❄️ Snowflake Ellenor Jane "Elle" Darby - Daughter of Wire Fraudster Giles Darby, "Influencer", Freeloader, "Bullied" by an Irish Hotel Owner

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It's funny because she's the opposite of a chav. She's a super duper wealthy bourgeois brat.

There's a lot of quite well off youngsters who become "influencers" and adorn themselves with orange skin, trowelled on makeup, fish lips, lululemons, and plastic tits. Probably because there's nothing else that they can fucking do.

I had a look at some of her recent videos. They're still awash with jump cuts out the arse because she is an inarticulate cretin and apparently her old man has bought her a new car. If you lost money on the collapse of Enron, daily reminder that this is where it went.

My sympathy is all with the boyfriend, or it would be if he could conceive of an original thought without risking an aneurysm.
 
It's funny because she's the opposite of a chav. She's a super duper wealthy bourgeois brat.

Chav is a state of mind, not your bank balance. She's gauche, trashy, vulgar nouveau riche and Daddy was a thief and a crook. Doesn't matter how much money she has, she's chavscum through and through.
 
Bumpity bump!

I was absent mindedly Wiki surfing and I came across the page for the Natwest Three. Turns out Ellenor's old man has written a book moaning about his time in the nick. Which she shills for. Apparently his example of, erm, stitching up Enron shareholders, PR campaigning to get speshul treatment and getting a ludicrously favourable plea deal (didn't Skilling and Lay get decades inside for their part in Enron's collapse), then whining about how he did nothing wrong and spending other peoples' money on her bolt on boobs and stupid fish lips is "inspirational."

Oh, and get this - allegedly back in the 2000s when she was a kid and her old man was being extradited for fraud to Texas, she wrote a letter to then Prime Minister Tony Blair, which you can see on the Amazon page if you squint. She writes almost exactly then (age 11) in terms of wording as she does now. Of course, this is assuming she actually wrote it and it wasn't dictated to off her fraudster father. The book also describes her as a "successful internet entrepreneur." So, basically, a paid shill.

In other news, she's up the stump off of the thick but amiable Connor, who people over at tattle.life seem to believe is a bit of a con man himself (maybe it's true that boys marry their mothers and girls marry their fathers?) who she still keeps around, and has her own collection of "loungewear" called Angelle Collection which looks to be common or garden Ali Express tier clobber in neutral colours with her brand slapped onto it. She seems to be even more egotistical than ever before.

She has 577,000 Youtube subscribers. For her mass of egotism and consooming. Think about that. Think about that, and despair.

I give it a year until she becomes a hunbot for an MLM.

EDIT: Her Youtube shows that she's eating a hell of a lot right now. I know, heavily pregnant and such, but I suspect after she's dropped the sprog she'll fail to "snap back" and discover body positivity. From there on in, a trip to the Deathfat board awaits.
 
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I wondered why Google's "trending in your region" at work was showing "Elle Darby tweets" when I first clicked it.

Whoops.

On the one hand, she was what, 15 or thereabouts when she said this. A kid. But on the other hand, I thought it was well known that if you start to attract a social media following or other internet fame that you should go through all your tweets and faceache posts and delete anything potentially damaging. That's sound common sense, surely. In a way this is her own silly fault.

Then again, free tabloid coverage.

Oh, and that Yahoo article? Written by Sirena Bergman, who previously weighed in on her altercation over the hotel with some arslikhan here. How the tables have turned.

One other thing. She's not half porked on quite a lot of weight. Someone on Tattle.life reportedly lives near her in Trowbridge and sees her and Connor the bf out shopping for dusky pink, white, and ecru fast fashion in the Range Rover paid for with her old man's Enron loot. She is apparently way chunkier IRL than in any of her vids right now.

Also, she called her son Saint Seven Swift. I can see her in five to ten years having spent all Daddy's lucre dragging Connor through some shite council estate and screeching, "OI, SAINT! PACK IT IN WILLYA!!!"
 
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