DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

[hector85]

Phil is graying, patchy chinned, and disgusting.

Spoiler: Disgusting Motherfucker

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all the stress of having to play vidya for 5 hours a day in PJs has not been kind to the pig.

 

[Corpun]

Thanks Tevin!

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Just shave your head Phil, this is getting stupid.

 

[myone]

That's norwood 4-5, right? difficult to judge how substantial the comb over is

Spoiler: robust italian grease

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Saw this again from the TV breaking panic stream..

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Saw this again from the TV breaking panic stream..
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He's like one of those flash fabric tarps they put up when taking school pictures, look at that white. That hairline is less of a widows peak and more of a widows summit, holy shit. His hairline isn't recededing, its straight up routed.

 

[Whaler]

It's hard to believe this faggot spends a bunch of money getting his hair cut just so he can grease it and comb it backwards to cover up his bald patches.

 

[Freebird]

 

[Super Dent Head]

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Hitler Youth haircut yet again. He must be seeing a white supremacists hair dresser.

 

[Corpun]

Hitler Youth haircut yet again. He must be seeing a white supremacists hair dresser.

I bet he walks by the local synagogue and goes, "Hello Jew ACKACKACKACKACK."

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Hitler Youth haircut yet again. He must be seeing a white supremacists hair dresser.

I bet he walks by the local synagogue and goes, "Hello Jew ACKACKACKACKACK."

Well it was a haircut favoured By Horst Wessel another enjoyer of jew jokes so it makes all sorts of sense.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Thanks Cheresa!

 

[clothes in my closet]

 

[Corpun]

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Hair is clinging on there with how much he pulls that comb over back.

 

[Dona Morte]

Time to pay respects to all the little follicles.
They tried to grow.
They got greased.
They got pulled.
In the end they perished.

Rest well little hair buds.
Rest well.

 

[Fapcop]

Hairplug fundraiser starts after tax season is over.

“Guys… I hate to make this REEENERGENCY stream but I REALLY need your help! *BEG-SNORT* It turns out that the IRS calculated mah tahxes wrong so I owe them an additional TEN THOUSAND! Government amirite? Tuh-huh-huh Lazy idiots just sitting on their facking asses and being WRONG! Anyways, I really need you guys to step up, right? *SNORT!*”

He really looks a lot better with buzzed hair and a clean shave. Kinda Private Pyle-ish with how doughy he is, but his face would be a vast improvement. But, he won't buzz his head again cause it would totally reveal the budding bird's nest on the top of the gout dome.

The problem with shaved Phil, is that it reveals his very Polish chin. Or lack of same.

 

[myone]

uh oh:

Spoiler: it's all gone

DSP Re-ACKS to the news:

 

[clothes in my closet]

uh oh:

Yeah he was looking bald af today

 

[UncleTusky]

Yeah he was looking bald af today

His hair wasn't as greasy during the begathon yesterday (26 August) but you could still see his bald spot:



Based on what we've seen he is probably in late stage 4 or mid-late stage 5 on the Norwood Scale, there is probably a tuft of hair right next to his forehead that is being used to cover up a huge chunk of hair that is thinning/gone.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Motherfucker got Japan on his head.

Japs fucking with him ever since Evo 2005.