Dumb Criminals Hate Thread

[Turkroach Couple]

What are the dumbest/funniest arrests/stories you've heard?

Nothing gross or despicable, just criminals getting BTFO by the strong arm of the law.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I think Moiscritikal has a lot of videos on those.

At this point it's a career path, reacting to idiots stealing for lemonade-stand pennies, figuratively speaking, in the most retarded ways possible.

 

[Popper Whiting]

This bitch always makes me laugh. I have seen this type of crazy before irl and fully empathize with airline staff and cops.