, and any genuinely supportive comments are being bombarded with laugh reacts.

 

[Rotter]

I made this on my phone, so it's not great... but you get the idea.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

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This is a joke, right? If whoever wrote this was being 100% serious, then it’s merely cringe. But the text alongside the (very apt) name of the page has me thinking that this is some sort of ironic troll job designed to throw a veiled insult her way.

Thankfully, no one in the comments is being respectful towards her, and any genuinely supportive comments are being bombarded with laugh reacts.

That pic works because there is no real men next to her to see how much of a womanlet she is.

 

[Stan]

New Ellen Page looks like a sad mime.

 

[Monolith]

That pic works because there is no real men next to her to see how much of a womanlet she is.

The pic doesn't work anyways. She's not strong-muscular, she's zero-body-fat muscular.

 

[Fapcop]

What does she even do for a living?! I can’t recall her having any acting jobs, since she pointed out in the middle of that Netflix show.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The pic doesn't work anyways. She's not strong-muscular, she's zero-body-fat muscular.

Scrawny guys exist. If you didn't know any better, you'd think she's some skinny dude if you just happens to scroll down and the pic pops up.

It's when she's next to other men that you see how small she really is.

 

[Dr. Butt]

zero-body-fat muscular.

The term is "homeless-guy-ripped".

 

[Écho Öwl]

Scrawny guys exist. If you didn't know any better, you'd think she's some skinny dude if you just happens to scroll down and the pic pops up.

It's when she's next to other men that you see how small she really is.

Example from the pageboy production website. Bit of a self own; they should have considered using a stool or box like they do with Tom Cruise to even out the heights.

 

[Fapcop]

Example from the pageboy production website. Bit of a self own; they should have considered using a stool or box like they do with Tom Cruise to even out the heights.

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Awww, she’s adorably tiny!

Like a little manlet who got hit by a shrinkray, and is probably stomping his feet squeaking: “I’ll kick your ass bro! Don’t make ANGRY!”