Drunk / High Thread

[*Asterisk*]

Fuck, I had too much sugar booze and cheap tequila. My head's killing me.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Papa Jangles don't skimp on the holiday liquor.
Currently shitfaced on Jameson, popping in to wish you all a happy fucking Thanksgiving.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I think I'm gonna go down and have me some more chardonnay. That's the right spelling, isn't it? I'm too lazy to check.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm currently in the midst of 10 really strong beers.

Good gravy I am lonely...

 

[AnimuGinger]

I have a license to daydrink the next few days.

 

[Android raptor]

I'm drunk and high right now

God bless thanksgiving

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I am doing math right now which is the greatest high in existence

 

[homewrecker]

On Halloween I got really drunk at a friends party with my D&D group and we all ended up getting naked in a hot tub with my sister and all our friends but my friends hot tub was in her backyard and her backyard had the Boston commuter rail tracks running through it so we all flashed a train full of people that night. Also everyone passed out drunk so I stole the candy bowl and took a taxi home. My friends still ask where the candy went that night and why I laugh everytime someone mentions hot tub.

In short, nerds party hard.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Kroger now has $3 wine. It tastes like Trader Joe's wine. Because it probably is.

Franzia, you sneaky bastard.

 

[Pina Colada]

Not even halfway through a peach Bellini, and I actually called my mom a MILF. This was two weeks ago.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I am doing math right now which is the greatest high in existence

Crystal Math?

 

[AnimuGinger]

New Amsterdam makes a good gin, for only $10 a fifth.

 

[Funnybone]

does being high off cold medicine count
i want to be one of the cool kids

 

[AnimuGinger]

Finally cracked open the jar of moonshine I bought. For crappy, commercially produced maple moonshine, it tastes wonderful, and I just need drink ideas.

 

[sm0t]

I bought a pack of Angry Orchard Green Apple cider because I haven't seen cider made from green apples before, and I absolutely love it. As much as I like Angry Orchard, most of their flavors get cloying after a while but this one is tart enough that I can actually drink it down smoothly. I'm on my second bottle and I'm pleasantly buzzed.

 

[VLAD]

So I just figured out that I could spend $10 on a decent six-pack that'll last me a week, or I could spend $10 on some mediocre rotgut bourbon that'll last me a month.

It's all about prudent management of your finances, dudes.

 

[LiveFromNS]

So, our new federal government is taking over the country now. And this was said at the Throne speech yesterday (we still have some British stuff in Canada):

And I see Herk is gunning to run the USA in 2016! I'd vote him in for sure. He'd definitely paint the White House black!

So, in tribute to the real potential that I will soon be able to go to a bar (read: Pot Cafe) and not have to drink El Dorado or Cruzan rum straight on the rocks, but instead be able to smoke a big fucking fat ass salad joint of some black Afghani hashish mixed with some good Hydroponic purple bud. And in tribute to the return of a Norse god named FedSmoker running for the Presidency of the US of A, time to roll one up!

So I just figured out that I could spend $10 on a decent six-pack that'll last me a week, or I could spend $10 on some mediocre rotgut bourbon that'll last me a month

So, that bottle set you back 10 bucks man? 70cl is 700ml (we use that system on liquids). Well, here is what our liquor commission (they run all booze outlets in province) charges for a 750ml (50 more than yours) of Jack:

That is 32.99 CDN, which at current exchange is around $25US. What does a 70cl of Jack cost in US now @VLAD ?

 

[VLAD]

So, that bottle set you back 10 bucks man? 70cl is 700ml (we use that system on liquids). Well, here is what our liquor commission (they run all booze outlets in province) charges for a 750ml (50 more than yours) of Jack:
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That is 32.99 CDN, which at current exchange is around $25US. What does a 70cl of Jack cost in US now @VLAD ?

I'm in New York City where everything's more expensive, but a 750mL of JD is around the same price. My favorite whiskeys (Benchmark, Evan Williams) are marketed as a lower-cost substitute for JD - Evan averages around $15 or $20, Benchmark is just south of $10 - but here's the trick. They're like a billion times better than JD.

 

[LiveFromNS]

I'm in New York City where everything's more expensive, but a 750mL of JD is around the same price. My favorite whiskeys (Benchmark, Evan Williams) are marketed as a lower-cost substitute for JD - Evan averages around $15 or $20, Benchmark is just south of $10 - but here's the trick. They're like a billion times better than JD.

Shit man, in the Big Apple. Me and my daughter went there in 2012, I think it was, to see Maiden in Newark. The Maiden England tour.

I remember the taxes were basically none. She had a great time being about 17 shopping in the mall. We stayed in Newport.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Homemade gin. Homemade vanillacoffee vodka. And a bottle of paint remover(neutral grain spirits).