🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

My working theory of Ellen's family is that Jeff and the kids are probably just passengers in her lunacy. Her comics are just too all over the board for me to take Ellen as a reliable narrator. I haven't seen any direct evidence thus far beyond Ellen's contradictory comics that her husband shares her cuckold fetish or that her kids are autistic. Ellen has been going through a mid-life crisis for the last few years desperately clinging to the lusts of youth, hence the humor that never seems to evolve and bizarre effort at making porn.

So is her husband the cameraman in her porn, or does she pay someone/bring a girlfriend over? Her porn is so low effort that I could imagine a situation where she's keeping that a secret in her, soon to be imploded, relationship. Can she even successfully pick up a date to cuck her husband with? She's projecting hard with the expectation that all her critics want to fuck her. I'm leaning toward her being a socially isolated redditor that couldn't cheat if she tried.
Ellen is very likely autistic. She's admitted to writing loads of Star Trek fanfiction and self shipping with Ninja Turtles. No one in that fandom is neurotypical. So I believe that her son is autistic and got it from Ellen.

I don't have proof and I don't want to look for it, but I'm pretty sure her husband takes the photos and is aware of her porn. She could also easily use a phone stand with a timer.

Edit: Ellen admits she was lying about the hate from creeps.
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But she loves to post her hate. I don't consider myself a hater but there is that depraved porn somebody made of her on page 1.
 
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Her husband looks nothing like that and I doubt he is any of those things.
Now her bull on the other hand...

know who pizzacake reminds me of? ninja elsanna, had an obscure thread on the forums which she hated

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completely irrelevant begging for pennies. her art only getting worse

that's pizzacake in ten years
Oh yeah, I remember this dumb bint. Losing her mind when her "not all men" comic was turned into "not all muslims".
 
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Definitely stuck in 2000s humor this is the same husband that you cuck constantly got it
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Ellen misspelled “cuck” as “cook”.

I think Jeff blinked about 18 times to signal to help from that redditer, however because they’re both idiots (you can tell because they’re on Reddit), no one got help that day.

Edit- oops on quoting you there @HeyRosalina , it was left over from something and I didn’t notice.
 
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Definitely stuck in 2000s humor this is the same husband that you cuck constantly got it
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I think millennials hate boomers so much ( there are many reasons to hate boomers) is because millennials are just as set in their ways and oblivious and self-absorbed.as boomers are. Millennials and boomers are tied for this. Boomers are permanently stuck in the late 1970s 1977-1979, millennials are stuck in the mid 2010s 2014-2016. Both have their own style of comics that really reinforces this the Boomer comics versus the millennial comics.
Boomer Comics: book good, wife=bad, phone=bad

Milliennial Comics: Quirky=good, doggo=good, Kids=bad.

Ellen is going to be the typical aging millennial that younger zoomers and Gen alpha will be making fun of as the stereotypical set stuck in their ways millennial in the following decades.
That they are just clueless about the world and current day ( when gen alpha comes of age ) as to boomers are in our current day.
 
Cucking your husband and being histrionic online isn't very wholesome quirk chungus of her.
But in a way it is. Most of these quirk chungus cunts are just narc rewritting history so her cucking her husband is a quirk instead of her being a shitty person.

Most of these "quirks" of these webcomic women are just personality defects.
 
But in a way it is. Most of these quirk chungus cunts are just narc rewritting history so her cucking her husband is a quirk instead of her being a shitty person.

Most of these "quirks" of these webcomic women are just personality defects.
It's truly amazing how cluster B's have free reign to broadcast their personality disorders to countless strangers. Was it ever found out if she manipulated her husband into this cuck shit?
 
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completely irrelevant begging for pennies. her art only getting worse

that's pizzacake in ten years
What do we have here? The reskeet of ninja is from Momoka (a.k.a. truongasm, now milph it seems), one of the editors of Matt McMuscles, a troon (or a woman with a severe case of Pixyteri face) that specializes in drawing bbw fan art, streaming games to less than 50 people and doing cosplays that barely anyone thirsts for.

Sorry for derailing, I just find funny that these people all flee together when they go hard on virtue signaling.
 
Ellen has been ruthlessly ending careers on Threads.

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J.K. Rowling: Destroyed
Dave Chappelle: Destroyed

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Random Threads boomer: Destroyed

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Random Facebook reviewer: Destroyed
Nobody is threatening to take over Canada, hon, it'll have to be admitted as at least 10 states.

Also calling JK Rowling "Joanne" is a bit different from calling Bubba "Fairy Sprinkles". Pamela is right.
 
Ellen has been ruthlessly ending careers on Threads.

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J.K. Rowling: Destroyed
Dave Chappelle: Destroyed

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Random Threads boomer: Destroyed

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Random Facebook reviewer: Destroyed
She says this, yet goes by Pizza Cake instead of her real name. I wonder if this is a jab at us for calling her Ellen, but I'm probably reading into it too much.
 
if there are dudes busting it to incest porn every night, there's a market for flat-ass small-titted nerdy bitches in their 40s. She could be making bank off that demographic if she wanted.
idk This is maybe tmi but hipster, artsy, nerdy girls are my 'thing'; theres no way she doesnt have a bunch of guys gassing her up.

But every guy has encountered a girl like Ellen--she just likes attention. The girl who will flirt with you and like five of your friends. I believe her when she says she doesnt like being sexualized, but shes the type of girl who likes being seen and being heard.

I was trying to think of a way to word it that doesnt make me look stupider than I am, but I realized if she was like 20 years younger, and on discord, shes what you would call an art hoe.
Ellen has been ruthlessly ending careers on Threads.

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J.K. Rowling: Destroyed
Dave Chappelle: Destroyed

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Random Threads boomer: Destroyed
lol shes gonna 'mom name'-shame them.
 
She says this, yet goes by Pizza Cake instead of her real name. I wonder if this is a jab at us for calling her Ellen, but I'm probably reading into it too much.
I think it's because JK is apparently transphobic or something, so it's like a trans dead name? To flip it and own the libs terfs? I have no idea who the Chapelle guy is though.
 
I think it's because JK is apparently transphobic or something, so it's like a trans dead name? To flip it and own the libs terfs? I have no idea who the Chapelle guy is though.
Comedian who has been mildly critical of Trannies and their need for everyone else to buy into their delusions, so unpersoned. He said this in a Netflix special and got a bunch of trannies to protest netflix.
 
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