Easiest and fastest way to Kill yourself.
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It's easy.
Step one. Open up the Bible, New Testament, and read though all of it.
Step one. Open up the Bible, New Testament, and read though all of it.
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Find an approaching train.
Neck across rail.
Done.
Neck across rail.
Done.
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Arsenic.
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That's just messy.
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"Cleanest" wasn't in the OP.
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Feasible Choice: CO poisoning
Stupid but Effective Choice: Look up decompression chamber deaths, shit's instantaneous.
Stupid but Effective Choice: Look up decompression chamber deaths, shit's instantaneous.
Faye
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That's not fast or painless 80% of the time.
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Barrell roll off a bridge/building. Preferably a bridge so your body is eaten by crabs.
Faye
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TBH there is never a easy and fast way. All kinds of issues can happen for you to have a slow and painful death.
If you truly want a fast and easy death then move to Switzerland or Netherlands. There are hospitals and doctors that do Assisted suicide. For ppl with depression or mental illnesses I might ad.
If you truly want a fast and easy death then move to Switzerland or Netherlands. There are hospitals and doctors that do Assisted suicide. For ppl with depression or mental illnesses I might ad.
OC Donut Steel
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If you plan on necking yourself and leave some reference to the farm in your goodbye letter i will neck myself as well and haunt you in the afterlife. Dont even fucking think about it.
Otherwise go to your local trainstation and punch the biggest drug dealer you can find.
Otherwise go to your local trainstation and punch the biggest drug dealer you can find.
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Be a minority and get pulled over for a routine traffic stop.
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Go to a BLM protest dressed like this:
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Solución
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Thanks sugar tits I'll write the URL to your profile in shit on my wall before I down Cyanide.
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Set up a Twitter account with your real name and location, then start misgendering trannies.
Sodium nitrite. It's used to cull feral pigs in a relatively quick and humane manner, and it apparently works on humans as well.
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That's gay let me an hero in peace without bring this faggot moral shit in here.
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In all seriousness, nitrogen gas. It's easy to get and inhaling too much gives you a calm, painless death. You feel drunk, pass out, and never wake up. Plus, if you're inhaling through a mask, you can remove the mask at practically anytime, inhale oxygen, and you'll be pretty much fine. It's perfect for people who are afraid of pain and also think they may have regrets as their consciousness fades. You can literally buy it online.
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Pay a prostitute to do it.