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Another video.


Original title: Parents Don’t Understand DISCIPLINE!!!


I'm not going to lie, the fat fuck made me chuckle a couple of times.



In other news, someone on reddit apparently catfished Bryant.

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Another video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLQrNhI6I5k
Original title: Parents Don’t Understand DISCIPLINE!!!

Parents Don’t Understand DISCIPLINE!!!.mp4

I'm not going to lie, the fat fuck made me chuckle a couple of times.



In other news, someone on reddit apparently catfished Bryant.

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"Anyways, how's minecraft?"
~40something old man w/ end stage kidney failure to a 19y.o. girl

Goddammit Bryant. You sick stupid fuck.

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"I'm glad I don't have any motherfuckin' kids"
So is everyone else. You'd be the dad from Precious.

"As much as I want a girlfriend...--- [i tuned out ngl]"
Bryant, babe, you have much, much more pressing concerns right now.

"i like coming home to nothing but silence"
Except the voices telling you to cleanse the city.


Mothers, fathers, if you want to lose custody of your child(ren) permanently, just film yourself saying anything in this video.
 
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Another Pathetic excuse to come back and not make any money?

Even in the hay day was he even that popular? i just knew him from the memes

and edp is literally back to what got him cancelled in the first place awesome, nothing changed.
 
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Bryant posted another video, a shorter one this time, complaining about someone's dog.


Original title: Dear Pet Owners…


Another Pathetic excuse to come back and not make any money?

Even in the hay day was he even that popular? i just knew him from the memes

and edp is literally back to what got him cancelled in the first place awesome, nothing changed.
I mean, nobody gets two million subscribers on their YouTube channel just because. I admit I don't know much about this fat fuck, but I remember he was interviewed on TV and that he was offered to collaborate with other creators. His cupcake accident was also very notorious, so the people who didn't know him before that, surely know him now.
 
Bryant posted another video, a shorter one this time, complaining about someone's dog.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sSVFhkdo9qg
Original title: Dear Pet Owners…

Dear Pet Owners….mp4


I mean, nobody gets two million subscribers on their YouTube channel just because. I admit I don't know much about this fat fuck, but I remember he was interviewed on TV and that he was offered to collaborate with other creators. His cupcake accident was also very notorious, so the people who didn't know him before that, surely know him now.
"That dog is full of hate...BLACK HATE!"

If I had to put my armchair psychiatrist hat on, I'd say these last few uploads are a transparent attempt at letting the world know he exists. He exists beyond the cupcake bullshit and ...repeated catfishing foul-ups. Make himself come off as just as real as any of us, with hobbies, work troubles, etc. It seems like a kind of damage control or seeking validation.

There's no question that he's a deeply frustrated and troubled individual if he felt the need to make a public service announcement about hating noisy children or in this case, dogs. Sure - almost everyone has these kinds of gripes but most people don't make a whole production out of it. It makes them seem petty and prone to snap. Old man yelling at clouds and all that.

Doing these lame videos is likely his only way to vent his frustration at life.
 
Even in the hay day was he even that popular? i just knew him from the memes
He was decently popular among the NFL fans, yes. Even landed on TV a few times through clips of his reactions.
Some ESPN show aired an EDP clip (the CHIP KELLY clip), and Tosh.0 (remember THAT?) showed EDP clips.
Even with that kind of spotlight, EDP never quite learned to stop revealing embarrassing shit.
 
Bryant posted another video, a shorter one this time, complaining about someone's dog.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sSVFhkdo9qg
Original title: Dear Pet Owners…

Dear Pet Owners….mp4


I mean, nobody gets two million subscribers on their YouTube channel just because. I admit I don't know much about this fat fuck, but I remember he was interviewed on TV and that he was offered to collaborate with other creators. His cupcake accident was also very notorious, so the people who didn't know him before that, surely know him now.
I just realize Bryant is big pussy irl. Most of his videos a larps as a badass including His "I shot the fucking dog". He wouldn't shoot the dog because he would shit himself when the owner calls the cops or protects his dog and the dog would attack him. Hell he wouldn't fight no one cause he go down like a sack of bricks.
 
Yesterday, diesel patches made a video going over edp's return that was taken down a bit for "harassment". Thankfully it's back up, but diesel still made a video going over it: YT Link PerserveTube

Here's a link to the archive of the video from yesterday, just in case it gets taken down again.

