Drunk / High Thread

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I've been laughing hysterically at this picture for far longer than is necessary.

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My poor fiancé is probably wishing he could cast a silence spell on me right now.
 
Marvin dijo:
Oh man, what the shit.

I clogged up a bowl with resin to the point where it killed the airflow. I've never done this before. No wonder I wasn't getting any smoke last night, it had zero airflow.

Mystery solved then.

I need to schedule a pipe cleaning day, it seems.
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Just let it soak in rubbing alcohol overnight, the resin will come out easily the next day. Use everclear if you're willing to part with it. Any organic solvent will do, but alcohol isn't exactly toxic.

I just bought some shit at a dispensary yesterday called platinum valley headband. It's a sativa hybrid, probably a local strain. It's going to help me beat this jaguar asshole boss in Guacamelee.
 
Marvin dijo:
Oh man, what the shit.

I clogged up a bowl with resin to the point where it killed the airflow. I've never done this before. No wonder I wasn't getting any smoke last night, it had zero airflow.

Mystery solved then.

I need to schedule a pipe cleaning day, it seems.
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I had a college roommate who had this obnoxiously large bowl. He'd always bring it everywhere hoping people would smoke it so it could collect resin. Then when the day finally came he'd pop a bunch of adderall and spend hours scraping every last smudge of resin out with a paperclip. Then he'd smoke the resin.
 
Zeorus dijo:
Which lolcow would be funniest when smashed?
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One of the edgelords, like Springtrapp. Nothing funnier than a drunk who thinks they're tough shit.
Also, tonight was a Rumplmintz night. I don't usually drink that kinda stuff, but it's a fun change. It is a good deal more potent than expected.
What libations are my fellow kiwis enjoying on this lovely Friday night?
 
I just smoked like two bowls out of a Pepsi can, lol.
Sitting in a chair on my computer has never been so engaging before!
 
So I'm infusing Stolichnaya vodka with kiwi fruit. When I was at my brother's house last week he and his friends were complaining that there was no good-tasting liquor in the house to drink. They had beer, but they're avoiding that because they currently dieting and exercising. But they always like getting drunk at social events. So since one of the friends said his favorite fruit is kiwi and liquor has a decent alcohol to calorie ratio, I'm infusing the fruit into the vodka for this week's get-together. Wish me luck on this experiment!
 
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so recently a new distillery opened up right near the closest booze shop in my inconveniently placed area. finally tried their vodka - it's AMAZING. 750ml, $34 on sale, but really it's worth every penny. i'll try their gin next. maybe eventually the price will go down.

so apparently around here, some rich piece of shit bought up all the liquor licenses and is selling them at insane prices. apparently LIQUOR licenses are a finite resource, even though they're just fuckin PRINTED and not something you earn through taking a test, you fuckin purchase them.

argh blarg blarg.

anyway i'll just get drunk in the forest tomorrow.
 
0.5oz Triplesec
1.5oz Vodka
1.0oz Midori (I bought Midori, for some strange reason)
5 Raspberries
Juice of 1/2 lemon
Ice
Club soda

Add lemon juice and raspberries to tumbler. Muddle. Add ice. Add alcohols. Shake well. Double strain into glass over ice. Top with club soda.
 
I got a new bowl and it reminds me of those polka dot monsters from Pikmin. Now time to break it in.
 

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Just got 4g of Time Warp that we're gonna smoke out on the in-laws' boat tomorrow. Weather forecast says it'll be 80s and sunny tomorrow so it'll be a good day for swimming. :)

In the meantime we probably gonna polish off the Mean Misty tonight while I try to get as much homework done as I can tonight so that I can maybe get in some Binding of Isaac.
 
The catnip didn't start taking effect until just under an hour before I planned on going to bed, and that's kind of a bummer. On the bright side, at least I'll probably be sleeping pretty well tonight.
 
I did shrooms this weekend after having not done psychs in the past eight months. I was a little uncertain going in because of a particularly nasty acid trip gave me flashbacks whenever I smoked weed for the following couple of weeks. There was no such fear in this trip. I spent most of the time by myself, and really reflected on much of my life as I stared at the sunset in the nearby park. It had all the serenity and joyfulness of my first time with no anxiety involved. I'm still not going to mess around with synthetic psychedelics, but I definitely do not regret this experience.

And for the record, I did NOT piss my pants.:jacepout:
 
after saving up and paying all my credit card debt off i decided to treat myself to buying two ounces. gonna bake this weekend and im so excited!!!

im making stoneriffic blueberry almond tarts and scooby snacks (like puppy chow???) all loaded up with delicious, delicious weed. i have enough to make a profit and get super stoned. fancy edibles go for a lot here. :ween:
 
I'm drinking my favorite stand-by hard liquor: The Kraken Rum.

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I first tried this rum shortly after my 21st birthday. I first made cocktails with it using coffee creamer and milk because that was all I had, but it was still tasty as fuck. On my 22nd birthday, I drank a handle of this stuff with a couple friends and we had some fun times watching movies and swapping stories.

Currently, I am drinking it with generic diet cola and a wedge of lime.

In short, I enjoy this liquor because I like the taste and it makes me feel nostalgic.
 
Miraak dijo:
after saving up and paying all my credit card debt off i decided to treat myself to buying two ounces. gonna bake this weekend and im so excited!!!

im making stoneriffic blueberry almond tarts and scooby snacks (like puppy chow???) all loaded up with delicious, delicious weed. i have enough to make a profit and get super stoned. fancy edibles go for a lot here. :ween:
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This site is great for cooking with weed, I just wish I had enough money to waste trying some of these things out.

http://www.thecannabist.co/category/food/recipes/
 
dabluearmedbandit dijo:
This site is great for cooking with weed, I just wish I had enough money to waste trying some of these things out.

http://www.thecannabist.co/category/food/recipes/
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Bookmarked.

Although, to be honest, I'm not terribly impressed by the really fancy weed food. Like, it looks and sounds delicious, but to me, I love to enjoy delicious food after I'm high. Using delicious food to get high seems like a waste of delicious food. Getting high, waiting a bit and then enjoying some delicious food is way better to me.

Like, I love to get stoned, wait 20 minutes, and then get some fried chicken.
 
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