US Eighth Democratic Debate: The Last Fed-Guy

Starts at 5pm-8pm PST / 7pm CST-10pm CST / 8pm-11pm EST

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Welcome to eighth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:

Former Vice President Joe "Stand Up" Biden


Businessman Tom Steyer


Former South Bend, Indiana, Mayor and likely plant Pete Buttigieg


Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders


Minnesota Sen. Amy "Klob"uchar


Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth "She Understands" Warren


Entrepreneur Andrew Yang


The poll will be posted after the debates. After the disastrous Iowa caucus it will be intriguing to see how the winners and losers respond, could be the last debates without Bloomberg. If they discuss Trump's acquittal the wackos might say some crazy stuff. Enjoy the show,

 

[Zero Day Defense]

How do the Democrats have anything better to offer to the working class when all of them are for raising taxes?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Who is Bernie reaching out to?

 

[spiritofamermaid]

>acting like newspaper endorsements are worth anything in current year

Republicans: I'm worried about guns rights and civil liberties
Bernie: lol gimme them

 

[LordofTendons]

They fixed Klobuchar's hair so you don't notice her terminal tremors. Now they just need to fix her crooked eyebrows.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Who is Bernie reaching out to?

Uncle Joe & Antifa

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Bernie asking for unity from the Clintons is just

Bernie is also obviously regurgitating and repeating canned talking points from his campaign.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Wait, are Warren and Bernie friends again? Didn’t some kind of gender-shaming accusations happen last time?

The only thing that is less reliable than Bernie's heart is his spine.

 

[the fall of man]

It’s too bad that Klobbs has a voice that you can easily imagine abusing her campaign staff, like the news reports declare, because she’s pretty charming tonight

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Bernie "Nigger Grave Digger" Sanders

 

[the fall of man]

Who is Bernie reaching out to?

Either Biden or Warren... Warren is looking at him, Biden is looking down. So I think Warren.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Taking out a bad guy is not a good idea if you don't know what you are doing"

Wait, isn't "what you are doing" taking out a bad guy?

 

[spiritofamermaid]

>iran nuclear deal was working

CIA glowie confirmed

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Nazis have been brought up. Mark your bingo sheet accordingly.

The funny thing is, towards the beginning, Mayor Pete said something like, "The word 'socialism' has been so over used, it's lost all meaning". I'm like

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Buttigieg is trying to equate the Afghanistan War with the drone strike against Soleimani.

He is also lying about the Trump administration ever saying the Iran nuclear deal works, and wants us to "listen to" (i.e. defer to) the instructions of the apparently omniscient intelligence communities, and our freeloading "allies".

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Pete Buttigieg seems like he's suppressing his power level talking about foreign policy. Don't wanna blow that CIA cover.

 

[JongleJingle]

Lol, like NATO matters any more. It's a ghost town of an organization.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

>no proof that Salami man posed a threat

Biden it's not fair to keep all the drugs man, you gotta share.

 

[Amerika First]

GOOD

We want to be alone.

AMERICA FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sahck account]

Biden is goddamn angry about concussions. Not all the people Sulemani killed, though.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

"America is alone, without support, without allies" - Biden

Objectively false.