Also one of edp's defenders mentioned in the follow up video had a MLP profile pic. Just thought that was worth bringing up.
 
More and more videos about EDP's return to YouTube keep popping up on my feed. It'd be funny if he had the balls to respond, but he's a pussy, so he won't.

Anyway, Bryant posted two more videos, and his channel is nearing 3K subscribers. They're really not worth watching, but here they are anyway for archival sake.

In the first video, it looks like he's inside an empty cube or something.


Original title: 2003 Tim Duncan NBA All-Star Jersey Unboxing



Original title: Why All The Jalen Hurts Hate?

 
More and more videos about EDP's return to YouTube keep popping up on my feed. It'd be funny if he had the balls to respond, but he's a pussy, so he won't.

Anyway, Bryant posted two more videos, and his channel is nearing 3K subscribers. They're really not worth watching, but here they are anyway for archival sake.

In the first video, it looks like he's inside an empty cube or something.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PqGu3uY0abQ
Original title: 2003 Tim Duncan NBA All-Star Jersey Unboxing

2003 Tim Duncan NBA All-Star Jersey Unboxing.mp4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3YdbdoKPWys
Original title: Why All The Jalen Hurts Hate?

Why All The Jalen Hurts Hate?.mp4
What's the bandage on his arm about in the first video? I would assume it's related to the kidney failure but I'm not sure.
 
What's the bandage on his arm about in the first video? I would assume it's related to the kidney failure but I'm not sure.
It's in a weird spot. I've had many an IV inserted and they have always poked the underside of the forearm, right along the crook of the elbow. I have small veins so less experienced/patient nurses will sometimes poke the back of the hand w/ a butterfly syringe. I don't see anything vein-wise where his bandage is.

Bryant, nobody is signing your shit. You cancelled yourself with a stain that won't wash. Enjoy ripping off that bandaid, that tape will rip your skin off.
 
Bryant posted two new videos.

Why am I not surprised that this dumbass is getting scammed by OF e-girls?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5oZZw1ar7eU
Original title: My Experience Getting My CDL and Driving Trucks

My Experience Getting My CDL and Driving Trucks.mp4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nD-YOAPZXAQ
Original title: Scammed Out of $3.50

Scammed Out of $3.50.mp4
Go to dialysis Brian. Your jaundice eyes are comin back.

2nd video @ 2:40 what's that cut on his index finger?

You make an exception for boogie, right?
I don't follow cows that make me MATI, and there are plenty. I'm just to watch Bryant circle the drain.

That's kinda random
 
2nd video @ 2:40 what's that cut on his index finger?
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lol, good screenshot
Anyways, the video is like, local nigga sees the tip of the OF model iceberg.
His mind would be blown once he realizes agencies run numerous accounts to leech as much cash as possible from simps. A site like Simpcity has numerous threads where this topic of agencies comes up. Anyways, EDP simped. Never simp, folks.
 
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lol, good screenshot
Anyways, the video is like, local nigga sees the tip of the OF model iceberg.
His mind would be blown once he realizes agencies run numerous accounts to leech as much cash as possible from simps. A site like Simpcity has numerous threads where this topic of agencies comes up. Anyways, EDP simped. Never simp, folks.
He really needs to have that bandaged.

I love the irony in the previous video that he looks down on his manager for blowing money at casinos when he's blowing money on soft-core porn when he could get hardcore for free. Guarantee you after uploading that second vid he went right back and tossed her a twenty to see a nip slip.

Wait until he realizes OF whores have an army of third worlders to interact digitally with their subscribers in parasocial relationships. That hot big titted OF girl you DM on a daily basis? The one that has a sick uncle and she needs a quick $50 from you in exchange for tiddy meat? She's based in Ukraine. I mean he's based in Ukraine. (link)

Who am I kidding, It's EDP. He is incapable of learning. What simpleton thinks a woman will show off her fun parts for tree-fiddy? Absolute peanut head.
 
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lol, good screenshot
Anyways, the video is like, local nigga sees the tip of the OF model iceberg.
His mind would be blown once he realizes agencies run numerous accounts to leech as much cash as possible from simps. A site like Simpcity has numerous threads where this topic of agencies comes up. Anyways, EDP simped. Never simp, folks.
The guy who can name 300 porn stars it's here falling for the simp trap... At least he only spent 3 bucks, and not something like 3K as some porn addicted lunatics do.
 
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