E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

[Rei is shit]

At least David Lynch is getting a paycheck and Watchdogs is finally a real video game. Everything else was awful.

Its not lynch, its david leitch ( john wick). fucking ubifrog pronounced it funny.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Yes, ever since motion controls died. E3 is only really good when it's a shitshow, so you can imagine how the late 2000's-early 2010's were crazy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fgJqliVWSSg
And here's the Konami 2010 conference, the apex of E3:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1vmrMAqeWM

Like I just want video games, I don't mind some crazy CG cutscene trailers if you show some kind of gameplay at some point. I don't mind people coming on stage and talking about the game and their vision. This is none of that, it is a bunch of dumb bullshit and a bunch of trailers not showing jack fucking shit. The saddest part is they're 1-2 hours long while Nintendo is generally over in an hour at best, so what is actually the point of anything? You make me sit around to see less than nothing for double the time.

 

[ProfDongs]

Its not lynch, its david leitch ( john wick). fucking ubifrog pronounced it funny.

What a fucking scam

 

[Zaragoza]

The only interesting thing was that watchdogs game

Sargon for DLC.

 

[JM 590]

Like I just want video games, I don't mind some crazy CG cutscene trailers if you show some kind of gameplay at some point. I don't mind people coming on stage and talking about the game and their vision. This is none of that, it is a bunch of dumb bullshit and a bunch of trailers not showing jack fucking shit. The saddest part is they're 1-2 hours long while Nintendo is generally over in an hour at best, so what is actually the point of anything? You make me sit around to see less than nothing for double the time.

 

[_blank_]

So, let's review...
Brexit: The Game
For Honor with Spoooooky Ghosts
Some 30 second watercolor trailer.
E3 2019 Proud Black Woman #342 presents Rollerball
Tom Clancy
Tom Clancy
Tom Clancy
annnnnd Tom Clancy.
Assassin's Creed has been regulated to a music number
Beyond Good and Evil 2 is MIA
The Crew? Fuck you.
Splinter Cell's only presence is in a mobile game.

Fuck, even the Just Dance number felt phoned in.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Ver archivo adjunto 794605

I love how close those dates are. Well hopefully Bowser does a good job in the coming years.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I can't wait to play as a hacking granny.

 

[Somar]

Has there been actually been a game announced this entire e3 that's set for release this year that isn't Just Dance?

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

If you can recruit everyone in Watchdogs Legion why does it say you have to find people?

And why can't you just recruit all the bad guys?

 

[Miller]

That Ubisoft conference was really bad. Watch_Dogs 3 looks awful (Dedsec is now an AI that can't stop talking to people?), Rainbow Six is ruined (Quarantine worked as a timed event in Siege but not as a proper Rainbow Six).
I'm glad that there's no new Splinter Cell game, the Tom Clancy brand has been abused way too much.

 

[Ali della Fenice]

For those who say that MS is better than sony, because tiddies:

old

new

and the usual people on twitter, doing better than they guys actually hired for the job.

 

[Dededon't]

Ver archivo adjunto 794605

I'm saddened at what Naughty Dog has become in recent years. Used to be one of my favorite video game companies as the creator of Crash Bandicoot and Jak & Daxter, but it's been taken over by the SJWs with a fixation on lesbians for some reason.

 

[ProfDongs]

I want to go back to a time where they did real press conferences for real people who play games.

 

[Rei is shit]

AMD in 7 mins. New GPU stuff and maybe their 16 core mainstream ryzen part.

AMD Next Horizon Gaming E3 2019

Join AMD President and CEO Dr. Lisa Su as she unveils details about upcoming products and innovations that will shape the future of gaming.

www.youtube.com

Spoiler

I hope its enough to make nvidia slash their prices so I can justify rtx

 

[Commander X]

So Watchdogs 3 is about a post-Brexit FASCIST UK where suddenly surveillance cameras are everywhere and freedom is outlawed.

Are the people that made this game fucking retarded? Wait, I forgot, the current CCTV surveillance state in Merry Olde England is good because it helps catch people who might have said no-no words, or be in possession of a butter knife without a loicense, or complain too loudly about law enforcement response to grooming gangs.

 

[UE 558]

I'm saddened at what Naughty Dog has become in recent years. Used to be one of my favorite video game companies as the creator of Crash Bandicoot and Jak & Daxter, but it's been taken over by the SJWs with a fixation on lesbians for some reason.

I think Uncharted 4 was their “fun” cutoff point, it and TLOU1 were allowed to be “gamey”, TLOU2 and onwards have to be big-brained psychological thrillers

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

Whose HYPED for uplay+

 

[UE 558]

Whose HYPED for uplay+

Is it like GamerGate 2?

 

[_blank_]

For those who say that MS is better than sony, because tiddies:

old

new
Ver archivo adjunto 794632


and the usual people on twitter, doing better than they guys actually hired for the job.

Ver archivo adjunto 794608

I'm just going to come out and say it: I fucking hate the new Battletoads art style. Hate. It.

It's like I remember going to some restaurant years and years ago and they made the best sandwiches. Then after being away for years I come back, expecting to find those same delicious sandwiches... and instead all they give me is bologna and Kraft singles.

Christ... I'm not going to say "urrr, muh childhood is ruined" but I am fucking sick of EVERY FUCKING single piece of popular media's sexuality being so watered down as to not offend Twitter-tards. Sure, we can show people having their heads blown off and people being being mutilated and misshapen by otherwordly demons, no problem. But if that woman has so much as a B-cup, well congratulations, you must be a rapist.

I want out of this clown car.