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Lords of the Fallen hides item descriptions behind high enough stats. Holy-aligned items need enough Radiance, Unholy-aligned ones need enough Inferno, and for Umbral items you need both.
There are some exceptions, like when you hand "Remembrances" over to buy boss weapons and armour, those remembrance items have their flavour text revealed once they're pinned up in the Remembrance menu.
Cool thing: Unlike ER, a remembrance unlocks ALL of the weapons/armours to be purchased with 'souls' whenever you can afford them. You don't need to get finicky about which to consume for souls, which to trade in for boss items, and which ones to clone at the limited number of mausoleums to try get everything.
I agree with you, because I'm enjoying this game's gameplay so I would keep playing regardless.
I disagree with you, because them doing this has further encouraged me to do at least two more playthroughs, one as a Radiant build and one as an Umbral build, to try see everything (and there's 3 endings anyway).
I do find it a little frustrating because I like reading descriptions in these games, but I'm not going to complain about an excuse to play more of something I'm already liking.
Motherfucker, life is hard in the Lands Between. Between what? Between virginity and sexual repression. Still no maidens! Once again it is time to strip away the old woman-repellant rags and looksmaxx with a new style. Behold the Iron Suitor! Gaze upon my confident heterosexuality!
Wouldn't you want to turn yourself into a woman just for the off-chance to be even considered for a romantic occasion of hand-holding and reproduction attempts with someone as manly as this? Wouldn't you lick the ground I've gloriously walked on just for the pheromones I left behind?
The knives are just for looks, I actually suck with them, but I heard bitches respect a man who can go apeshit at any moment and cut them up a bit. Otherwise I'm feeling good about the ragged armor, looks like I've seen some shit and survived just to spread my victorious seed all over the fucking place. The helmet just happens to cover my face but I'm not ugly or anything, not my fault I can't open it up, not my fault they make them like this.
Motherfucker, life is hard in the Lands Between. Between what? Between virginity and sexual repression. Still no maidens! Once again it is time to strip away the old woman-repellant rags and looksmaxx with a new style. Behold the Iron Suitor! Gaze upon my confident heterosexuality!
Wouldn't you want to turn yourself into a woman just for the off-chance to be even considered for a romantic occasion of hand-holding and reproduction attempts with someone as manly as this? Wouldn't you lick the ground I've gloriously walked on just for the pheromones I left behind?
The knives are just for looks, I actually suck with them, but I heard bitches respect a man who can go apeshit at any moment and cut them up a bit. Otherwise I'm feeling good about the ragged armor, looks like I've seen some shit and survived just to spread my victorious seed all over the fucking place. The helmet just happens to cover my face but I'm not ugly or anything, not my fault I can't open it up, not my fault they make them like this.
I sure do need them maidens, but them maidens don't seem to need me.
Why? What's wrong with me? Why aren't all the fucking bitches womenfolk yearning for my embrace? What do I need to do to get inside a vaginal genital sex organ to hold hands with a fair lady?
I needed answers. I needed a teacher. Behold, my new dating coach!
I found him smelling my clothes at night. Instant respect. He's told me countless tales since, tales about succesfully wooing many retarded monkey people, some of them even females, in numerous different caves where these subhumans shamefully dwell.
He saw my despair and told me "Nigger, you look far too timid and sensitive, they'll graft a pussy on your face down at Stormveil. You gotta drop that shit and go all dark triad bro, I mean nigger". He then took my measurements (waist, genitalia, anus) and started to work. Last night he woke me up with a sexual assault, called me a nigger and showed me his masterpiece, my new drip:
No longer will I be denied! No longer will I be thought a peasant! No longer will the thirst of mine own heterosensuality remain unquenched!
Finally decided to check out the DLC and wanted to try out incantations so re-specced into faith. "I'll just make a quick trip to volcano manor to pick up the Erdtree seal" turned into 3 hours of running around volcano manor picking up random shinies before even starting the DLC.
This fucking game is like crack for a dirty loot goblin like me, I feel like this DLC is going to be a 100+ hour time sink.
If anyone has any tips for incantations/faith let me know. So far the pew pew frienzy laser is pretty cool and the blasphemous blade weapon art is borderline busted.
"I'll just make a quick trip to volcano manor to pick up the Erdtree seal" turned into 3 hours of running around volcano manor picking up random shinies before even starting the DLC.
There's something almost similar wrong with me, but yet so different. I know, from experience, pretty much what items every area contains. I know which ones I will use and which ones are shit. I still have to go pick up the useless shit. Because if I don't, the world will end or something.
And oh yeah, DLC has some good stuff in it. Don't get discouraged if it seems hard at first, there are new items scattered here and there to make it easier. It's like an optional challenge mode that's turned on by default.
About incants, I really like charged crucible horns when playing a melee build. Sends humanoids flying, decent for posture damage. Of course the good old lightning spear is dope, and Miquella's Rings (or whatever it was, the one that shoots only one ring) are great, the range is amazing and doesn't cost shit to cast.
