Drunken Shower

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UsedUp

I am neger psykolog
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Not even because you threw up all over yourself but just because you're wasted and decided to have one at that very moment.
 
I take my nightly shower booze or no.
But there was one time I slipped in the shower and landed ass first on the bathtub spout, breaking it off the wall it the process.

It hurt a lot and for weeks.
Every single fucking time. "Oh... Umm... I slipped in the shower and it just went up my ass and then got stuck! Yeah, that's it. It was unintentional. I don't normally stick plumbing fixtures up my ass."
 
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