E3 (but not really) 2022

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Hey, they're stealing stuff from Skyrim for their other games now.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

So, she has the powers of Gwen Tennison?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

It's nice to know that even without E3 game devs can shove out shitty fake scripted game dialogue.

 

[The Last Stand]

First rule, let the characters do the talking through themselves. Not through exposition. Didn't I see this game before at another showcase?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

The Bethesda chat is saying this looks like a 360 game lol

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Blitzsneed]

This one is going to bomb like Deathloop.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

It's nice to know that even without E3 game devs can shove out shitty fake scripted game dialogue.

The worst part is that it isn't scripted. They just put a timer in the game to make the characters spout horseshit now.

 

[CIS White Droid]

4-player horde shooters have been hackneyed since Left 4 Dead 2 came out.

 

[Point Man]

Rainbow Six Extraction L4D with vampires... Looks like ass. I also hate this fucking trailer with dialog, super annoying.

 

[The Last Stand]

They talk too much.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Shooting looks fine, but wish everyone could tone down the "quirkiness", it's a bit much.

 

[Miller]

The absolute state of Arkane... No wonder why Raphael left to create his own studio.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Strong female character has as fake of a voice as female IGN hosts. Ah here we go nigger rap.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Wow Redfall is even worse than I could've imagined. The enemy ai looks like dog shit even in this trailer, and magical psychic black teenage girl and her voice actor made a Burger King crown manifest on my head. Insufferable trailer with garbage music.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Getting Suicide Squad vibes from the music

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

This redfall game overstayed it's welcome. End it already.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

ENOUGH WITH THE NIGGER MUSIC

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Oh great, rapping in my zombie vampire game.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I was not expecting to see silksong. Now insufferable indie fans won't shut the fuck up about it.