Drunk / High Thread

[ChikoForce]

Take a t-break and come back to it after a certain amount of time.

Thanks. I'll give that a try.

 

[UW 411]

Take a t-break and come back to it after a certain amount of time.

A T-break works really well.

Another way to conserve your bud however, is to vaporize it with a handheld herb/concentrate vape unit. You can dial in specific temps, increasing bioavailability of all of the cannabinoids, terpenoids and flavonoids depending on the temperatures required to activate said compounds. Not only can you control your kind of 'high' through temp regulation, the lower the temp, the more creative and functional the high; higher temps will usually produce a more narcotic/couch lock effect - but you can vape the spectrum on one bowl - e.g. 180°C-220°C in 5-10 degree increments (or vape at a low temp, switch off the device and return to it to finish the bowl later at a higher setting) and when you've finished your session, your 'ABV' bud 'already been vaped' can be mixed into fatty oils or solids like coconut oil/PB/chocolate/brownies/cookies etc... for a mean edible. Properly made edibles take around a third of the amount of weed on average to get you twice to three times as stoned.

I'm currently knocking up a batch of cannabis oil (coconut oil infusion) and it's always worked wonders. I recommend BadKittySmiles and her recipes (look her up, she has tons of recipes and tutorials for cooking with cannabis; though heads up, her website is shittily formatted and the grasscity forum is easier to navigate!)

There's also the option of pressing your own rosin, making your own concentrate, creating an alcohol or glycerine based tincture or even THC syrup. The possibilities can be endless.

Stoner ingenuity and all!

 

[Marvin]

I'm high as balls and going to see a movie seriously comparing Trump to Lincoln. Even for me that's a stretch. I'm hitting up the concession stand now. Oh man, nachos or pretzel?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm high as balls and going to see a movie seriously comparing Trump to Lincoln. Even for me that's a stretch. I'm hitting up the concession stand now. Oh man, nachos or pretzel?

Dinesh D'Souza is exceptional regardless of sobriety.

 

[Xetzyr]

Does anyone know how to make weed more effective (without adding other drugs)? I've been smoking for a while now and have a pretty large tolerance for it, so bongs don't really do too much for me anymore.

Stop using it for awhile? That's the best way of making it more effective. Take a break.

You could also try edibles as they're pure THC with no CBD in them... might make you slightly jittery tho.

There's alcohol of course, that's the common cross over.

Also any number of prescription medications.

And any number of illicit drugs, like ecstasy.

Generally though it's a pretty stupid idea. Just stop using it for awhile so you can reset the tolerance.

If you're so dependent upon drugs that you need them every God damn day... that's a sure sign you got some serious shit in your life you need to get worked out.

 

[Caesare]

Best way to take shrooms is to grind them up and then make little .5 gram caramels.

That truly is the best way. Drying them out, grinding them up and making candies works out extremely well. We used to make little chocolate candies with them. They looked a little like Nestle's Crunch with all the bits of mushrooms in them.

Does anyone know how to make weed more effective (without adding other drugs)? I've been smoking for a while now and have a pretty large tolerance for it, so bongs don't really do too much for me anymore.

Do you drink? Have about six beers and smoke a joint, that usually does the trick.

 

[jewelry investor]

I'm high as balls and going to see a movie seriously comparing Trump to Lincoln. Even for me that's a stretch. I'm hitting up the concession stand now. Oh man, nachos or pretzel?

Hey buddy did you know?

Spoiler: that

demoKKK-Rats are the real racists!!!

 

[Red Hood]

Guess who's not sober.

Some game should have an achievement where you have to blow into a breathalyzer and you get one cause it's like "That's pretttty good for a drunk"

I mean shuldn't I get an achievement for making it through a few rounds of Rising Storm without fragging a teammate while totally ripped

 

[Marvin]

I think I need to take a thc break. Build up my tolerance.

So I'm just drinking natty bohs instead.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Smoking indica and watching The Golden Girls on Hulu. Those things go well together.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'm a poorfag so I normally buy my vodka in handles (costs 20-25 dollars), but the other day I bought a fifth of Koskenkorva (impulse buy, since I didn't know they even sold it where I lived until the other day), and damn, it's such an improvement from what I normally drink (cheap Slav vodka you can buy in the US). Smooth, not unnecessarily harsh or watery, and mixes well with yerba mate. The bottle is pretty cool looking too. I wish good vodka like this was more appreciated in the US.

 

[Gordon Cole]

tfw you unintentionally crash your boss's party, but everyone doesn't care and is glad you showed up.

 

[Xetzyr]

I am high on 20mg THC...

I just thought of something... for like scary movies... they should do a camera effect that's like the Matrix "bullet time" ...but in real time.

That is, the camera could be on the actors face, recording them...

Then instead of a "jump scare" where it just flips instantly to the scary thing.

Instead of that you have the camera MOVE while the action is happening, so it feels like YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE and YOU are the one who is moving the camera, like it's your head turning from the actor to the scary thing which then feels like IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

Like... "viewer head movement" style filming, move the camera as if it was the audience's perception.

