Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

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I was hoping for a more serious Dungeons and Dragons movie. But when the first notes of "Whole Lotta Love" Started, I knew they were going for a Thor: Ragnarok vibe.
 
Granted I haven't played DnD in 15-ish years, but the only things I recognized as DnD-y were the thiefling(which on second viewing is the owlback(?) thing, not a thiefling), the mimic and the gelatinous cube.
 
God this looks terrible. Like I get that they tossed a D&D coat of paint over a bad script, but man....this looks lame.
 
I expected it to look much worse. It looks like a run of the mill throw way action blockbuster right down to the humor but with a fantasy setting.
 
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Modern D&D is gay shit for fags, so I can confidently say this is the movie they deserve.

Chive Turkey dijo:
Because the last one did so well.

Is there even some grand D&D lore to hype and base a script on? I thought the whole point of the game was to build your own narrative within a very basic framework.
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No, they had all kinds of modules and shit with storylines.

But when the first notes of "Whole Lotta Love" Started, I knew they were going for a Thor: Ragnarok vibe.
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The vomiting dragon wasn't your first tipoff?
 
Just yesterday, I was pissing off D&D fans in KF chat by mentioning that this shit is on the horizon.
Looks like that awful Thor Ragnarok movie which is exactly what I was expecting.
I even called Chris Pine's character being mocked by his diverse posse.
 
Modern D&D is bastardization of more quality fantasy settings like Warhammer and Lord of the rings. This looks like it was made for the Tumblrites who make up the wast majority of visible online player base.
 
Evil Peter Griffin dijo:
What's with the trend for trailers to play old school rock songs and show all your characters being quippy? Is this the cancer of Marvel spreading?
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Essentially. My hypothesis is that once Guardians of the Galaxy was successful enough to spawn its own franchise, Hollywood realized they could make that same formula (classic rock, le quirky everyman, sassy entourage, adventures ensue) into an infinite number of derivative films designed to be screened to an army of soygoblins and then forgotten about forever. Credit where credit's due though, the redhead who can turn into the owlbear is pretty hot.
 
Fetish Roulette dijo:
Essentially. My hypothesis is that once Guardians of the Galaxy was successful enough to spawn its own franchise, Hollywood realized they could make that same formula (classic rock, le quirky everyman, sassy entourage, adventures ensue) into an infinite number of derivative films designed to be screened to an army of soygoblins and then forgotten about forever. Credit where credit's due though, the redhead who can turn into the owlbear is pretty hot.
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So it might end up as a mediocre Marvel movie instead of the piece of shit like the first one was. I don't know which is worse.
 
iirc there were a couple of direct-to-video movies after the one with Doctor Who and Riff Raff and a Lesser Wayanses
one was about an all evil-alignment party and I recall that it was kinda fun for a low budget thing
 
Don't forget to preorder your gelatinous cube action figure. Only $33.99! Cheap!

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