DSPahsitiv - Everyone is good at something.

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He's a very tenacious person when it comes to video games. If his exceptional strategy doesn't work the first 50 times, then by God he will try it another 50. The amount of games that he has managed to brute force to the end without developing any actual skill at their mechanics is frankly astounding.
 
He's mastered the skill of talking about himself for hours instead of doing what people are paying him for.
 
I'll fully admit some of his early playthroughs when he didn't give a shit were pretty good. He didn't take anything seriously and thus this man bumbling through a game was entertaining. When he couldn't figure out shit he'd laugh, bitch, and rage about the game. When the player is having a fun time, the audience most likely will have a fun time.

Now he just stares blankly at stream chat and it's all about being a serious gamer.

Poorly Cookin' with the King was also gold, there is nothing more entertaining than some guy fucking up the simplest thing. It's almost art.
 
His way of speaking and phrases he uses are so good people won't stop quoting them. The man is a living meme generator.
 
Earlier I brought up how some way folks will keep giving him money. I mean the Mario Sunshine debacle is one if , anyone else did this how many folks would instantly stop ? Yet somehow folks keep going with him , as he keeps delaying that game. And even now I even doubt it will be played come Feb.
 
I suppose he makes some good mindless background noise if I want to playthrough a game I've already beat like DS3 or Bloodborne. Sometimes I'll watch a tihydp while playing a game because I couldn't find anything better to have on in the background.
 
His WWE playthroughs can be entertaining when he moves past his stupid jokes and talks about the wrestling business. He's a smart mark but he's certainly not the worst one out there.
 
Even its entirely through sheer infamy, being on YouTube for over a decade is no easy feat.

Much bigger channels with more talent have fallen on the wayside, but Phil still hangs on by sheer will and desperation.
 
He's good at making himself sound good. If you just watch his streams without doing any research, he seems like he's just some innocent guy being "bullied" online.
 
Phil cannot be killed, he cannot be stopped, he cannot be tamed. The mere fact that a youtube let's player from 2008 continues to exist in a flabby spectral form on twitch is astounding. He is the opposite of every other popular streamer. He's good at nothing. He speedruns nothing. He doesn't do reviews really, his edited kahntent is garbage. His greatest self-touted accomplishment is being a fourth place fighting game player. It does not matter. Still they watch.

He's so out of touch with popular culture that just him knowing how to use a stream goes against every expectation. He's a nearly 40 year old loud mouthed greasy fat man who has driven some of his fans to RUIN extracting their money and they THANK HIM FOR IT.

Phil has more hustle than almost any person you will ever meet. He's a total moron. He lives in a vacuum sealed lie, in the middle of a completely self-constructed social realm that he is the actual lord and savior of. None of it makes any fucking sense but Phil does not care! He doesn't! You can dox, him, swat him, ignore him, make forums and four thousand hours of youtube content about him, build an internet career off of mocking him, and it doesn't fucking matter. Phil cannot be stopped.

At some point, almost everyone on this forum, I GUARANTEE YOU, has thought about what it must be like to make that much money doing nothing. I respect him for how much he does not fucking care about anything. He's like early era Chris Chan on pure speed. You can drive a car through this man's life and HE DOES NOT CARE. He'll say he does! He'll make money by pretending to! But he doesn't! He doesn't care!

It's fucking wild, man. It blows my balls off.
 
Phil is like a bad movie. When he understands that he is what he is he can sometimes be entertaining. When he takes himself too seriously there is no entertainment to be had because it's painful to watch.
 
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