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I'm whiskey drunk doing yard work. Something feels good being in the sun with a lawn mower and a bottle of Jameson. Might light a fat doink when I'm done.
Those pierogi look fucking awesome. As far as munchies go, it depends. Do you feel like cooking? I love making soup when I'm drunk, cheeseburger soup is one of my favorites. Otherwise if I want some slop I've been hooked on this shit:
I’ve been enjoying my weekend with a gram of Wyld raspberry sativa gummies yesterday and a gram of huckleberry hybrid today. If it’s any testimony to my tolerance, I’m posting this four hours after ingestion. My piss is neon green. Also I thought the TV I left on in my living room was someone talking in a high-pitched voice and I was worried a schizophrenic man had broken into my house and was having a meltdown like in The Sixth Sense. Other than that I’m feeling mildly buzzed but only barely too much to drive.
Too bad even a collective two grams of edibles can’t wave the cloud over my head after an absolute dickbag couple ruined my night at the theater yesterday. I was having a blast watching Backrooms stoned off my patootie when these two fucknuts come in ten minutes late gabbing like they’re in a crowd. The dude leans over to me and says “Yo, can you fill us in on what happened?” I just didn’t say anything so they kept talking and looking at their phone throughout the movie. The movie that was fully booked mind you, and that several people had been speaking excitedly about during the previews. Halfway through I whispered to them, “Sorry, could you please be quiet? Thank you,” and the girlfriend just rolled her eyes at me. Pokémon Stadium Announcer voice: that was a glancing blow. They kept talking throughout the rest of the movie. No spoilers about the ending but it scares the shit out of me, who is already quite stoned. In the next second, right as the credits come on screen, both fucknuts leap out of their seats as fast as they can. Boyfriend jabs his finger in my face and yells, “You’re a fucking lame dickhead!” People in the theater just kinda mutter and walk away while I’m now spiraling from edibles and too shaky to call Uber for a while bc people scary. Ruined my high completely and I think it’s only fair that they both get food poisoning within takeoff of a flight to Singapore. I’m too young and pretty for this. Anyways I hope the rest of you are getting high (or drunk if that’s your poison) and enjoying your night as best as you can.
Have you seen Bobcat Goldthwait's God Bless America? If not, I suggest a viewing. Drunk, high, both, or sober - it's easy to follow, and you'll find one scene quite cathartic.
Too bad even a collective two grams of edibles can’t wave the cloud over my head after an absolute dickbag couple ruined my night at the theater yesterday. I was having a blast watching Backrooms stoned off my patootie when these two fucknuts come in ten minutes late gabbing like they’re in a crowd. The dude leans over to me and says “Yo, can you fill us in on what happened?” I just didn’t say anything so they kept talking and looking at their phone throughout the movie. The movie that was fully booked mind you, and that several people had been speaking excitedly about during the previews. Halfway through I whispered to them, “Sorry, could you please be quiet? Thank you,” and the girlfriend just rolled her eyes at me. Pokémon Stadium Announcer voice: that was a glancing blow. They kept talking throughout the rest of the movie. No spoilers about the ending but it scares the shit out of me, who is already quite stoned. In the next second, right as the credits come on screen, both fucknuts leap out of their seats as fast as they can. Boyfriend jabs his finger in my face and yells, “You’re a fucking lame dickhead!” People in the theater just kinda mutter and walk away while I’m now spiraling from edibles and too shaky to call Uber for a while bc people scary. Ruined my high completely and I think it’s only fair that they both get food poisoning within takeoff of a flight to Singapore. I’m too young and pretty for this. Anyways I hope the rest of you are getting high (or drunk if that’s your poison) and enjoying your night as best as you can
Brooooooo I feel you. I also went to see the backrooms recently and no one under 25 knows how to behave in a movie theater. Talking full volume well into the first act, feet on the seats when people were sitting almost directly in front of them, playing on their phones because they couldn't tolerate suspense without a quick hit from that dopamine machine. Even overheard one of the teenagers next to me say "woooow this is the most full I've ever seen a movie theater", the theatre was half full, maybe three quarters at most. Halfway through most of them were able to shut the fuck up. Happy I ordered wine beforehand, helped me tune people out a little bit.
Sorry that your night was interrupted by assholes sounds like other people probably weren't happy with them being there either. Hope you're able to have a better time going out whenever you decide to take edibles next.
I'm high as fuck and watching Apocakypto. The opening scenes are so funny.
The red man got bullied for being a limp dick. His fellow red men then told him that tapir testicles would give him virility and then they all laughed at him when he ate them.
Then later the Indian guy is bitching about his mother in law.
Lol it's like sitcom writing. Like if Seinfeld was done by jungle people in loin cloths, but 110% with a straight face.
Lol now he's getting bullied by his mother in law to give her some grandkids.
Mel Gibson is a funny guy.
Idk it's just got me cracking up.
Also yesterday I made a pretty good fried baloney sandwich. Had some mini challah rolls, some deli baloney and some gouda. Fried the baloney up in butter, made a sandwich with some English mustard and the cheese.
Ain’t nobody want no salad, nigga, with scrambled eggs. There are kids who are hiding in the dark because they don’t know how to handle the lights being on!
Edit: Sorry, Marvin! A Quiet Place can send a nigga inside dark places!
sounds like other people probably weren't happy with them being there either. Hope you're able to have a better time going out whenever you decide to take edibles next.
