DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

[WutangLee]

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I think it's cause he has a friendly doughy look to him. We all know he grew that beard to hide the double chin, why even bother with it.

 

[PieceofShet]

Probably

He was referencing this post from earlier.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

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[PieceofShet]

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Wtf

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Phil Factor]

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I know this is a hair thread but I always appreciate a flabby flex to boot.

Maybe it's the angle but his arm looks a little thicker in this still, although the goatee is experiencing more than a touch of gray.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil's last haircut was two months ago. Expect a dedicated day off to see the hair stylist soon.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Phil's last haircut was two months ago. Expect a dedicated day off to see the hair stylist soon.

Maybe that's the pahztiv announcement. He's finally getting a day off to get a haircut.

 

[GigaOPC]

Maybe that's the pahztiv announcement. He's finally getting a day off to get a haircut.

Or his mom felt so bad about parting his hair as a kid she's paying for hair plugs or Propecia

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil CM punk dropped that hairstyle a long time ago. I think phil actually looked better with his shaved/buzzed hair back in day. Also surprised Kat doesn't tell him to fix his hair.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil CM punk dropped that hairstyle a long time ago. I think phil actually looked better with his shaved/buzzed hair back in day. Also surprised Kat doesn't tell him to fix his hair.

What? Kat loves his hair! She tells him this during the two hours a day they spend together watching Netflix and not looking at each other.

 

[Wurstbrot]

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[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[This comment matters]

What? Kat loves his hair! She tells him this during the two hours a day they spend together watching Netflix and not looking at each other.

Yeah dood! His hair is full, thick, and robust!

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[SowonNation]

This one's for you, @EmperorGoutatine

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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This one's for you, @EmperorGoutatine

He's desperately trying to hide the receding around his temples by styling his hair a certain way. it's probably much worse. Probably reaches more then halfway across his cranium.

 

[Schmeckel]

Dude seriously just needs to give up the grease charade and buzz his fuckin' hair, already. His hair stylist probably has to wear those full-arm insemination gloves just to prevent her arms from cross-contamination. With all the money problems he allegedly has, he could easily save some Taco Bell money by just using a beard trimmer on his dome once every couple of weeks. Even though he'd look like a toe with a plantar wart, he'd look marginally better without the FULL LUSCIOUS FULL ITALIAN hair he has now.

 

[JackDavis]

DSP is almost 40, I'm estimating at least 50% of men start balding by then.
If he had a sense of humor and wasn't in denial about his hair, he could have a lot of fun with it like Asmongold does.
Compare DSP's stupid pissiness with this banter between Asmongold, Mcconnell and Esfand. I was cracking up throughout this 80 minute hair segment.