BUT KEEP IT REALLY SMOOTH... so no "shaky cam", the movements of the camera have to be smooth because that's what it really feels like to you in reality, that's why "shakey cam" feels so annoying, because it's not natureal.

natureal... I just misspelled that, but you know, it would make a good name for some kind of like... vegan green ass shit soy idunno

Natureal...

mmmm... some one has probably thought of that already though, it's too "easy" a find

When you're an artist and you're trying to come up with something original you should always think to yourself, "Nah, someone's probably already done this, how can I make it even BETTER than that? Assume your original idea isn't original, then take it and try and put a fresh spin on it, try and think how you could make it even better/different.

See, that way, even when you ARE being truly original, it'll always turn out to be an even better/improved version of an original idea. And in turn you'll always appear to be the superior artist compared to others (in any form).

 

[Xetzyr]

Hiiiiight right now, on 40 mg THC... and I've been thinking of random things...

poz - splurt after masturbation

sound vibration is pain

what if you were gay for blacks, but straight for whites
bi-racial-sexual

I want to live inside forever, I want the eternity of me, I want so bad to set afire, all that's coming for me
But I know I can't outrun it, the ever increasing line of FEAR... how much tolerance to FEAR is how long your lifespan is
I know I have to face, real reality, I know I will have to become, the spectre of life itself

if I become God I can save us all

but there's a bad cache

because in order to become God
I must kill them all

If I'm just the last, they'll be no one else
no one else to suffer, the infinity of ever after

finally we'll sleep, finally we'll defeat, finally we'll weep

 

[goma]

I drank many drinks today and for the first time in months. It's the happiest I've been in a long time.

 

[Xetzyr]

I'm happy that you're happy... but don't you see... I can only kill them in my dreams, that's the only place I can see them!

They completely reflect the light within our visible spectrum, ultra-violet creatures... I can only see them in my dreams

when they're killing you all and you can't even see them

I'll be able to see every last horrible end

I've be able to see forever

In my dreams, that's where I locked forever away, after I stole it from God

That's why he's not here, because your perception of God can't live forever

You concept of God is limited by your own very limited sense of omnipotence

You don't even understand what God even is

God is death

God needs to kill you... that's salvation

It's life... life is hell... and God is trying to save you from it

 

[Carlos Thin]

Tonight, under the influence of alcohol, I became a lolcow. What I actually did could be seen as deplorable, but the results were wholly altruistic and perhaps beneficial to those that read: -- I measured the amount of urine that was coming out of me.
The procedure was I would urinate into a pre-weighed bottle, weigh it, then flush. I did this three times. Then I threw out the bottle and whilst I washed my hands of the whole ordeal, I knew I would never be able to wash my brain or my soul.

As I have typed this out, I am not so confident in myself anymore. The results, I still hope are beneficial to me, and as I am typing this onto a forum; beneficial to someone else. They are as follows:

A male, 28, 5'11', 80kg, regular but not heavy drinker, under the influence of alcohol, urinates an average of 470ml. I did this solely so I knew how much I had to recuperate after every urination. Please don't judge me; there are people who today still insist that Alan Turing eating an apple injected with cyanide was a simple misadventure...

 

[8777BB5]

Gettin high on Whiskey and Cola!
Gonna drink till I get fill!
This concoction w probably kill me!
Bury me all o'er the hill
Come on a risin' wind
We're going off around the bend
Yeaahhh!

 

[Horny Skunk]

My experience with weed are pretty mixed at best, but I'll never the first night I spent during my time with friends in Amsterdam. I got so fucking stoned off blunts and space cakes that it resulted in the worst (or best depending on how you look at it) trip I ever had. My heart was racing at like 150 BPM and I felt like I was literally shitting my pants (due to the shivering). Fortunately after many hours walking around we found a public toilet where I found out that wasn't the case, after which I burst out into a fit of laughter.

The funniest part after that however had to be the person who was driving the bus we hitched back to our hotel room. We couldn't even tell if it was a man or a woman, though it very well may have been a shemale. I barely remember anyway because I was still stoned as fuck. Nevertheless, the entire night was one to remember.

 

[Xetzyr]

I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE MISTAKE!!!

I... uh... itziswuz like, I was hungry... and then .... wait, n, I mean I was hiiiiigh.... and then I was like... IMMA GO GROCERY SHOPPING...

do not!

THis is a warning

DO NOT GROCERY SHOP WHILE H!!!!!!!!!GH!

But i couldn't help, cause see they were only TWO DOLLARS EACH!

and the sale, you know, the sale they always run out of stock like on the first day

so I hade to go and grocery shop.... but I think I may have gottoon tooo maeny

...still fit tho...

yeeeaaaaah

satisfied look

Ain't I your motha'fucka?

Fuck yeah I am!

I've been thinking of words that are mine... for of today...


Snow Flurf

filth hovel

sproooce


What do these words to mean? The first! A yeeasterly prize... I am thinking of a snow blower... you know, a sneazel... a sea lion

The second is a people's house, a people that live really unclean and their house looks like a dirty rats nest

The last means the same as spruce...

What if we had language slang?

Like, if people started swapping Us and Os around... like for no real reason, just to be different.... their language slang could eventually be the standard

Like when people say azz instead of ass... what if eventually the z and s become swapped in the alphabet

How would that affect the "language" of our people's language, a people's identity is in their language

If you lose your language you lose a certain part of your identity, your cultural identity.