E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Bunny Tracks]

Wait.

>edgy names
>shitty pixel art
>ungodly amount of shooters
>pretentiousness

Guys.

I think we traveled back in time to 2006. That's the only explanation.

 

[TVStactic]

chernobyl lite.
again?
again?
F U C K!!

artsy game compilation inbound? please save me, anybody.

 

[Spirelord]

Wait.

>edgy names
>shitty pixel art
>ungodly amount of shooters
>pretentiousness

Guys.

I think we traveled back in time to 2006. That's the only explanation.

Well being sex negative is starting to get back into style... Is this Jack Thomson's revenge?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wait.

>edgy names
>shitty pixel art
>ungodly amount of shooters
>pretentiousness

Guys.

I think we traveled back in time to 2006. That's the only explanation.

Quick! Someone Warn Iwata!

 

[Cantercoin]

Chernobylyte is literally just stalker

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Wait, was that fucking Cthulhu in the sky at the end?

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Wait.

>edgy names
>shitty pixel art
>ungodly amount of shooters
>pretentiousness

Guys.

I think we traveled back in time to 2006. That's the only explanation.

Then go tell A&H to seppuku for a decade or or to make it historically accurate.

 

[Slimy Time]

>Click onto live stream of E3
>Full of faggotry
>Click out.
Yup, this should have died when Corona hit.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

A FUCKING MEAT BOY RIPOFF?!

>Oh, Look, Honey, I Joined a Cult


>Sea of Thieves ripoff

 

[verissimus]

ANOTHER top down 2D shooter.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Is this 2021 or the 1980s again?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wait.

>edgy names
>shitty pixel art
>ungodly amount of shooters
>pretentiousness

Guys.

I think we traveled back in time to 2006. That's the only explanation.

NOOOOOOO

I don't wanna watch Mitt Romney run for president again.

 

[Spirelord]

Did... Did the rip off fucking MYSIMS of EVERY SINGLE GAME IN EXISTENCE??? Fucking hell game development is dead.

 

[Wandering Lurker]

I know, it will be fun.

How bad does Nintendo have to be to not win automatically?

2 literally who anime swordsmen for Smash DLC, one of them is the surprise reveal at the end to cause a massive nuclear meltdown on every site rosterfagging for Crash/Rayman/whatever. No further fighters being added because Sakurai just wants a break.
No SMT V.
No Prime 4 or even just Prime Trilogy getting ported.
Mario & Rabbids 2 takes up at least a third of the direct.
Zelda Skyward Sword HD and some DLC for Hyrule Warriors 2 is all the Zelda we get this year. Also takes up a chunk of the direct.
They announce a new console being emulated for their shitty online service, its OG Gameboy only, color will be added later on.
Splatoon 3 gets another trailer but is still set to an indefinite 2022 window to pad for time
No Bayonetta 3.
Bunch of indie games being shown at the end but no Hollow Knight.

 

[Slimy Time]

Nothing is getting me excited here. Is it me getting older or am I going nuts. Who is going to buy this shit?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

 

[TVStactic]

Did... Did the rip off fucking MYSIMS of EVERY SINGLE GAME IN EXISTENCE??? Fucking hell game development is dead.

what i like about some indie devs is that they aren't pretentious. this E3 is however, this is what is making me unsettled. these games are supposed to be fucking flagships yet it's the same shit all over again.
there was even a fallout shelter copy/paste.
FUCK.
laura and troy don't make it ANY BETTER.
"stop motion"
oh great, another pretentious crap...

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Oh cool, Shelter's getting a seq-

*top-down RPG*

DAMN IT.

 

[Cantercoin]

I think this is hands down the worst E3 bar none

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

2 literally who anime swordsmen for Smash DLC, one of them is the surprise reveal at the end to cause a massive nuclear meltdown on every site rosterfagging for Crash/Rayman/whatever. No further fighters being added because Sakurai just wants a break.
No SMT V.
No Prime 4 or even just Prime Trilogy getting ported.
Mario & Rabbids 2 takes up at least a third of the direct.
Zelda Skyward Sword HD and some DLC for Hyrule Warriors 2 is all the Zelda we get this year. Also takes up a chunk of the direct.
They announce a new console being emulated for their shitty online service, its OG Gameboy only, color will be added later on.
Splatoon 3 gets another trailer but is still set to an indefinite 2022 window to pad for time
No Bayonetta 3.
Bunch of indie games being shown at the end but no Hollow Knight.

Pretty sure some people will be pissed if no Switch Pro reveal.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

2 literally who anime swordsmen for Smash DLC, one of them is the surprise reveal at the end to cause a massive nuclear meltdown on every site rosterfagging for Crash/Rayman/whatever. No further fighters being added because Sakurai just wants a break.
No SMT V.
No Prime 4 or even just Prime Trilogy getting ported.
Mario & Rabbids 2 takes up at least a third of the direct.
Zelda Skyward Sword HD and some DLC for Hyrule Warriors 2 is all the Zelda we get this year. Also takes up a chunk of the direct.
They announce a new console being emulated for their shitty online service, its OG Gameboy only, color will be added later on.
Splatoon 3 gets another trailer but is still set to an indefinite 2022 window to pad for time
No Bayonetta 3.
Bunch of indie games being shown at the end but no Hollow Knight.

TBF, Gameboy games would be right up Lulu's alley and the real benefit of Nintendo's vc content is Korone, Okayu or Lulu streaming it.