E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Bunny Tracks]

The RE8 bitches are not scary at all.

They are not.

Stop fucking lying.

 

[TVStactic]

"Why keep Ethan's face hidden?"

"HE'S A SELF-INSERT FOR FUCKING NEETS, DUH. ENJOY THE ENDLESS AMOUNT OF HOT BITCHES WE THROW AT HIM IN THIS HENTAI GAME."

"Don't you mean survival horror?"

"Survival horror?"

why E3 is trying to have a pseudo GDC presentation again?

Talking this much about fatherly love. Some of the staff must be seething.

no doubt, but since it's a gook they really can't do anything against him.
THE HOSTS WITH A POKER FACE IS FUCKING GOLD.

 

[Toolbox]

They've got two color variations of the mask too lmao

 

[Slimy Time]

"I had not played RE Village". These fucking gaming journalists...

 

[Bunny Tracks]

RE8 is not scary.

It's not scary.

Literally, the only thing scary about it is the fucking baby, and that's it.

Fuck off.

 

[Toolbox]

Razer's stupid wall charger they also announced is fucking sold out too

 

[CarlosDanger]

This has been an absolute trainwreck of an E3, and for E3 that means a lot.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

I can not buy any of this shit when it releases and make fun of both them and their poor selling agitprop on the internet. Then I can go play old games that are still good to this day. Costs zero dollars and makes their mental illness(es) flare up.

While I enjoy nostalgia fagging more than I probably should, I also enjoy playing new games too. I don't want to watch the future of video games get swallowed up in this shit while I retreat into games I've played dozens of times already.

 

[TVStactic]

Razer's stupid wall charger they also announced is fucking sold out too
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my bet is artificial scarcity. just like apple does.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm still pissed about the RE8 comments.

"We wanted to make them equal parts scary and bewitching."

Fuck off, you just made them hot so simps would buy the game. If you wanted to make them scary you would've made them actually look scary, and not hot, or you'd at least have made them look scary when they were fighting you.

 

[Grey Donovan]

RE8 is not scary.

It's not scary.

Literally, the only thing scary about it is the fucking baby, and that's it.

Fuck off.

Even the baby wasn’t really scary - just gross.

 

[Bumwine]

E3 2021: Freaks,Faggots,Drunks and Junkies

It's entertaining in a morbid way,but shit it's so cringy that hurts
Also Razer is a lolcow company and deserve a thread

Back to the liquor now

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Is Megan a troon? I can't tell.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I turned on E3 earlier in the day and it was just 4 or 5 women complaining about SJW shit. I just shut it off.

 

[Love Machine]

I'm still pissed about the RE8 comments.

"We wanted to make them equal parts scary and bewitching."

Fuck off, you just made them hot so simps would buy the game. If you wanted to make them scary you would've made them actually look scary, and not hot, or you'd at least have made them look scary when they were fighting you.

Something can be hot and scary

 

[Tism the Return]

Did any new games come out?

 

[TVStactic]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THE NEGRESS SAYING?
game development is literally masturbatory shit, if you suck the correct cocks then you'll go up, upset certain dicks and they will try everything they can to bring you down.
FUCKING HELL THIS MASTURBATORY SESSION IS GROSS.

 

[Toolbox]

my bet is artificial scarcity. just like apple does.

They really just want to be the Apple of gaming bullshit. I don't understand it.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Something can be hot and scary

Yeah, but they weren't fucking scary at all.

Oh yeah, I'm totally terrified of these hot women chasing me around this beautiful mansion while making suggestive comments towards me.

Fucking hell, man.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I'm still pissed about the RE8 comments.

"We wanted to make them equal parts scary and bewitching."

Fuck off, you just made them hot so simps would buy the game. If you wanted to make them scary you would've made them actually look scary, and not hot, or you'd at least have made them look scary when they were fighting you.

Lady D's literally so non-threating at first glance besides the big, meaty claws. RE is also so established at this point that you know she is going from coombait to monstrosity. The transformation isn't even scary, it's cool.

But the question remains. What is the perfect blend of hot and scary?

Nothing. Do not base your characters around oxymorons.