Drunk / High Thread

[Rat Speaker]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

-wakes up and it's 4/20
- smoke more then normally..or not

Baked and happy, check.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Smoked all day yesterday, woke up to Mr. Scum was rolling a joint. My hands smell like onions and I I forgot the word "artist" when I really needed it.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I'm drunk on boxed on wine -- moscato and white zin to be exact. Pathetic, but pleasant. I also just saw my Pens win Game 3, of the first round, so fuck it all. Besides, maybe it's just me, but sometimes the Internet is more entertaining when you're drunk.

 

[VLAD]

I'm drunk on boxed on wine -- moscato and white zin to be exact. Pathetic, but pleasant. I also just saw my Pens win Game 3, of the first round, so fuck it all. Besides, maybe it's just me, but sometimes the Internet is more entertaining when you're drunk.

I'm drinking to forget my Rangers losing five-zip to your damnable Pens.

And Phil's balls, I guess.

 

[Marvin]

I'm just going to be at home tomorrow, doing obnoxious programming bullshit tomorrow for Vlad. So right now, instead of taking a shower and shaving, I'm drinking vodka and eating pierogis.

Though there's a giant weed festival in DC Saturday tho. Vlad better not expect me to be remotely useful on Saturday...

 

[Carlos Thin]

The weather is beautiful, so I'm going to sit my the river and get drunk. Rock on, my dudes.

 

[Argonian Scum]

My buddy got back from vacation and Cannabis Cup with all kinds of goodies. I haven't been this high since I was a teenager holy shit.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Though there's a giant weed festival in DC Saturday tho.

Daaaaank yo. Have a good time at it man.

I'm smoking the last of my oil right now. Need to re-up soon.

 

[waffle]

Wrap your bottles if shit in a wet paper towel and put it in the freezer. Will get a beer ice cold in like 7 minutes.

 

[Picklechu]

I've found that I am more likely to get an interview if I complete the job application while drunk. Obviously, correlation doesn't imply causation, but I may run these numbers through Stata or R or something.

 

[Bluebird]

Im terrified of doing any drugs or drinking. Like what if it somehow, freakishly effects my brain chemistry at some fundamental level and permanently alters a part of my personality without me or anyone else even noticing?

 

[AnimuGinger]

Im terrified of doing any drugs or drinking. Like what if it somehow, freakishly effects my brain chemistry at some fundamental level and permanently alters a part of my personality without me or anyone else even noticing?

Well, if you or anyone else doesn't notice, it didn't even happen.

 

[Marvin]

Im terrified of doing any drugs or drinking. Like what if it somehow, freakishly effects my brain chemistry at some fundamental level and permanently alters a part of my personality without me or anyone else even noticing?

Oh, it will permanently alter you. There's no "if" about it.

It'll permanently make you cooler

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I forgot how great solo upper days can be. spent the whole day doing lines and listening to radio lab and crocheting and playing dark souls and it was just grand. hope you fools are having a lovely saturday.

 

[Marvin]

Guess who has two thumbs and a prescription for medical marijuana? This guy!

(You can't see it, but i'm pointing to my face with my thumbs. I've got two of them.)

Heh, also, sjws are trying to invade weed now. Now this makes me want to read a feminist critique of Up in Smoke.

 

[AnOminous]

Guess who has two thumbs and a prescription for medical marijuana? This guy!

(You can't see it, but i'm pointing to my face with my thumbs. I've got two of them.)

Heh, also, sjws are trying to invade weed now. Now this makes me want to read a feminist critique of Up in Smoke.

"Standing in front of all the options at a local head shop, I felt oppressed."

Holy fucking shit.

What a buzzkill.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Guess who has two thumbs and a prescription for medical marijuana? This guy!

Me too bro, ain't life grand.

 

[Marvin]

"Standing in front of all the options at a local head shop, I felt oppressed."

Holy fucking shit.

What a buzzkill.

The speed with which they used the term "oppressed" in the article frankly impressed me.

That's (autistic spergy sjw) talent right there. No doubt.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Wow that article was fucking ace while blazing up this morning.

"Ater years of casual smoking left me beholden to whatever dumb pipe my friends had on hand, I decided to buy my own piece. And when I finally did, I realized why it had taken me so long."
The first sentence just goes to show why people can't take this shit seriously. You can buy a pipe online for 5 bucks, go to a convenience store for papers, or just talk to people at a head shop like a normal human being.

At least she supports skeletons...

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Heh, also, sjws are trying to invade weed now. Now this makes me want to read a feminist critique of Up in Smoke.

THE MALE BLAZE.