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After two months of sobriety I decided I was going to enjoy some good cheap beer. Half way to drunk and don't quite know if I should go all the way or try and not give myself a hangover tomorrow.
 
I woke up and it was raining, so instead of mowing my lawn I decided to wake and bake. I was too stoned to drive and now I can't go to the store and all thats n my fridge is some beer and icecream. So im going full Workaholics today and having beer and ice cream fro breakfast.

And im trying to talk in chat but by the time i finish typing and proofreading my hilarious joke its already scrolled half a page and no one is talking about the same thing anymore :sighduck:
 
Since I'm on standby for work (as in I don't have to come in unless someone else calls out tomorrow), I got myself good and buzzed off that blueberry vodka, and hopefully this salad of Blue Dream and Sweet Afghani Delicious will help me get to sleep tonight since I forgot to pick up melotonin.

Looking forward to a good wake amd bake tomorrow though.
 
Anathe dijo:
Strawberry vodka is disgusting to sip.
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I don't drink flavored vodkas at all. I'm always expecting them to be saccharine and nasty. And my expectations are always correct.

Heh, one time my sister had me buy her booze, and she wanted something gross like strawberry Burnett's. Y'know, that cheap, plastic bottle stuff. Oh, college students :roll:
 
It was Smirnoff. Admittedly, the Smirnoff vanilla wasn't too bad, which gave me weird expectations of the vanilla. Maybe I'll make my own sometime...
 
Drinking bud light alone at a chain restaurant because I walked out on my heartsweet after a fight and was too proud to go back.
The saddest part is that I don't like bud light. I hate it.
Edit: ended up double fisting (get your head out of the gutter) a Long Island and a beer so it worked out. Heartsweet and I reconciled. I think it was because of the Long Island
 
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Tonight is Gallo Family chardonnay, in a single serve bottle. I don't like chardonnay.
Later tonight will be vodka mixed into some blackberry sparkling drink I bought at the dollar store.
This weekend will be a lot of wine. Possibly whiskey.
 
Bronchitis that Lingers dijo:
What's your favorite wiiiiine
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Cherry wine. But it has to be the right cherry wine. If I can't get my hands on that, cabernet sauvignon.

I'm also a total diva and love sparkling wines of any kind. Spumante or cherry wine from my favorite winery are my top choices, but those are hard to come by.

I'm so white.
 
Anathe dijo:
Cherry wine. But it has to be the right cherry wine. If I can't get my hands on that, cabernet sauvignon.

I'm also a total diva and love sparkling wines of any kind. Spumante or cherry wine from my favorite winery are my top choices, but those are hard to come by.

I'm so white.
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Hey there is NOTHING wrong with sparkling wines you rock that shit
 
Oh man, what the shit.

I clogged up a bowl with resin to the point where it killed the airflow. I've never done this before. No wonder I wasn't getting any smoke last night, it had zero airflow.

Mystery solved then.

I need to schedule a pipe cleaning day, it seems.
 
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