E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

So about that New Nintendo Switch...

 

[HexFag]

SMT 5 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the most hyped I've been towards a game in forever good shit Nintendo.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I was hoping that the DK rumor would pan out, but that was a pretty good presentation all things considered.

 

[The Last Stand]

But Nintendo fans will still be disappointed. Because they're Nintendo consoomers.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

would love to see advance wars: days of ruin 2

 

[Radical Cadre]

No, I mean that stuttering noise. What was that?

I don't hear it. Can you timestamp me?

Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 - E3 Trailer

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 E3 Trailer on Nintendo Switch.BOTW 2 Trailer.

www.youtube.com

 

[nyess]

No Bayo 3 news, can't imagine why that would be the case (thanks square, you bunch of assholes)

No metroid prime 4, but a new 2D metroid game

Plenty of remasters and ports of good games, SMT V looks interesting, wario ware....

Smash surprising the hell out of me by putting in a new character from a series not fully represented (tho I thought heihachi was in the game as a mii costume or something. Whatever, it's not like the devs dont keep their word about what characters they put in)

Nintendo showing some new footage of botw2.

All in all, I'm fine with saying nintendo won this E3 much like I think they did last year. They honestly did better than I figured they would, which given everything prior is saying a lot

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

But Nintendo fans will still be disappointed. Because they're Nintendo consoomers.

Are you kidding me? Nintendo fans would get excited over a sock used to wipe up Reggie's cum if they sold it as a Limited Edition Nintendo Store Exclusive and argue how brilliant it was.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

NGL Melee counters were pretty OP in samus returns and badass, wish they had more than one uppercut animation for them.

 

[M3xus]

Wow. Looks like my Switch is getting some playtime soon.

 

[gaystoner]

The desperation of people trying to say the conference wasn't great. The fucking copium pumps overheating

They literally showed 'already announced' games but did it right. The mario golf features was awesome to show. Smash getting a new character and they highlighted an expansion pass. All of it made me excited for those games even if I wasn't interested in them.

best part? I didn't listen to a bunch of woke bullshit. I am no longer buying games from companies that make me sit through 'HURR DUUR SAMURAI IS HIPHOP CULTURE' banter. Fuck your game. Fuck your releases.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Theresa telling me not to sleep on those markers.

Anything you say.

 

[Lone MacReady]

would love to see advance wars: days of ruin 2

Yes please, with the original composer and actual orchestrated tracks, cause AW has always had good tunes, just shitty hardware.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

But Nintendo fans will still be disappointed. Because they're Nintendo consoomers.

Hit the nail on the head there, bud.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

"MUH WALKING ANIMATION" IS A SELLING POINT

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I don't hear it. Can you timestamp me?

Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 - E3 Trailer

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 E3 Trailer on Nintendo Switch.BOTW 2 Trailer.

www.youtube.com

Hang on, it might've just been my laptop acting up because I didn't hear it again when I played it back.

Sorry.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

The only disappointing thing from this direct is the lack of Kirby and pokemon news for me personally.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Is that a mother brain?

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Yes please, with the original composer and actual orchestrated tracks, cause AW has always had good tunes, just shitty hardware.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vH5-H3_5ISY

Would even tolerate FE waifu shit in a sequel (so one actually gets made). Thanks for bringing back great memories.

 

[Radical Cadre]

The only disappointing thing from this direct is the lack of Kirby and pokemon news for me personally.

Kirby didn't get thrown into the volcano so it's basically confirmation of a new Kirby game.