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About to drink alone again and attempt to manufacture a client or two for next year's elections, just in case I end up unemployed. Better to earn $2000 consulting for a no-shot campaign that $0 for nothing.
 
This maker's mark bong is pretty awesome.

I ordered a pizza with garlic and feta cheese. On one half, it has sausage and ground beef, and on the other, green peppers, spinach, and onions. It's pretty fucking badass.

 
Om my 3rd Filthy Mick (Jameson andRed Bull, pretty dope and tastes better than either of them alone) and finally finished scraping the bowl i dropped and broke yesterday. Gonna do some hot knives and pass out watching Futurama. I'm thinking about using my next paycheck to buy some fancy ass ingredients and make some cool Don Draper old school drinks like a fucking boss.
 
Just watched A Serbian Film drunk with a buddy of mine. That was hilarious, I can tell you.

I'm kinda feeling bummed out at the moment since the only ones who seem to be interested in me are gay men and women who apparently can't read. I clearly note in my profile "short-term dating, long term dating" and the only (unsollicited) messages I get are from women who have only the looking for friends option enabled.

Need moar booze.
 
We just picked up some Pinnacle and Simply Tropical, plus a couple grams of dank Berry White on the drive home today. We've already chiefed through one bowl from our little bubbler and mixed a couple drinks. I can't taste the alcohol, and my husband said he put "a lot" of vodka in it. This sounds dangerous.
 
hmmmmmmm i'm really a vodka person, but gin was on sale, so

hmmm i guess gin takes a few minutes of getting used to

and then you don't care

and there you have it.

also, my general purpose mixer has been celestial seasonings vanilla honey chamomile - no labelled calories, covers up just about anything, when one isn't quite used to strong flavors

and then when you DO get used to strong flavors

it doesn't matter
 
Kinisis dijo:
Nothing beats being really drunk then watching anime with friends over Skype.
I have no real life friends so internet friends is the best option for me.
Presiona para expandir...

Well they are still real life friends, and technology just brings people in different places closer :biggrin:
 
Awesome. My sister paid me back $100 of her $700+ debt in weed.

So I'm gonna take this weed for a spin.

It smells amazing~~~

It's got a great piney smell.
 
Six shots of whiskey + two bottles of beer = way too drunk.

For the record the whiskey was Jim Beam and the beer was Michelob Amber Bock.
 
Dude, I was in southeast Baltimore today and I saw a scrapped scooter.
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It was still chained up (see the U-lock) I swear, I was with my friends here last week and it wasn't here then.

Somebody's scooter got parked, stripped and left for scrap in a week.

Shit's crazy.
 
I'm buzzed and playing Patapon. I can't tell if this is making things easier or harder.

EDIT:


This got posted in the youtube fads thread and this is unfortunately one of my turn-up songs so I am rocking the fuck out right now
 
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yesterday i got my bro a 750ml bottle of jager because i've been leeching off his booze for a week so it was justified

then we're having netflix night and watching shit i got off youtube and then

he decides to have a drinking contest with me.

i may be small and might have had a late growth spurt, but i can drink him under the table, and he's got 50lbs on me.

he silently vomited up chunks and i'm like "dude i told you so"

also yesterday i got blackout drunk and freaked myself out with evidence of activity from myself on here, but no recollection of doing so.

but no harm done.

my bro vomited all over the couch, floor, his leg and...everything. i just gave him some newspaper and instructions to cover his ass. i got found passed out on the couch before, but at least i made it to the sink.

i kinda dread tomorrow. he's gonna have some splainin to do.

don't have a drinking contest with me.

you will surely lose.
 
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