Dumb jokes - There is no humor here. Only bad puns.

[Stilgar of Troon]

I was gonna make a joke about school shootings but it seems a bit immature for here...

Maybe I should aim for a younger crowd?

 

[Krystal]

Please never do Holocaust jokes. They're not funny and your a cruel person.

Anne Frankly there's never a good set up or punchline.

 

[Dialtone]

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors instead of 4?"
"I don't know, why"
"Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan"
ba dum tss
it's a car joke because a coupe has 2 doors and sounds like coop
dummy

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

 

[A Grey Cat]

What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
A cab

 

[UnKillFill]

I was out walking the other night when I saw a homeless guy sleeping in the middle of the sidewalk. I considered pouring some soy sauce on the dude, but I decided not to. I don't like to kikkoman while he's down.

 

[jell0]

Made this one up and a bit of a power level.

My buddy Colin got hit by a truck and lost two legs..
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He's now a semi-colin.. I'll take my pieces and leave now :I

 

[Samir]

What does a duck give you after you eat it?

THE BILL

 

[jell0]

What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
A cab

 

[Cyclonus]

You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.

 

[jell0]

You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.

More useful than a one legged waitress at the
Ihop.

What's a ghosts' favorite rap track?
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Bad and BOO-jee

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[Cyclonus]

These jokes are like a children's cancer ward. They'll never get old.

 

[Cyclonus]

METAPOD used HARDEN.
METAPOD used HARDEN.
METAPOD used STRING SHOT.
METAPOD is sorry.
METAPOD usually lasts longer than that.
METAPOD used SLEEP.

 

[Fucktwat The Clown]

What’s the difference between a carrot and a hormone?
You can’t make a carrot moan.

what’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do you call a black guy on an airplane?

The pilot, you fucking racist!

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Perhaps I shouldnt, but...

Why shouldn't you start fights with ducks?

Cuz they Canard.

 

[I don't like jews]

Joe Biden's Circumcision Passport

 

[thegooddoctor]

Have you ever had sex while camping?
It’s fucking In tents.

 

[Firewater]

Wanna avoid dangerous cults? Just practice safe sects.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Here's grandpappy ricearoni's favorite joke he taught me when I was a kid
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

 

[Cyclonus]

There are 10 types of people in the world.

The ones who understand binary, and the ones who have sex.