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I was smoking a bunch of weed last night and made this with chatgpt

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Couldn't stop laughing.
 
I understand nationalism now nigga what country we AMERICANS are living in when the people don’t think it’s real

got high hrs ago listening to some nigga talkin bout some they don’t understand the pledge of allegiance why are you here???

makes me sad to hear but i ate like a pig and i feel better now
 
relating to these songs hard as fuck now



yes lawd we callin our opps nigger all 2026, 2027, and beyoooonnndddddd!!!!!

buzz lightyear shit!!!!!


clink clink clink! down your drink, nigga!!
 
I tend to make really retarded posts when I drink that I end up regretting. Will I learn my lesson? Never.
 
I'm high as shit.

I don't have work tomorrow because of mlk day. So that's pretty sweet.

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A few days ago, this was my local news. The little graphic of mlk had me cracking up.

Anyway now it's 11pm and I smoked a bunch of weed.

I had a late night snack. I got a fancy, very soft, slightly pungent, soft cheese from the grocery store, then I toasted some rye bread, and I made a sandwich with some sliced raw onion and the cheese smeared on the bread.

I read about a sandwich like that somewhere.

It was interesting. The raw onion was an interesting experiment too. The cheese was spreadable and creamy, so it suppressed the bite from the raw onion a bit, while still keeping it flavorful. And it all worked with the toasted rye bread.

Anyway, now I'm stoned and eating string cheese and watching one of the Jason Bourne movies with my cat.
 
Drunk business idea: An attraction like a renaissance fair but with medieval fantasy themes
  • Combine what is historically accurate and fantasy with period attractions, stores that sell period clothes or fantasy items
  • Historically accurate tavern as well as fantasy bars
  • Hire actual dwarves to play dwarves, elves etc based on their folklore. And yes some of this idea is based on Runescape
  • Elf village as a children's play area, fitting with lore the ceilings are lower so adults will have to crouch down to get in. Children might find this more inviting if the space was specifically built for them with the midget staff members as their babysitters.
  • In my region we have snowy winters so you could have black death themes, historical Christmas or Santa riding around in a sleigh
If you need me I'll be at the underground dwarven bar to come up with another idea.
 
Vodka is so good. It's not as good as whiskey in my personal opinion but I got a Polish brand and it's so savory-sweet. My evening is going smooth.
 
Random Idea: Go to Japan on a student visa to learn traditional sword blacksmithing.
 
KRAINOS dijo:
You are not autistic, you probably have inattentive attention deficit behavior syndrome like most of us on this website.
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I am so relieved, thank you for explaining a lot of weird life choice.
 
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Idea for a story: After a head injury a man becomes overly opinionated on moral issues . He then becomes an activist for what he believes in clashing with ordinary people and trying to make friends with social justice types only to displease those activists.
 
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