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I wrote an alcohol misuse screening protocol for class. While tipsy. And revised it while drunk. I win class. My group is useless except for the hot sorority girl. God I'm irresponsible. Shots and homework are always a good idea.
 

4:20 on a weeknight is still 4:20 <3

Edit: Apparently I'm not the only one:

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Marvin dijo:
Also, I'm abstaining from smoking reefer to reduce my tolerance. I'm getting ready for the high holy day on monday. I'm going to take the day off because it's a holiday.
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Me: Now let's see how far my tolerance has dropped...
*takes a break to toke and sit there*
Me: A lot.
 
I'm doing a stoner movie marathon for 4/20. Right now I'm watching Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Later I'm going to white castle and then I'm going to my favorite headshop which is having a sale. I also saved the last of my brownies for today and ate both and I'm smoking so I'm pretty spaced. Unfortunately the weather sucks but its still a good day so far. Happy 4/20 Everybody!
 
Tails dijo:
I'm doing a stoner movie marathon for 4/20. Right now I'm watching Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Later I'm going to white castle and then I'm going to my favorite headshop which is having a sale. I also saved the last of my brownies for today and ate both and I'm smoking so I'm pretty spaced. Unfortunately the weather sucks but its still a good day so far. Happy 4/20 Everybody!
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So you're going to watch one movie in a marathon?
 
Bogs dijo:
So you're going to watch one movie in a marathon?
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I already watched half baked, a Doug Benson standup special, and Cheech and Chongs up in smoke. When I get back later I'm going to watch reefer madness and word on the street is a bonus stoner movie may end up the cytube tonight.
 
I finally feel recovered from Bicycle Day and now I can't find my damn dab pen, this is bullshit! Ah well at least I can toke the good green stuff anyway. I hope that thing turns up though, those doodads aren't cheap.
 
sm0t dijo:
I had to spend 10 hours at school today (why isn't 4/20 a national holiday yet? *yawn*)
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Because Hitler's birth, the BP oil spill and Columbine all happened on 4/20. Oklahoma City bombing was 4/19 and uncomfortably close. ( yes I'm fun at parties)
 
TheProdigalStunna dijo:
real talk though, robotripping was easily the dumbest drug-related thing I've ever done. A really unpleasant time physically and mentally.
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Yeah disassociative drugs like DXM are generally not a good time, or at least are volatile and definitely not for everyone. My experiences with disassociation have been very unpleasant. I have no fucking clue why K is so popular except that it apparently makes whatever else you're on way more intense. People in the K-hole mostly seem to be forgetful zombies. If you ever wanna completely shatter your personality the formula is: acid and mushrooms to taste, a line of ketamine and hit of DMT.
 
So it turns out I really can't fucking hold my liquor.

And that's just great. All it takes is three regular beers for me to get completely smashed, thanks to how rarely I get to drink. (On average once every two months?) Think of all the precious-precious pennies I get to save...!

Any beer will do. I don't drink them for the taste. I am the son of a morbid alcoholic after all. The effects are all that counts.
 
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