DSP's Thanksgiving Day Victimhood 2018 - A Holiday tradition

[James Smith]

Why wouldn't I want to listen to someone complain that they don't have enough on Thanksgiving?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I'm expecting him to use Tevin as a scapegoat or something.

 

[Comma]

DSP's is really getting people ready for the super important thing(s) he's going to address during Thanksgiving.

Quotes:
"We're nearing the end of the year: we're nearing a point where in the next 6 months basically a few things have to happen, in order for... well, I-I-I'm not going to spoil anything. But there may be some... necessary changes coming. I-I-I'll explain all of this on Thanksgiving, alright? Basically it's going to be pretty important."

Clip from the (currently still ongoing) pre-stream of Nov. 20th:

- necessary changes => ???
- in the next 6 months => (back)taxes?

 

[TyrasGuard]

DSP's is really getting people ready for the super important thing(s) he's going to address during Thanksgiving.

Quotes:
"We're nearing the end of the year: we're nearing a point where in the next 6 months basically a few things have to happen, in order for... well, I-I-I'm not going to spoil anything. But there may be some... necessary changes coming. I-I-I'll explain all of this on Thanksgiving, alright? Basically it's going to be pretty important."

Clip from the (currently still ongoing) pre-stream of Nov. 20th:
[MEDIA=streamable]tqzf7[/MEDIA]
- necessary changes => ???
- in the next 6 months => (back)taxes?

Honestly? The way he said that?
I'm sad i have to call it first.
The Khet is pregnant.
It's too late.
Run.

 

[Sparkletor]

Honestly? The way he said that?
I'm sad i have to call it first.
The Khet is pregnant.
It's too late.
Run.

Stupid trolls! Phil Jr. is not black! He's 100% Italian just like me!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I find it really baffling he's going to pull the begging shit on Thanksgiving of all days. Does he expect viewers are going to spend their day on Thanksgiving watching him or something?

 

[Haunter]

I'm thinking Phil's "DRASTIC" and "necessary changes" is dramatizing something meaningless, in the way he claims to have struggled to adapt to Twitch streaming versus playthroughs alone. He can feel like a big, strong, manly man without doing anything.

At this point, his ego is too fragile to let people know something is wrong and show some kind of weakness to haters (tevin). If he is telling his fans something personal that he needs help with it must be really really so bad that he'll take the ego hit.

Strangely, Phil will neglect his Ego worship for victimhood. For instance, he told his sort-of IRL friend TheAireaidLord that he'd been in a crippling car accident and had been awarded money from a settlement. Phil could have instead told him that he earned that money with his successful Youtube channel. He needs to feel worthy of being cared for. I imagine there's more assurance in appealing to the sympathy of others than fooling yourself into believing your a big, strong, manly man.

It’s the trolls fault for exposing him, if he never got all those free newsletters the IRS would’ve never investigated his write offs for something he says ISN'T A BUSINESS.

He put no effort into that "they signed me up for every free business magazine and that's why the government noticed me" thing. It was such a terrible lie. The Washington State Department of Revenue's "Voluntary Disclosure Program", which as far as I understand Phil was likely brought under, can discover unregistered businesses "through the Department’s normal investigation, examination, or audit procedures..."

 

[Sparkletor]

Strangely, Phil will neglect his Ego worship for victimhood. For instance, he told his sort-of IRL friend TheAireaidLord that he'd been in a crippling car accident and had been awarded money from a settlement. Phil could have instead told him that he earned that money with his successful Youtube channel.

I believe Phil told Aireaid Lord this story, but I believe this story itself is a lie. Has DSP ever confirmed it in a vlog or ask the king?

Aireaid is not someone like John Rambo. I think he spent a few hours with Phil at a Too Many Games convention, filmed a short "haul" video with him, and visited the Connecticut condo once. He had limited interactions with Phil and probably didn't know how full of shit Phil is all the time. Rambo and Howard have explained how Phil would make up lies, and they probably saw him more often than anyone but Leanna or Kat.

 

[slacktauren]

Could be something mundane like give paymetons more power to get that juicegrinder going again.

 

[harbinger]

DSP's is really getting people ready for the super important thing(s) he's going to address during Thanksgiving.

Quotes:
"We're nearing the end of the year: we're nearing a point where in the next 6 months basically a few things have to happen, in order for... well, I-I-I'm not going to spoil anything. But there may be some... necessary changes coming. I-I-I'll explain all of this on Thanksgiving, alright? Basically it's going to be pretty important."

Clip from the (currently still ongoing) pre-stream of Nov. 20th:
[MEDIA=streamable]tqzf7[/MEDIA]
- necessary changes => ???
- in the next 6 months => (back)taxes?

Honestly? The way he said that?
I'm sad i have to call it first.
The Khet is pregnant.
It's too late.
Run.

Oh god, it’s the Pighorse of the Apocalypse as foretold by the ancient, extinct peoples of... wherever.

Kat’s appeared to put on weight in her most recent appearance during Halloween. There’s been talk of a possible engagement in the last few months. Now talk of something needing to change in the next 6 months...

 

[Slander Man]

I know this has been discussed before but I just can't figure out what it is with Phil and Thanksgiving. Just going back and listening to John talk about his weird obsession with the holiday and acting shady has really piqued my curiosity. Did he have some traumatic experience in his past? Just listen again to John talk about it

This was 3 years ago with the unfollow incident happening the year before that on thanksgiving as well. Wtf is it with Thanksgiving and Phil?

