DSP VS Nikocado Avocado.

[Epic Fail Man]

Who would win a fight to the death?

 

[Jason Wynn]

DSP by default. Nikocado would be too busy crying to fight

 

[fartsnstuf]

Pigroach would outlive Nikocado by not having a colossal heart attack

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

DSP is immortal and cannot be killed

 

[Thumb Butler]

DSP will win even if he doesn't show up (he won't).

 

[Spatula]

Nikocado will roll over DSP and it's over

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

#DSPalwayswins

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

One gets ass fucked without douching and squeals like a piggy

The other is a douche who fucks but only in his dreams

 

[Prosopagnosia]

My money is on DSP, but it he falls to the ground he is dead. Niko will crush him with this weight and rape him while streaming a Mukbang.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Dsp on account that he can probably see his toes

 

[TurdFondler]

I feel like Nik has an unfair advantage in grappling with men. DSP has the weight disadvantage too. It would be a close one, DSP would have the advantage initially but Nik would panic shart from his blown out asshole at some point and it would throw DSP off enough to break his hold. Once he's got DSP pinned, it's over.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Pigroach always win. Nikocado won't stand against him because he has his shitstained asshole sit in one room crying and too busy doing mukbang videos to fight against DSP in a fistfight, or whatever kind of fight that fits with it.

 

[MooseGump]

Nikocado has the unfair advantage of the walmart scooter but DSP could wait for his asshole to let loose

 

[TurdFondler]

Nikocado has the unfair advantage of the walmart scooter but DSP could wait for his asshole to let loose

Good point, good point

Does DSP have chat helping him? If he did, chat would tell him to dodge until the scooter's batteries ran flat. Otherwise I feel DSP would try to flip the moving scooter and put his back out. Bugged mechanics, nothing I could do...

 

[millais]

It would be an even fight unless the Pigroach was armed with his trusty home defense hatchet.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fight over food? Crybavacado
fight over money? DSP

 

[MidUSA]

They would just pretend to scheadule a fight, but then walk out and do DX crotch-chops