Easiest way to skip the next 5 months?

[Blouie]

I was thinking of putting myself into a coma. Are there any easier ways to do this? I would like to wake up a few days before the 21st of July.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Massive amounts of high powered blotter acid and mescaline.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Game all day every day
If I do that until Summer I get fired and then I finally get to go home.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well @JethroTullamore s pfp holds the answer, doesn't it? Just chug it like water.

 

[Day Drinking]

I've been doing pretty well by mixing high amounts of whiskey with high amounts of THC. I've almost once even forget about the car and we went to bed but that's ok. Especially when crustaceans are in harmony about why what there.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Dance with a scarecrow or play the song of double time

 

[Ghost Mountain]

Weed definitely sped up time for me when I was on it. You'll watch a week go by in an instant.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Heroin

 

[Jyuu]

Perc30s and Oxy80s. Go down, don't come back up.

 

[Rozzy]

Hibernate in a large cardboard box with bedding.

 

[mister meaner]

Why do you need to skip time so much OP?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Why do you need to skip time so much OP?

His crush isn’t legal yet

 

[Blouie]

Why do you need to skip time so much OP?

To play Pikmin 4.

 

[mister meaner]

To play Pikmin 4.

Have you tried standing outside Nintendo HQ and hitting the “wait / rest” button and standing completely still for five months like you’re a Skyrim character

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Benzo binge