 

[Haunter]

This was 3 years ago with the unfollow incident happening the year before that on thanksgiving as well. Wtf is it with Thanksgiving and Phil?

I'm sure we'll never know. I doubt Phil's even aware of this relationship he has with Thanksgiving.

Maybe his parents were often fighting, terrifying the young Phillium. During a Holiday, these tensions could become exacerbated, especially around the dinner table, the Thanksgiving center piece. For Christmas, the holiday Phil loves, the focus on the familial in-fighting was distracted with the youthful expectation of presents.

Maybe Phil didn't grow up with an extended family that would make Thanksgiving feel like the special event enjoyed by others. While holiday well-wishes were being exchanged over social media, Phil felt left out, so he'd invent situations (negative situations, the only kind he can invent) to give the holiday an emotional "weight" he sees in others but doesn't feel himself.

Maybe it's a combination of these. Or maybe he's just a psychopath. Who knows :/

 

[Fuckyoudad]

@Haunter

Phil's possible Thanksgiving trauma revealed (def nsfw)

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

I can't wait what nonsense Phil will pull out of his ass this year.

At least he seems to be making a bigger production out of this years Beggamenia event.

King Phil will give a speech about the state of the stream. In which he will tell us all about how youtube and curse have screwed him. How the evil detractors lead by tevin are stealing viewers and interactions from him. Which will lead to his epic foolproof plan how to make everything better. He will finish his speech, by thanking his viewers for not doing everything they can to help him and remind them of #savethehouse. At the end the crowd will chanting and cheering the king, while they shower him with tips and bits.

Must see TV

 

[thebonesauce]

Oh god, it’s the Pighorse of the Apocalypse as foretold by the ancient, extinct peoples of... wherever.

Kat’s appeared to put on weight in her most recent appearance during Halloween. There’s been talk of a possible engagement in the last few months. Now talk of something needing to change in the next 6 months...

Oh my god no! Kat, if you’re reading this, throw yourself down a flight of stairs! You don’t know what you’re doing!

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm sad i have to call it first.
The Khet is pregnant.

She's surely not, but it would be hilarious to see Phil dropping 50-BEGGATON bombs on stream every day for the next 9 months, buying baby furniture and clothing and whatnot... only for the kid to come out black.

 

[Authentic Sauce]

Is it possible that the mystery illness was depression and he already played that card?

He has mentioned two doctors appointments since the depression thing so I think he still has something health related he could drop. Prior to this he never mentioned going to a doctor since the gout, at least that I can remember. Doctor talk was always rants about how bad his insurance was and how expensive his gout experience was.

- necessary changes => ???
- in the next 6 months => (back)taxes?

April 15 is about 6 months away so going with that for the timeline. I think the changes will be retreads of last Hardcore Begging Season, might have to sell the house and move back to CT, maybe try to paywall something else, really need your help this time for real. If things are real bad maybe he'll suggest Kat might need to get job number 3.

 

[thebonesauce]

She's surely not, but it would be hilarious to see Phil dropping 50-BEGGATON bombs on stream every day for the next 9 months, buying baby furniture and clothing and whatnot... only for the kid to come out black.

Could you imagine? All this time she’s been playing the long con and has been trying to pin a baby on Phil. Then end up on Maury because he believes it’s his baby even though it’s a very tanned baby.

 

[actually]

I said this on my twitter and say it again.

THANKSGIVING IS NOT THE TIME TO DO BEGGING!!!
He should be thankful for his fans, maybe do a giveaway or sthing... but he lives in an opposite world. He thinks that its the time for his fans to thank him for his effort and work and shower him with money.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! HE got boring a few weeks ago but this did ignite the fire and hate in me. Makes me mad even.

Remember fam, don't let it piss you off too much. Not worth exerting the emotional effort. Also, consider that there's a good chance he won't get anywhere near as much as he did last year, for the reasons below.

Honestly? The way he said that?
I'm sad i have to call it first.
The Khet is pregnant.
It's too late.
Run.

This is a possibility, but I frankly don't think he would have been able to hold off this long. As pointed out above, April 15th is ~6 months from now, and he's probably going to use "I'd have to SELL MUH HOUSE (CAHNDO)" again. Except this time he's had a visibly good year through Tut, he's had Kat's income there the whole year, and he hasn't had any surprise money sinks a la the back state taxes.

 

[thebonesauce]

Remember fam, don't let it piss you off too much. Not worth exerting the emotional effort. Also, consider that there's a good chance he won't get anywhere near as much as he did last year, for the reasons below.



This is a possibility, but I frankly don't think he would have been able to hold off this long. As pointed out above, April 15th is ~6 months from now, and he's probably going to use "I'd have to SELL MUH HOUSE (CAHNDO)" again. Except this time he's had a visibly good year through Tut, he's had Kat's income there the whole year, and he hasn't had any surprise money sinks a la the back state taxes.

Oh ye of little faith! If there’s one thing Phil does very well, it’s frivilously spending money. 6 months could be the due date and he’s been quiet because of delusional denial but wasn’t planning on this. He waited for thanksgiving to drink the well dry.