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Oh, shjit, oh shit. It's friday. Yeeeeeeeah. See you tomorrow, guys. I love you all.
 
when you make a jager bomb, don't use jager spice. just use regular.

8oz plain redbull
1 shot jager

but you know good earth sweet and spicy tea? man i love that stuff.

it's reeeeally good with jager spice.


i got a hip flask. i'm sure it will come in handy.
 
i want screwdrivers. you have no idea.

and apparently i'm far from the only one.

my shopping list for this week is simple.

orange juice x10
vodka x 10

oh yeah and some vegetables and soap and stuff.

when will the orange obliteration end
 
Gonna see if I can make some poppy tea again tonight. My legs hurt and I wouldn't mind the buzz.
 
i love jager spice in good earth tea.

what i'm going to do is just carry a bit of jager spice every workday and at the end of it i'll get a free coffee and discreetly add something to it.
 
I made a Moscow Mule. With Angry Orchard Apple Ginger. It was basic, but good. It serves as my prep for the Moscow Pepper Mule. Deciding how much ghost pepper vodka to use will prove difficult.
 
I was really stoned while playing SSB4 last night when I fought Master Core for the first time. I spent most of the fight wondering wtf was going on; I may have thought that I was playing a creepypasta game. *yawn*
 
Made a nice, strong batch of poppy tea tonight. I'm all warm and fuzzy and feeling fine. Just...fine, man.
 
Lookit my ratings

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I downed a pint of Rogue's Dead Guy Ale and then a shot of Fireball. And I'm about to take a big bong rip. Gonna be a fun night for me.
 
I've been drinking copious amounts of black people beer every night the past several days... Hurricane, Mickey's, Colt 45, you name it. I used to drink gin, but after a physical altercation some time ago, I decided to stick to beer for some while.

I'm expecting a phone call tomorrow, but I don't give a fuck because it's unlikely I'll be awake whenever the call comes. Also, my cellphone is always on vibrate as I'm too lazy to switch around when I want to keep a low profile. I'll call back when appropriate...
 
tomorrow's going to be a shitty ass fuckin day

i won't get into why, but i'll probably live to the end of it.

i've been drinking constantly throughout the past...several... no, more. days. just refilling little 50ml flasks and carrying around however many i need and discreetly spiking everything i drink, wondering if anyone's going to get all judgy should i suddenly become happier, kinder, and overall a better human being.

today i drank 2 shots of 80 proof gin and 3 shots of 80 proof vodka, and almost a whole shot of jager spice (25% alcohol) and i'm actually disappointed at how not drunk i am, yet at the same time glad that indeed i am becoming a functional drunk. just like other family members. they'd be so proud.

anyway it seems i'm doodling differently. might as well put the scanner to use tonight.

tomorrow's going to suck.

but the good news is an awesome thai food place opened up in a very convenient location.
 
I made a Moscow Mule. 0.5oz of Ghost Pepper Vodka, 1 of plain. I call it the Ghost Mule. It burns with every sip and I love it.
 
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